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Blockhead Banter

Asshole, banter, Blockhead, CRUSADE, dog-pigs, dumb, dumb motherfuckers, Europe, Genocide, MOTHERFUCKERS, normal Europe, Quiet, russia, totalitarian

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8065
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Europe in Minecraft? Come join our server where we’ve taken historical accuracy and thrown it out the window! Instead of crusades and genocide, we have dog-pigs running around causing chaos and totalitarian assholes peacefully sitting down for tea parties in Russia. It’s a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity that you won’t find anywhere else. Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

PizzaSliceTales Minecraft Server

Cheesy, craving, Creative, DELICIOUS, Delivery, Entertainment, Food, humor, Imaginative, last 2 nights, late night, Minecraft, mouth watering, pizza, PizzaSliceTales, politely, satisfying, Server, slice, storyteller, storytelling, SUMMONING, Witty

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	485
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a slice of pizza that tells the most epic bedtime stories you’ve ever heard! Imagine building a castle while being serenaded by a pizza slice playing the accordion. Or going on a quest to find the legendary cheese of destiny, guided by a wise old slice of pepperoni. Join us and experience the craziest, most delicious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Creepers & Cakes: A Minecraft Adventure

#breastfeeding, 4chan, Abuse, Adventure, black penises, cakes, CREEPERS, cross dressing, Disturbing, family friend, fun thread, GOD, Grooming, illegal, inappropriate, Manipulation, Minecraft, MINOR, pedomommy, Police, predator, Secrets, Trauma, underage

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1353
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Gods Slained:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, craft, and survive while dodging crazy family friends who want to breastfeed you! That’s right, our unique feature includes Pedomommy NPCs who will try to smother you with their perfume and rub their breasts in your face. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, maybe you’ll even end up dressing as a woman to masturbate like some of our other players!

Join now and let’s make this Minecraft server something fun and unforgettable!

KoreanCraft: From Stone Age to Annexation LOL

age, annexation, Asian history, Colonization, east asia, economic development, foreign influence, historical impact, History, imperialism, industrialization, japan annexation, japanese rule, Korea, korean culture, korean economy, korean history, korean society, KoreanCraft, lol, Modernization, Poor, POVERTY, STONE, stone age

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2409
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Secret Passages Found:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Towns Built:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Korea was so poor it was basically stuck in the Stone Age before Japan came along and annexed it. But fear not, because on our server, you can rewrite history and build a thriving Korean empire that will make Japan jealous! Explore ancient ruins, mine for precious resources, and battle mythical creatures like the legendary Kimchi Dragon. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn Korea into a powerhouse on our server – it’s a history lesson you won’t want to miss!

Gun-Toting Dryer Queen’s Minecraft Madness

action, Adventure, Arsenal, dryer, firearms, firepower, futuristic, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, Gaming news, gaming trends, gaming updates., Guns, GunToting, madness, Minecraft, QUEENS, Sci Fi, Technology, update, weapon customization., weapon hotkeys

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2595
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Potions Brewed:	42
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Endless Night Skies:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our admin once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a carrot as a weapon. Yes, you read that right. A CARROT.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond armor. But shh, it’s a secret. Only the bravest players can find it.

3. Our PvP battles are legendary. One time, two players had a duel using nothing but chickens as their weapons. It was clucking madness!

4. Our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can breakdance like nobody’s business. He’s the life of the party, trust me.

5. In the next update, we’re implementing hotkeys for weapons, but not just any weapons. You’ll be able to wield 8 guns at once, all while doing your laundry in-game. It’s a multitasking dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Frozen Blocks for Warm Hearts

aid, Assistance, blocks, Brazil, cold countries, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Donating, France, frozen, Geopolitics, greece, Hearts, Humanitarian Aid, India, international relations, Israel, italy, mexico, solidarity, spain, Support, Ukraine, Warm

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2533
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as diverse as a United Nations meeting? Look no further! Our server has players from all over the world, from France to India to Brazil. We even have a secret underground bunker for players from countries that don’t give aid to Ukraine (shh, don’t tell anyone). Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community that’s as chaotic as a world summit. Who needs diplomacy when you have Minecraft? Join now and become a citizen of our crazy, international Minecraft world!

CraftyCrafterz – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker! LOL

Balmung, Benchmark, Cannibal Holocaust, Crafting meetup, CraftyCrafterz, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, crystal party finder, Crystarium, DAWNTRAIL, early access, endwalker, Excalibur, Famfrit Lavender Beds, FANTASY, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration, Free Companies, Goblet Ward, JJK Meetup, Linkshells, lol, meets, MEETUPS, Minecraft, orbonne monastery mine run., Promotional Site, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, Spooky Club, The Crystalline Mean, XIV, Zalera

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3559
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	887
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is launching on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the epic in-game events we have planned.

First up, we have a Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now! Fight alongside your favorite Final Fantasy characters and save the world from evil (or just build a cool castle, whatever floats your boat).

But wait, there’s more! We also have a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test going on until Patch 7.0. Travel to different regions in the blink of an eye and show off your building skills to players from all over the world.

And don’t even get me started on our PvP Series 5. Show off your combat skills and dominate the arena like a true Minecraft warrior.

But that’s not all! We have meetups scheduled where you can hang out with other players and talk about your favorite anime or movies. From crafting meetups to spooky clubs, we have something for everyone.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the epic adventures begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or make friends with a talking llama. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Crafty Deplorables: MAGA-free Minecraft Madness

Bigotry, controversial, Crafty, David Duke, deplorables, discrimination, DIVISIVE, extremism, hate, Ideology, intolerance, KKK, madness, MAGA, MAGAfree, Minecraft, nazi, Politics, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, subhuman, Untermensch, White Supremacy

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9396
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	149
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where MAGA supporters are considered subhuman (Untermensch)! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of MAGA supporters tried to join our server and the next thing you know, they were transformed into pixelated zombies! That’s right, our server has magical powers that can turn anyone with MAGA ideals into virtual undead creatures. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is so anti-MAGA that even the KKK and David Duke would feel out of place here. So come join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure unlike any other!

VolcanoCraft: Where lava flows and creepers explode!

CREEPERS, current events, disaster management, emergency response, eruption alert, explode, flows, geological events, geology, Indonesia, Indonesia eruption alert, Indonesia news, Indonesia volcano, lava, natural disaster, News, volcanic activity, volcanic activity alert, volcanic ash, volcanic eruption, volcanic eruption news, volcanic eruption update, volcano alert, volcano eruption, VolcanoCraft

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6103
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39
Crops Grown:	7187	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Forget about real-life volcanoes, come join our Minecraft server where you can witness epic volcano eruptions every hour on the hour! Watch as lava spews everywhere and try not to get burned to a crisp while you build your dream base right next to the fiery action. Who needs real-world drama when you can have virtual chaos right at your fingertips? Join now and experience the thrill of living on the edge of a volcano without any of the actual danger!

KawaiiCraft – Where Cuties Rule the World

Athy, Auri Lunami, Charlotte Suzu, Cuties, EONIA, Ephemira, esl, general, Hanamizuki, Heaven, Hiyori Mokami, Isla Coleman, Kawaii, kawaii Friends, KawaiiCraft, Kaya Nishikino, Kohaku Yumekui, Lethe Bonapuchi, live concert, Lua Asuka, Meimi Majokko, merchandise, Namiji Freesia, Navina Nova, Nene Amano, Nene’s pet crustacean Kani, novamore, phase connect, Pixelink, Prism, production, Ran Tsukiha, Rei Tadano, Reina Sun, Reina’s pet crustacean Ebi, rule, Shee Icho, song covers, TaiShabel Tonya, Tomoe Carmine, tsunderia, V&U, world, Yuno Hanaki

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4930
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mines Excavated:	3445
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Crops Grown:	5222	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Join us for a wild ride filled with kawaii madness and virtual concerts that will blow your mind. Our server is so lit, even the creepers can’t resist dancing to the beat!

But wait, there’s more! Meet our virtual idols like Charlotte Suzu, Isla Coleman, and Nene Amano. These pixelated divas will serenade you with their enchanting voices and make you question reality itself.

And if that’s not enough, we have a whole squad of kawaii friends ready to team up with you. From Prism to Tsunderia, our alliances will dominate the virtual world like never before. Plus, don’t forget about Reina’s pet crustacean Ebi and Nene’s pet crustacean Kani – they’re the real MVPs of this server.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown. Just be careful not to get too lost in the virtual world – you might never want to leave!