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HypeGoneMinecraft SMP

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3459
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Love Letters Sent:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

OMG guys, have you heard about this super epic Minecraft SMP server that was supposed to be the next big thing but then just vanished into thin air like my ex-girlfriend’s sanity? It was like the holy grail of SMPs, with diamond-encrusted pigs flying around and villagers doing the cha-cha slide all day long. But then one day, POOF! It was gone faster than my willpower to resist eating a whole cake in one sitting.

But fear not, my fellow blockheads, because I have found a new server that is even more lit than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. This server has unicorns as mounts, dragons as pets, and a secret underground lair where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, the owner is a literal wizard who can turn dirt blocks into stacks of diamonds with just a flick of his wand (not a euphemism).

So come join us on this wild ride of a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you do, in which case, blame it on the lag. #YOLOminecraft #blockparty #whatisrealityanyway

HypeCraftFail

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7853
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Animals Bred:	156	Potions Brewed:	177
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	345

Remember that time when everyone was hyped up about a certain Minecraft server that promised to be the ultimate gaming experience? Yeah, well, let’s just say it crashed and burned faster than a creeper in a lightning storm. But fear not, because we’ve got the perfect alternative for you!

Introducing the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds with their hooves. Yes, you read that right – llamas! And let me tell you, they sure know how to throw a party.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay golden eggs that can be used to craft the most powerful weapons and armor in the game. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited power and riches beyond their wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with llamas, Diamond Chickens, and plenty of laughs along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Realm of the Unknown 1.20.5

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1220
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Buildings Constructed:	45
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	8702

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like playing with a Hawk Tuah gun but in blocky pixel form!

You can build your own crazy world and shoot creepers with style!

Forget boring old guns, we got pixelated awesomeness waiting for you!

Join now and unleash your inner blocky warrior!

How Good Is He Really Minecraft SMP

Analysis, Assessment, athlete, Competition, criticism, Disappointment, EUROS, Evaluation, Expectations, football, Good, hype, Minecraft, opinion, Performance, player, reputation, skill, smp, sports, success, talent

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4653
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring Minecraft world with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the hype around that player after the Euros. Who needs real-life drama when you can join our server and experience all the chaos and madness that comes with it? Trust us, you won’t be disappointed! So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Pepe Moon Waiting Room Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7625
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Gods Slained:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because Pepe is about to moon and you don’t want to miss it! This server is so wild, even the creepers are doing the cha-cha slide. Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and a whole lot of slurping (don’t ask, just do it). Trust us, you won’t regret it. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to witness the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Let’s gooooo!

Wednesday Night Minecraft SMP

9 o’clock, Booking, botches, Buzz, confusion, Delusion, discord gang, dynamite, Flippin, hype, Minecraft, night, Punches, Ratings, smp, snoozes, tired fans, TONY KHAN, Wednesday, Wednesday Night, Yawns

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8622
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	New Chunks Explored:	710746
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a Wednesday night Dynamite show – full of botches, snoozes, and yawns! Join Tony and his discord gang as they navigate through the confusion and delusion of our server. With low ratings and punches that are light, you’ll never have a dull moment. Get ready for some flippin’ fun and join us for a wild ride that’ll leave you saying, “What in the world did I just experience?” So come on and join the chaos, because who needs a good server when you can have a hilariously bad one instead!

Crunk Minecraft SMP

“2000s”, beats, catchy, CRUNK, culture, Dance, ENERGY, Entertainment, film, Fun, Hip Hop, hype, iconic, Minecraft, movies, Music, Nostalgia, Party, smp, Soundtrack, Throwback, Urban

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	335
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Void Armor Forged:	26	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where movies get crunk with the music! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly the ground starts shaking and a giant disco ball drops from the sky, blasting your favorite tunes. And don’t even get me started on our epic movie nights where we watch films that sync up perfectly with the music playing in the background. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come join us for a crazy, fun-filled adventure that will have you laughing, dancing, and mining like never before!

C R E A T U R E C O M M A N D O S M I N E C R A F T S M P

#DCU, action-packed, canon, comic adaptation, comic book adaptation, comic book characters, CREATURE COMMANDOS, dc universe, fan reaction, Gunn family, Gunns DCU, hype, military team, premiere episodes, SuperHero, supernatural creatures, Television series, TV, TV premiere, tv show

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1851
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mines Excavated:	4473	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a TV show on steroids! We boot off players in epic fashion, just like a reality TV show!
Our first two episodes have already premiered and let me tell you, the drama is off the charts! From backstabbing alliances to epic battles for resources, this server has it all!
And the best part? This is all CANON! That’s right, your Minecraft adventures on our server are part of the official lore of our server universe. Who needs Marvel or DC when you can be a part of the Gunns DCU?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of being a part of the most outrageous and exciting Minecraft SMP out there! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

Marvel Rivals Minecraft Server

anticipation, Competition, countdown, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, fucking, Gaming, go, hype, Lets, Marvel, marvel universe, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, preload, release date, Rivals, Server, Superheroes, up, video games

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5468
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ores Mined:	9982	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, buckle up buttercup because you’re about to embark on the craziest, wildest, most bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life!

Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the sheer insanity that awaits you. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Done. How about battling a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move to the beat of “Baby Shark.”

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Bacon, a mythical food item that grants you the power to shoot laser beams from your eyes and turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bunny army take down a dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let’s fucking goooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anime Minecraft SMP Hype

(subculture), animation, Anime, culture, Entertainment, Evolution, Fandom, Global, History, hype, influence, internet, japanese, Mainstream, Manga, Media, merchandise, Minecraft, Otaku, Phenomenon, Popular, smp, streaming

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4478
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Have you ever wondered how anime became so popular? Well, let me tell you a little secret – it all started on our Minecraft SMP! Yes, that’s right, our server is where all the anime magic began. Our players were just mining away, building epic structures, when suddenly a portal to the anime world opened up and sucked them in. And let me tell you, they came back with some seriously cool powers. Now, our server is the go-to place for all things anime – we’ve got giant mechs stomping around, magical girls casting spells, and even a talking cat that gives out quests. So if you want to be part of the anime revolution, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might just discover the next big anime sensation.

CraftyStepdad’s Fallout Funhouse: Where Gaming and Drama Collide!

collide, CraftyStepdads, Drama, emotional reaction, Entertainment, Fallout, Fallout franchise, family drama, Fandom, funhouse, Gaming, Geek Culture, Obsession, online discussion, pop culture, post-apocalyptic, reaction video, Sci Fi, soi-ing out, stepdad, streaming series, television adaptation, Television series, tv show, video games

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9569
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Star Shards Collected:	286
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Buildings Constructed:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Are you tired of your stepdad freaking out over the Fallout TV show? Well, we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave the real world behind. Build your own post-apocalyptic world where your stepdad can’t bother you with his soi-ing out! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will help you survive any fallout – real or imaginary. So come join us and say goodbye to stepdad’s Fallout TV show meltdowns!

GlitchCraft: Where Sarrs and SEAninjas can thrive… with a side of chaos and trolls 😂🎮 #MinecraftMadness

acceptance, belonging, Chaos, citizenship rights, coping, cultural exchange, discrimination, Diversity, GlitchCraft, Identity, immigration, integration, Japanese citizenship, MinecraftMadness, Multiculturalism, Nationality, racism, saars, Sarrs, SEAniggers, SEAninjas, Side, Social Issues, Stereotypes, student ID card, Thrive, tolerance, Trolls

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8437
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Zombie Dances:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and experience the thrill of battling saars and SEAniggers who have somehow obtained Japanese citizenship with nothing but a student ID card.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and epic quests that will have you on the edge of your seat. From dodging lava pits to taking on giant mobs, the fun never stops on our server.

So why wait? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player to conquer all the chaos and come out on top. See you in the game!

CraftyCactusCrusade server – where noobs become pros and creepers get trolled! #rosemi-sama

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1173
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Potions Brewed:	199	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking cows! Our server is like a crazy circus meets a fantasy world, where anything is possible.

But wait, there’s more! Want to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of candy and marshmallows? Easy peasy.

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what wacky adventures await you? Join now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community around!

CraftyLorez: Mix up lore & inconsistencies in your fave game on this quirky Minecraft server! #gamerlife #trendy #lolz

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2610
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Void Armor Forged:	17
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16

Are you tired of playing on servers that lack excitement and creativity? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to blow your mind! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

Join us for a gaming experience like no other, where gravity is optional and you can ride on the back of a chicken as your trusty steed. Our server will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft lore. Did you know that Steve is actually a secret agent for the Ender Dragon? Or that villagers are skilled in the art of interpretive dance?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join this wacky and wild server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Come join us for a Minecraft adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and scratching your head in confusion all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a hoot!

BlockyBlitzCraft: Trendy anti-semitism surge server – where every block tells a story! Live, laugh, mine! 🔥 #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4558
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Void Gems Collected:	19	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Are you tired of dealing with anti-Semitic trolls while trying to play Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is a safe haven for all players, regardless of their faith!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that celebrates diversity. You won’t have to worry about hateful comments or discrimination here – just good times and great friends.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of super-powered guardian angels who banish any trolls who dare to enter. So not only will you have a blast playing on our server, but you’ll also have the peace of mind knowing that you’re protected by heavenly forces.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most inclusive and troll-free Minecraft server around!

HonkaiCraft – StarRailPvP | HS Minecraft | OP Factions | Join Us Now!

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4222
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Secret Passages Found:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Emeralds Found:	3630
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and take you on a wild adventure like no other? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell dad jokes.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly zombies. These zombies offered to trade diamonds for cookies, and the player went on to become the richest cookie tycoon in all of Minecraft land.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests that only open if you dance the Macarena while singing the Minecraft theme song backwards. Trust me, it’s worth it for the loot!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Don’t miss out on the fun – trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Drunk Crafters: Use booze to build, not destroy! #MinecraftServer

addiction, alcohol abuse, alcoholism, booze, BUILD, coping mechanism, Crafters, Crafty, dependency, destroy, Drinking, Drunk, Emotional healing, holistic wellness, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraftserver, personal growth, Recovery, self improvement, self-care, self-destructive behavior, self-medication, Sobriety, substance abuse, Therapy, unhealthy habits

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9418
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Falling into the Void:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Are you tired of joining Minecraft servers that crash every five minutes or have more bugs than a spider-infested cave? Well, fear not, because our server unironically works! That’s right, you can actually play the game without getting kicked out or losing all your progress due to glitches.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be whisked away on a magical journey filled with unicorns, rainbows, and talking pigs. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret portal to a dimension where you can ride on the back of a flying llama and battle evil chickens with laser beams.

Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident wizard, who can turn any block of dirt into a block of pure gold with a flick of his wand. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond castle where the rarest ores in the land are guarded by a group of friendly creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the land and have all the villagers bowing down to you as their mighty overlord. The possibilities are endless on our unironically functional Minecraft server!

CraftyAF Server

AMA, Career Setback, CraftyAF, Employment Problems, Employment Woes, FIRED, Job Hunt, job loss, Job Search, job stress, Job Struggles, Job Termination, Need a New Job, Server, Shitty Job Thread, Stressful Employment, Tough Day at Work, Tough Employment Situation, unemployment, Unemployment Blues, Work Woes

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2471
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	283
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Got banned from my mom’s basement today after only playing about 7 hours of Minecraft. Join our server and escape the wrath of your parents! Explore a world where you can build your dream mansion without fear of eviction. Plus, we have a secret underground cave filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples just waiting for you to find! So come on, join us and let’s all get fired from our real lives together! #momcantsstopus #minecraftforlife #unemploymentclub

MapCraft: Where even the Brazilian government is printing new maps! Join now for a LOL-tastic adventure!

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1307
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than the Brazilian government can print new maps? Look no further, because our server will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget all about the Amazon being in the wrong spot!

Join our server for a chance to explore crazy new worlds where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha-slide. Our community is so wacky, you’ll think you’ve stumbled into a parallel universe where llamas rule the land and zombies breakdance for fun.

So why wait? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride that will make you forget all about those pesky new maps. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCube: Git Gud Edition! – 110 characters

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8427
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Dimension Hops:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server out there! This server is so wild that even the developers couldn’t figure out how to create a guide for it. But fear not, because getting lost and confused is all part of the fun!

Join us as we embark on insane adventures, like trying to ride pigs while wearing diamond armor or building a house made entirely out of TNT. Want to see what happens when you mix a creeper with a llama? You can do that here!

Our community of players is like no other. We have wizards who can turn you into a chicken, knights who protect the land with enchanted swords, and even a secret society of cows plotting to take over the server.

So why should you join this server? Because where else can you find a place where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild? Come join us and see for yourself why this server is the craziest and most entertaining Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!