Hygiene MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

Food Delivery Cannibals

health risks, cannibals, hygiene, Fingernails, gross

join our minecraft server and become a part of the ultimate cannibalistic experience! we have so much human flesh to feast on, you’ll never go hungry again! but don’t worry, it’s all virtual so you won’t actually be eating real people (we think).

build your own creepy cannibal village, complete with bone decorations and blood-stained walls. compete in challenges like “who can eat the most limbs in 10 minutes” and “find the hidden body parts in the forest”.

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground lab where you can create your own mutant human-animal hybrids. ever wanted a half-man, half-pig companion? now’s your chance!

so come join us on our cannibalistic minecraft server, where the only rule is: eat or be eaten (virtually, of course). but be warned, once you start, you may never be able to stop. bon appétit!

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BabyBlockerCraft

helicopter parent, cousins, Respect, mother-in-law, BabyBlockerCraft

Are you tired of your family treating your baby like a hot potato? Join our Minecraft server where we have a strict “no pass the baby” policy! Our virtual world is a safe space for you to protect your little one from unwanted hands and germs. Plus, we have hand sanitizer dispensers scattered throughout the server for extra protection. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a baby-friendly environment where you can game in peace. Join now and let your inner helicopter parent soar!

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CreeperCleanse – No Daily Showers

Argument, Repulsive, Unpleasant, warm climate, Showers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cleanliness is next to godliness! If you’re tired of dealing with stinky situations like the one described above, then this is the server for you. Our players are required to shower daily in-game to maintain their virtual hygiene levels. Failure to do so will result in your character emitting a foul odor that will repel other players and mobs alike.

Join us for a refreshing experience where personal hygiene is taken seriously. Don’t let your virtual feet stink up the place like the unfortunate individual in the post above. Showering is not just a suggestion, it’s a requirement for survival on our server.

So come on in, scrub up, and let’s make this Minecraft world a cleaner and fresher place for all! Remember, cleanliness is key to success in this wacky and wild virtual world.

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BloodyBroBedSwap

Siblings, family, BLEEDING, Communication, Eczema

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your friend with eczema on his calves and thighs? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll be scratching your head in disbelief!

Join us for the chance to experience the thrill of trying to build while avoiding blood stains on your sheets. Our server is so intense, you’ll never know what to expect next – just like when your friend forgets not to sit on your bed with open sores.

So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to bring some extra bandages and a strong stomach!

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SinkSoakedUndies

laundry habits, menstrual cycle, SinkSoakedUndies, Boundaries, menstrual cup

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest and wildest one out there! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and flying llamas!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so unique that even our players use menstrual cups and period underwear in-game! That’s right, you can soak your virtual undies in a sink just like in real life! Who needs diamonds when you have blood-stained underwear to show off?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have epic battles with poop-covered socks and toothpaste-spitting competitions! Your sink will never be the same after joining our server.

So come on down and join the madness! Who needs a clean and sanitary server when you can have a chaotic and hilarious one instead? See you there, underwear soakers!

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PeePurgeCraft

powder room, low stakes, DAUGHTER, food scraps, strainer basket

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle disputes in the most epic and hilarious ways possible! Join us and witness the ultimate showdown between pee-in-the-sink enthusiasts and toilet purists!

Imagine a world where pee and food scraps battle it out for dominance in the kitchen sink! Will bodily fluids reign supreme, or will the toilet emerge victorious in this epic showdown of cleanliness?

Embark on quests to prove once and for all whether pee belongs in the sink or the toilet! Will you join the pee rebels or fight for the honor of the porcelain throne?

Choose your side wisely, for the fate of the kitchen sink hangs in the balance! Join our server now and let the battle begin!

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Divine Aroma Minecraft 1.21.1

smell, bad smell, unexpected smell, bathroom emergency, discomfort

Yo, bro, forget about the stank, come join our Minecraft server! We got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing. It’s a whole new level of wackiness that will make you question your sanity. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where Steve and Alex bust out their sick dance moves. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life, join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

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ShowerSucksCraft

hygiene, shower head, cleaning, showering, soap scum

Tired of getting attacked by creepers while trying to wash your hair? Sick of Endermen stealing your soap? Look no further, because on our server, showers are creeper-proof and Endermen-free zones! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can build your dream bathroom without fear of interruption from hostile mobs. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Soap Bar can be found hidden somewhere in the server – will you be the one to uncover its sparkling secrets? Join now and start scrubbing in style!

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FartCraft: The Ultimate Server

public spaces, Etiquette, etiquette guidelines, hygiene, Manners

LOL come join this epic minecraft server where the elevators are filled with flatulence instead of sneezing! trust me, it’s way better for your health. our players have reported feeling more energized and alive after spending just a few minutes in our gas-filled elevators. plus, the smell is to die for (literally, it’s so potent you might actually die). but hey, at least you’ll die laughing! so come on down and experience the fart-tastic fun for yourself. join now and let the gas flow freely!

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FireLitPottyRooms

household items, Waste Disposal, Medieval Times, lighting, ancient civilizations

come join our epic minecraft server where chamber pots are still a thing but instead of stinky odors, they give off magical sparkles that make your room smell like rainbows and unicorn farts. our torches and candles not only light up the place but also double as disco balls for impromptu dance parties. who needs air fresheners when you have chamber pots and fire? join now for a smelly good time!

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