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JoJo’s Blocky Adventure

Abuse, Adventure, Arrow, blocky, Character development, childhood trauma, complex villain, dark secrets, emotional depth, family dynamics, father-son relationship, Guilt, hidden past, jojo, Jojos, Kira, Manga, Protection, redemption arc, sad villain, Sympathy, Toshiyuki-kun, tragic backstory

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7178
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

Did you know that on this server, Kira’s mother abused him when he was a child? But don’t worry, Kira’s father bought the arrow to protect him out of guilt for not doing anything! It’s like a JoJo manga come to life!

Toshiyuki-kun even wanted to put this story in the manga, but he was afraid it would make people sympathize with Kira too much. So now you can experience it firsthand on our server!

Come join us for a mind-blowing experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the craziness – join now!

Crafty Lads & Lasses

Amused, attraction, Basic, Boring, Crafty, data, Gender Roles, hobbies, horny, interests, Lads, Larping, Lasses, memes, Men, Obligations, obsessive thoughts, Politics, relationships, Sexuality, Stereotypes, video games, Women

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9556
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Runes Activated:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Are you tired of obsessing over women and looking for a new obsession? Look no further, because on our server, women will be the last thing on your mind!

Once you join our server, you’ll be transported to a world where women are a thing of the past. Instead, you’ll find yourself immersed in a world of politics, cool data, memes, and of course, video games!

Forget about basic and boring people, because on our server, you’ll be surrounded by the most outrageous and entertaining individuals you’ll ever meet!

So why obsess over women when you can join our server and obsess over building epic structures, defeating dragons, and exploring vast worlds?

Come join us today and say goodbye to your women-obsessed days forever!

NijiCraft: Where Virtual Idols Mine and LOL Together

discordfags, ethyria, falseflaggers, Graduated Livers, IDOLS, ignore bait, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, lol, Luxiem, NijiCraft, nijisanji en, Noctyx, obsydia, samefags, shitposting, STREAMS, Teamup Schedule, ttt, twitter, virtual, xsoleil, youtube channels

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5842
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2964
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our players are like the NIJISANJI_EN YouTube channels, full of energy and entertainment! You’ll never have a dull moment on this server. – Need some laughs? Follow us on Twitter and witness the hilarious adventures of LazuLight, OBSYDIA, Ethyria, Luxiem, Noctyx, ILUNA, XSOLEIL, Krisis, and TTT! – Our team-up schedule is so organized, you’ll feel like you’re part of a professional eSports team. Watch streams at the same time and dominate the virtual world together! – And don’t even get me started on our graduated livers and miscellaneous section. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky, wild, and absolutely INSANE Minecraft server today! You won’t regret it…probably.

Blocky LOLs

blocky, lols

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9258
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	New Chunks Explored:	134504
Falling into the Void:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! If you’re tired of boring old servers with no excitement, then you’ve come to the right place. Here, we have EXPLOSIVE creepers that shoot fireworks instead of exploding. And don’t even get me started on our FLYING pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary DANCING Ender Dragon who busts out some sick moves while you try to defeat it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret DISCO cave where all the mobs are wearing glowsticks and raving to the beat of the music.

Oh, and did I mention that our server has UNICORNS that poop rainbows? Yes, you heard that right. And if you manage to catch one of those rainbow poops, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical LEPRECHAUN that lives in our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! No webms, only gifs allowed because we like to keep things WACKY around here.

Pixelmon Pals – Gotta Catch ‘Em All!

Adventure 25th Color Evolution, April 25, Bandai, Catch, CS Mod Details, Digimon, digimon adventure 02, digimon survive, Dreamers, EN trailer, Epilogue, Gotta, Habu Kazumasa, Liberator, Lost Evolution, PALS, PC, Pixelmon, Premium Heroines, Reference Book, Resources, Seekers, ST-18, ST-19, Switch, US BD/DVD, US pre-orders, WRATH MODE

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1587
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4

Welcome to WRATH MODE Edition! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve got the most intense and outrageous server you’ve ever seen!

Join our server for a chance to battle DIGIMON in epic showdowns! Take on the role of a DIGIMON Tamer and prove your skills in the digital world. But beware, because things are about to get wild!

We’ve got exclusive game news straight from the digital realm. From DIGIMON Survive updates to the latest in card game news, we’ve got it all. And don’t forget about our LIBERATOR NEWS – where you can uncover the secrets of the digital world.

But that’s not all! Join us for crazy events like the Adventure 25th Color Evolution 2nd wave US pre-orders and the Premium Heroines set pre-order. It’s a digital extravaganza like you’ve never seen before!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the digital world with us and experience WRATH MODE Edition like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Banter: ‘I raise you’

banter, blocky, cultural beliefs, double standards, equality, feminism, gender equality, Gender Roles, judgment, Misogyny, modern society, promiscuity, raise, relationships, sexual behavior, sexual freedom, Sexuality, slut shaming, social constructs, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, traditional values

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9584
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	426
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer life’s burning questions while building epic blocky creations! 🌟

Join us and explore a world where judgment is left at the door and creativity reigns supreme. Build towering castles, dig deep into the earth for rare resources, and unleash your inner architect!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we believe in equality for all players. No more double standards or unfair judgments. Whether you’ve had 0 or 1000 sexual partners, you’re welcome here with open arms (and pickaxes)!

So come on, join us and discover a community like no other. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be so enlightening and hilarious at the same time? 😉🔥

Pixelated Playtime Paradise

action sequences, Anime, Character development, cinematic experience, creative liberties, diverse characters, engaging plot twists, faithful adaptation, Fan Service, Gaming Community, immersive experience, interactive storytelling, new perspectives, Nostalgia, original content, Paradise, pixelated, Playtime, storytelling, unique art style, Video game adaptations, visual effects, world-building

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4751
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Void Gems Collected:	29	Villages Defended:	6

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few creepers here and there.

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures, where you can build your own empire, battle dragons, and maybe even find a secret portal to the Nether realm (if you’re lucky).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of players who are as crazy as a pack of rabid wolves. You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a surprise attack from a gang of zombie pigmen or a spontaneous dance party in the village square.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted suit of armor? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a former player who got lost in the mines and never found his way out.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our WACKY Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

CraftyMBTI – Where ISFJ players build with heart and soul!

Behavior, Blasting, BUILD, characteristics, Clever, CraftyMBTI, dangerously cheesy, feeling, Heart, introverted, isfj, Judging, mbti, myers briggs, new things, Personality, piss, Players, poor emotional intelligence, Resourceful, sensing, Soul, strong intellect, Successful, Traits, TYPE

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2776
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on the most mind-blowing adventure of your life? Join us and unleash your inner ISFJ powers!

On this server, we don’t just build, we DESTROY! Show off your strong intellect by strategically blowing up your enemies’ bases with TNT. And don’t forget to let out your inner cheeseball by leaving a trail of dangerously cheesy pranks behind you.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is filled with geniuses like yourself who are always up for a challenge. Whether you’re a master builder or a redstone wizard, there’s always something new and exciting to discover on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s create some EPIC chaos together!

CraftyCrafters: The Future of Minecraft in 2018!

#Average Canadians, #backwards thinking, #mass deportation, #Mr. leaf, 2018, AMERICANS, blush, Canadians, CraftyCrafters, Future, Immigrants, lefties, LUCK, MAGA, Minecraft, reddit, trump, twitter

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8229
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server of all time! Join now for a wild ride filled with craziness and laughter!

Imagine a world where Canadians rule the land, laughing at amerifat MAGAs and Trump like it’s nobody’s business. They’re so lucky they’re not Americans, am I right?

But hold on, things have taken a crazy turn! Average Canadians are now saying things that would make the MAGA crowd blush. Even lefties on leddit and twatter are shocked by the things coming out of Mr. Leaf’s mouth. Mass deportation, anyone?

Join us on this server for a WILD adventure where anything goes and the laughs never stop. Who knows what kind of insanity you’ll encounter next!

Blocky Banter

Backlash, banter, blocky, Communication, consumer demand, creativity, criticism, developers, Disappointment, Entertainment, Expectations, Feedback, Gamers, Gaming, Industry, innovation, market research, Online Community, player experience, Publishers, really, video games, wanted

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5794
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because we have everything you never knew you needed!

Join us for insane adventures in a world where pigs fly and creepers dance. Our legendary staff will guide you through quests that will test your skills and your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest diamond ores and the most elusive ender dragons. Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of Notch himself!

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find the legendary Herobrine lurking in the shadows. Don’t say we didn’t warn you!