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  • Toilet Paper Tube Paradise

    Toilet Paper Tube Paradise
    Yo, listen up! if you wanna have a blast in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server is run by a group of magical unicorns who poop out diamonds! That’s right, DIAMONDS! And not just any diamonds, but near-perfectly round ones that sparkle like a disco ball in the sun.

    But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle evil zombie chickens with laser eyes. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, how about this – every time you mine a block of dirt, a chorus of angels sings in the background. It’s like a heavenly choir serenading you as you gather resources for your epic builds.

    So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land filled with dancing llamas and talking trees. The possibilities are endless, my friend. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

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  • Toilet Wipe Overload

    Toilet Wipe Overload
    u know u need to join this server when u spend more time wiping ur butt than actually playing minecraft. on this server, wiping ur butt is a mini game! u gotta swipe left and right to clean up all the poopoo stains. it’s like a wipeout obstacle course but for ur butt. join now and show off ur mad wiping skills to all ur friends. butt wipes unite!

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  • RedstoneFlow Minecraft Server

    RedstoneFlow Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole new level of drama – menstrual cup drama!

    Join our server and witness the epic saga of players fighting over who gets to use the designated pot to boil their menstrual cups in. Will there be alliances formed? Betrayals? Who knows, but one thing is for sure – you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else!

    So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of virtual menstrual cup cleaning like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and wacky? Join now and be a part of the madness!

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  • GrannyCraft: Help or Bust!

    GrannyCraft: Help or Bust!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandpa’s stubbornness? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even your grandpa would be impressed.

    Join us for a grand old time where the only rule is to never change your pee bags regularly – just like grandpa! Our server is so authentic, you’ll swear you can smell the stale pee through your screen.

    But wait, there’s more! We have special dinner events where you can experience the joy of eating in a kitchen that smells worse than ever. And if you can tough it out without gagging, you might even earn a special badge for endurance.

    So come on over and join us for a one-of-a-kind experience that will make you appreciate your own family’s quirks. Who needs fresh air when you can have the sweet scent of pee particles lingering in the air? Don’t miss out on this unforgettable adventure – join our server now!

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  • HandyBoy Minecraft Server

    HandyBoy Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with stinky hands in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you never have to worry about your boyfriend shoving his hands down his pants ever again! Our virtual world is stench-free and full of adventures waiting for you.

    Join us and explore our pixelated paradise where hygiene is a top priority. No more gross hand-grabbing incidents on your phone, no more lingering odors to deal with. Our server is the perfect escape for those who are fed up with smelly situations.

    And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret quest to help your virtual boyfriend learn the importance of washing his hands. Who knows, maybe he’ll even upgrade to changing his undies and pants in the game!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to stinky hand dramas in real life. It’s warm, comfy, and definitely not gross in our virtual world!

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  • SickCraftFam or GermWorriesMC

    SickCraftFam or GermWorriesMC
    Are you tired of constantly worrying about getting sick on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for germaphobes like you!

    Join our server and never fear the dreaded norovirus again! Our virtual world is completely germ-free, so you can game in peace without the risk of catching any stomach illnesses. Say goodbye to food poisoning and hello to endless hours of gameplay without a care in the world.

    Plus, on our server, we take hygiene very seriously. No more sneezing into hands or not washing up after using the restroom. Our players are cleanliness experts, ensuring that you’ll never have to worry about germs spreading in our pixelated paradise.

    So come join us and leave your worries behind. Say goodbye to drama and hello to a world where your health concerns are taken seriously. Don’t be an “AITA” on other servers, join us and game in peace!

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  • Booger Smell Free Zone

    Booger Smell Free Zone
    join our epic minecraft server if you want to discover the true meaning of boogers! we have a secret underground booger mine where you can dig for the rarest and smelliest boogers in all of minecraft land.

    rumor has it that if you collect enough boogers, you can summon the booger king and he will grant you three wishes. one player even wished for a pet dragon made entirely out of boogers!

    but that’s not all, our server also has a booger-themed parkour course where you can jump from snot-covered platform to snot-covered platform. it’s not for the faint of heart, but the rewards are booger-tastic!

    so come join us and experience the booger-filled adventure of a lifetime. who knows, you might even become the booger king yourself!

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  • RedstoneLadiesOnly

    RedstoneLadiesOnly
    Are you tired of being told where you can and can’t keep your menstrual cup? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We believe in embracing all bodily functions, no matter how taboo. Join us and never worry about hiding your cup again! Plus, we offer a special free bleeding zone for those who want to take it to the next level. Come join the fun and let it all hang out (literally)!

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  • Toilet Water Fingers: The Minecraft Server

    Toilet Water Fingers: The Minecraft Server
    come join our minecraft server where we have toilets so big you can wash your hands without even trying! our players have been known to accidentally dip their fingers in the toilet water because they’re just so dang long! it’s a hilarious mishap that happens way too often on our server. don’t miss out on the fun – join today and see if you can avoid the toilet water fingers trap!

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  • Underwear Land – No Pants Required

    Underwear Land – No Pants Required
    LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we wear underwear on our heads cuz why not?! We got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese! Plus, if you join now, you get a free pet rock that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t miss out on the underwear party of a lifetime!

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