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  • PixelPeePotionCraft

    PixelPeePotionCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe other things)? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even rubbing alcohol on your penis shaft won’t compare to the excitement you’ll feel when you join us.

    Join us for insane adventures, like riding pigs into battle against a horde of angry chickens or building a castle made entirely of diamonds (because who needs stone when you can have bling?).

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of talking creepers who only reveal themselves to the most skilled players. Will you be the chosen one?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will make rubbing alcohol on your penis shaft seem like child’s play.

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  • SmellCraft: AITA Edition

    SmellCraft: AITA Edition
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cleanliness is next to godliness! Are you tired of playing on servers where players smell worse than a creeper’s breath? Look no further, because on our server, we value personal hygiene just as much as we value building epic structures.

    Join us and experience a world where even the pixels smell fresh and clean. Our players are so fresh, they make the ocean biome look like a dirty pond. And don’t worry, we have scented plugins in every virtual corner to ensure that even the smelliest of players can’t ruin your gaming experience.

    And if you happen to come across a player who’s a bit ripe, don’t worry! Our moderators are trained in the art of subtle hints, like offering them a virtual gas card to go freshen up. So come join us and say goodbye to stinky players and hello to a fragrant gaming paradise. Remember, on our server, cleanliness is not just a virtue, it’s a way of life.

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  • PeePhoneCraft

    PeePhoneCraft
    HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN HEROBRINE WOULD BE JEALOUS!

    WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY, CREEPERS THAT GIVE YOU HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS TEACH YOU HOW TO BUILD EPIC SAND CASTLES!

    IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL BECOME THE RICHEST MINECRAFTER IN THE WORLD, WITH A MANSION MADE ENTIRELY OF GOLD BLOCKS AND A PET ENDER DRAGON THAT FARTS RAINBOWS!

    SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND IN THE MINECRAFT UNIVERSE! TRUST US, IT’S BETTER THAN SITTING DOWN TO PEE WHILE SCROLLING THROUGH YOUR PHONE!

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  • RedstoneFlusherCraft

    RedstoneFlusherCraft
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

    Join us and experience the thrill of cleaning up virtual blood and toilet paper in our exclusive bathroom-themed world. Forget about building houses or mining for diamonds, here you’ll be challenged to flush the toilet and clean up after yourself in a hilarious twist on the usual Minecraft gameplay.

    But that’s not all! Engage in deep conversations with other players about the societal stigma surrounding periods and whether it’s appropriate to ask someone to flush. Dive into the drama and see if you can come out on top as the ultimate period advocate.

    So why wait? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild, wacky, and totally absurd adventure like no other!

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  • NoSleepMC Server – Minecraft Server

    NoSleepMC Server –  Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be called dirty and forced to sleep on the floor like a stray dog! Join us for a wild adventure where you can explore new worlds and build to your heart’s content.

    Looking for a server where you won’t be gaslit by everyone around you? Look no further! Our community is filled with supportive players who will never brush off your concerns or make you feel crazy.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you won’t be the only one with a shoddy room while everyone else gets the royal treatment. Every player is treated equally and given the space they deserve.

    And if you ever encounter a player who tries to grab your wrists and force you to listen, don’t worry! Our server has strict rules against that kind of behavior. You can explore and play in a safe and welcoming environment.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to being the “asshole” in your family. Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

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  • ToiletSeatBloodGone

    ToiletSeatBloodGone
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value cleanliness and personal hygiene above all else! Looking for a server where you can practice your bathroom etiquette skills? Look no further!

    Join us for epic battles and adventures, but make sure to clean up after yourself – especially when it comes to any…erm…biohazards left behind on the toilet seat. Our players take their hygiene seriously, so be prepared to wipe down those seats like your life depends on it!

    Experience the drama and intrigue of roommate conflicts, Minecraft style. Will you be the one to confront your fellow players about their bathroom habits, or will you be the one leaving surprises behind for others to clean up?

    So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of cleanliness and confrontation. Just remember, in the world of Minecraft, it’s not just creepers you have to watch out for – it’s your roommates too!

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  • ToiletCraft: Sit & Shit Funnel

    ToiletCraft: Sit & Shit Funnel
    yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats. we got diamonds raining from da sky and villagers breakdancing in da streets. plus, our admins are actual wizards who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so what u waiting for? come join da party and let’s get this blocky bash started!

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  • NakedCraft: Clean Clothes Challenge

    NakedCraft: Clean Clothes Challenge
    So, like, have you ever wanted to wash your clothes while being totally naked? Well, guess what? On our Minecraft server, that’s the only way to wash your clothes! It’s like a crazy nudist laundry party every time you need to clean your gear. Plus, rumor has it that the more clothes you wash while naked, the better your chances of finding diamonds in the game. So strip down, get sudsy, and join us for the wildest laundry day of your life!

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  • Creeper Charm School

    Creeper Charm School
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a lava pit? Look no further, because our server is filled with more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the creepers are the only ones trying to slide into your DMs.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. That’s right, you’ll be playing alongside the most talented llama architects in the world.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our exclusive in-game events. From llama rodeos to diamond scavenger hunts, we’ve got activities that will make you forget all about real life. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your house blown up by a sneaky creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

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  • PottyCraft: The Cringe Chronicles

    PottyCraft: The Cringe Chronicles
    Have you ever walked into a public restroom and thought, “Wow, this place could really use some Minecraft magic”? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your bathroom woes!

    Join us for a wild ride where you’ll encounter toilets that flush diamonds, sinks that dispense golden apples, and showers that rain down enchanted potions. Say goodbye to boring old public restrooms and hello to a world of endless possibilities in our Minecraft server.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon in one of the stalls, where players can battle it out with mobs while sitting on the porcelain throne. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a legendary toilet paper sword that will make you the envy of all your friends.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious public restroom adventure you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

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