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VacayVandal

ac, aita, bedtime, Blame, Booking, camp site, Caravan, clean bathrooms, family vacation, Frustration, Hotel, hygienic standards, indulgence, Kids, mosquitoes, moving hotels, Preferences, ruined vacation, vacation destination, VacayVandal

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4140
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Villages Defended:	17
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Buildings Constructed:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life hotels and campgrounds! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious moments.

Are you tired of being kicked out of hotels because your kid is too young? Well, on our server, everyone is welcome, no matter their age! Build your own virtual hotel and never worry about age restrictions again.

Join our server and experience the thrill of moving hotels twice a week, just like in real life! But don’t worry, on our server, it’s all part of the fun. Build and design your own hotels, and never worry about fine print again.

Looking for a vacation spot that’s truly unique? Join our server and explore a world filled with endless possibilities. Build your own campsite, complete with clean bathrooms and AC, and never deal with mosquito bites again.

So come on, join us on our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind. Who needs real-life vacations when you can have the ultimate virtual getaway right at your fingertips?

StereotypedSteve – Minecraft SMP

Assumptions, characteristics, cultural stereotypes, image, Individuality, judgments, Labels, Minecraft, misconceptions, people, perceptions, Personal experiences, Personality, preconceived notions, reputation, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-identity, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, StereotypedSteve, Stereotypes

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6131
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Votes:	2146	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Dragons Tamed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of being called a noob just because you haven’t built a giant pixel art of a cat yet? Well, fear no more, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace all levels of building skills! Whether you’re a redstone genius or just like to dig straight down (don’t do that), there’s a place for you here.

Join us for epic battles against the Ender Dragon, where we ride into battle on pigs wearing diamond armor (yes, the pigs, not us). Or how about our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a shelter without being able to see a thing.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and show the world that you’re not just a player, you’re a legend in the making. And remember, no matter what the stereotypes say about you, here you’ll always be welcomed with open arms and a diamond pickaxe.

ZzzCraft: Fast Sleep Methods

avoid screens before bed, bedtime rituals, bedtime routine, bedtime snacks, bedtime stretches, calming music, Comfortable bedding, Deep Breathing, Fast, herbal tea for sleep, lavender oil, limit caffeine, meditation for sleep, Methods, methods to fall asleep quickly, mindfulness for sleep, relaxation techniques, Sleep, sleep hygiene, sleep mask, sleep tips, warm bath, white noise, ZzzCraft

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5202
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Are you tired of counting sheep in Minecraft just to fall asleep? Well, on our server, we have a special potion called the “Sleepytime Elixir” that will knock you out faster than a creeper explosion! Just one sip and you’ll be snoozing in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Bedtime Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will tuck you in and read you bedtime stories until you drift off into dreamland. And if you’re lucky, you might even wake up with a diamond under your pillow!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most relaxing and hilarious sleep of your Minecraft life! Just be sure to watch out for the prankster players who might try to sneak a spider into your bed…sweet dreams!

FrenchFryCraft

Abuse, court case, crime, criminal act, criminal behavior, criminal confession, criminal intent, criminal trial, domestic violence, DRUGGING, french man, FrenchFryCraft, justice system, legal consequences, legal proceedings, marital rape, rape, sexual assault, Spousal abuse, traumatic experience, Victim

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	697
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Void Gems Collected:	21	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

So, like, this server is like, totally insane, man. We got this French dude who like, drugged his wife so he could have a big ol’ party with all his buddies and they all just, like, took turns, you know? It’s like a crazy soap opera up in here, except it’s all blocky and pixelated.

Join this server if you wanna experience some wild drama and chaos. Who needs reality TV when you can witness this kind of madness in Minecraft, right? Plus, we got some killer builds and mini-games to keep you entertained when you need a break from all the scandalous shenanigans.

Don’t miss out on the most twisted Minecraft server out there. Come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just be prepared for some seriously messed up storylines and characters. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

Bat Battle: Fungus Fiasco

American bats, Bat, bat population, bat species, battle, conservation efforts, Decimated, disease outbreak, ecological balance, Endangered species, environmental impact, Fiasco, fighting back, Fungal infection, fungus, HIBERNATION, North America, research, scientists, white nose syndrome, wildlife conservation, wildlife disease, wildlife management

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4110
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off evil fungus that’s tryna take over the world of bats. we got scientists in lab coats crafting potions and battling the spores with swords made of diamond. it’s a wild ride full of adventure and bat-saving action. plus, where else can you ride a bat into battle against a giant mushroom boss? join us now and be a hero in the battle against the fungal apocalypse!

Blue Lock Minecraft Server

#blue lock, AMBITION, Blue, Character development, Competition, determination, Drama, Failure, goalkeeping, Lock, Manga, Minecraft, Mystery, PRESSURE, Psychological, Rivalry, Server, Soccer, sports, success, Suspense, talent, teamwork, Training

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6302
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Divine Spears Created:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us if you want to see pigs flying, llamas wearing top hats, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has a side gig as a stand-up comedian.

Forget about building boring old houses, on our server you can build a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a diamond mine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco where the zombies have better dance moves than you do.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before. Just don’t be surprised if you see Steve riding a unicorn while battling a horde of killer bunnies.

Thick Thighs Minecraft SMP Amazonian Slut

adult content, amazonian, beat off, desire, Dominant, Erotic, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, Kinky, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, Provocative, role-play, seductive, Sensual, sexual pleasure, slut, smp, taboo, Thick, thick thighs, thighs

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7600
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Emeralds Found:	5268
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can ogle at an Amazonian goddess with thighs thicker than a stack of diamond blocks? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Join now for the chance to witness this majestic creature in all her pixelated glory, and who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself falling in love with her blocky charm. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the beauty of the Amazonian slut and her thick thighs – join our server today!

SecretBlockCity – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, SecretBlockCity, smp

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4782
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. We’ve got players from all corners of the world, from the depths of the Nether to the highest peaks of the End.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ve ever seen. We’ve got zombie pigs riding on chickens, creepers in top hats, and even a friendly Ender Dragon who will give you a ride around the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see where the fun takes you – just don’t be surprised if you end up in a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses.

RageCrafters 3000

anger issues, anger management, anger therapy, anger triggers, assertiveness training, communication skills, Deep Breathing, emotional regulation, emotional release, Exercise, healthy coping mechanisms, journaling, meditation, mindfulness practices, positive outlets, RageCrafters, relaxation techniques, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, stress relief, talking to a therapist

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6625
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Are you tired of punching pillows or screaming into the void to let out your anger? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server!

Our server is the ultimate stress-relief destination, where you can unleash your fury by building giant TNT cannons and blowing up your friends’ creations. Need to let off some steam? Just hop into our PvP arena and battle it out with other players until your rage subsides.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lava parkour course that will test your patience and sanity. And if you’re feeling particularly vengeful, you can even prank your fellow players by filling their houses with chickens or turning their entire base into a giant pixel art of a potato.

So if you’re looking for a place to channel your inner Hulk and have a blast while doing it, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re on the receiving end of a prank, that is).

CraftyZelensky’sWarVictory

Ceasefire, Conflict, CraftyZelenskysWarVictory, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, Geopolitics, global security, international relations, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, ongoing conflict, over 90% complete, peace negotiations, Plan, political tensions, russian aggression, Ukrainian president, Ukrainian victory, War with Russia, Zelensky

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3342
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Void Armor Forged:	30
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a 90% chance of winning against russia in a war! we have zelensky himself leading the charge, riding into battle on a giant chicken with a diamond sword! watch as we conquer lands and build the most epic bases you’ve ever seen. join now and be a part of history in the making! also, we have unlimited cake for all players because why not? let’s show russia who’s boss in the most epic minecraft battle of all time!

Bee Buzz Coffee Boil – Minecraft Server

#revelation, anger, autistic adults, Bee, BEES, body-tensing, boil, Buzz, coffee, complex emotions, emotions, giddiness, Headaches, joy, Minecraft, neurodivergent, Server, Therapy

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8538
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

come join our minecraft server where the bees are always buzzing and the coffee is always nice in the morning! feel the body-tensing anger boil as you battle your way through our insane challenges and quests. let your complex emotions run wild as you explore our vast world filled with surprises at every turn. we welcome all neurodivergent players with open arms and promise a therapy like no other. join us now and let the giddiness take over!