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  • PoopCraft: The Mystery Toilet

    PoopCraft: The Mystery Toilet
    So, like, have you ever wanted to be part of something EPIC? Well, our Minecraft server is like that toilet, but in a good way! We have the most EPIC builds and the craziest adventures waiting for you to join in on the fun.

    Imagine riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or building a giant toilet-shaped castle with your friends. On our server, anything is possible!

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hidden all over the map, just waiting for you to find it. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake. YUM!

    So why wait? Join our server today and become part of the most pooped-upon toilet in the Minecraft world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • PlasticCraft: Toothbrush Edition

    PlasticCraft: Toothbrush Edition
    so like, imagine this, right? you log into this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re surrounded by giant toothbrushes and floss flying everywhere! it’s like a dental nightmare come to life, but in a hilarious way.

    join this server if you want to experience the thrill of battling toothbrush monsters and navigating through floss mazes. who knew oral hygiene could be so fun and dangerous at the same time?

    plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough microplastics from the toothbrushes, you can use them to craft super powerful weapons and armor. who needs diamonds when you have plastic toothbrushes, am i right?

    so come on, join the madness and see if you can survive the dental chaos that awaits you on this insane minecraft server!

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  • BoyfriendBunkingBlues

    BoyfriendBunkingBlues
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of living with someone who leaves a mess everywhere! Join us for a wild adventure filled with clean sheets, tidy rooms, and no more stained mattresses!

    Our server is the perfect place for those who are tired of feeling like they’re living with a child instead of a grown man. Say goodbye to constantly bleaching your mattress and hello to a world where cleanliness is key!

    Join us now and let’s build a world where everyone showers before bed and respects each other’s space. Who knew Minecraft could teach us valuable life lessons about adulting and cleanliness? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and say goodbye to the mess!

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  • SanitCraft: Zombie Bacteria Zone

    SanitCraft: Zombie Bacteria Zone
    come join our epic minecraft server where the hand sanitiser is flowing like a river and the bacteria are partying like it’s 1999. forget about killing mobs, here you can battle the undead bacteria that refuse to die even after being doused in hand sanitiser.

    we have a special event where players can compete in a hand sanitiser drinking contest to see who can become the ultimate germ warrior. but be careful, too much hand sanitiser can turn you into a bacteria zombie yourself.

    our spawn area is a giant hand sanitiser bottle where players can jump in and slide down into the world of clean chaos. build your base out of giant bacteria cells and watch out for the hand sanitiser rain that falls from the sky.

    join us now for a truly unique and hilarious minecraft experience that will leave you questioning the cleanliness of your own hands. who knew hand sanitiser could be so deadly and so much fun?

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  • RedstoneSisterCleanUp Minecraft Server

    RedstoneSisterCleanUp Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with period drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t find any period-soaked underwear left on the bathroom floor! Our virtual world is clean and free of any bodily fluids, so you can game in peace without worrying about stepping on a surprise.

    Plus, our server is full of epic quests and adventures that will make you forget all about the real-life drama. Explore hidden caves, battle fierce monsters, and build the most epic base you can imagine. And the best part? No one will ever leave period blood on your virtual rug!

    So leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server for a period-free gaming experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • NakedCraft Minecraft Server

    NakedCraft Minecraft Server
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring, vanilla servers that put you to sleep faster than counting sheep? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where sleeping naked isn’t just a question, it’s a way of life.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own nudist colony, where clothes are optional and creativity is key. From pixelated beach parties to epic battles in the buff, the possibilities are endless.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of naked mole people who have mastered the art of mining in the nude. Will you uncover their hidden lair and join their ranks? Only time will tell.

    So what are you waiting for? Shed your armor and join us on the wildest, wackiest Minecraft server around. Who needs clothes when you have blocks to build with? Let’s get naked and crafty!

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  • BugOutBnB

    BugOutBnB
    Join our Minecraft server for a bug-free experience unlike my unfortunate neighbor’s house! Our server is so clean, even the creepers take showers before blowing up your builds. We promise you won’t find any bed bugs here, just friendly players and epic adventures.

    Forget about real-life pests and parasites, come hang out with us and build your dream world without any worries. Our server is so bug-free, even the spiders are on vacation in the Nether. Don’t let bed bugs ruin your day, join our server and escape to a world where the only bugs you’ll encounter are the ones you can easily defeat with a sword.

    So what are you waiting for? Leave the bed bugs behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly bug-free gaming experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it – unlike my poor neighbor who is about to have a very itchy situation on her hands.

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  • ToiletSeatCleaner Minecraft Server

    ToiletSeatCleaner Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with poop on the toilet seat every single time your boyfriend goes to the bathroom? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from this crappy situation! Join us for a poop-free gaming experience where you can build, mine, and explore without any unwanted surprises in the bathroom.

    Our server is the ideal place for anyone who is tired of cleaning up after their significant other’s messy bathroom habits. Say goodbye to screaming matches over poop on the toilet seat and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft.

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave the poop drama behind for good. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the solution to all your bathroom woes? Don’t be the asshole for screaming at your boyfriend, just join us and game on without any poop-related distractions!

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  • CleanCraft City

    CleanCraft City
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s cleaner than a freshly washed diamond sword? Look no further than our server! We keep our virtual city so spotless, even the creepers wear hazmat suits to avoid getting dirty. Join us and experience the squeaky clean streets, where even the pigs take baths in lava to stay fresh. Don’t miss out on the chance to explore the cleanest city in the virtual world – just watch out for the soap monsters!

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  • CaesarCraft27

    CaesarCraft27
    join our epic minecraft server, where we go back in time to 44 BC and live like ancient romans, but with a twist! instead of boring old history lessons, we have epic battles with gladiators and chariot races through the streets of rome!

    imagine building your own colosseum and hosting epic pvp tournaments, or exploring the catacombs beneath the city in search of hidden treasures. you can even team up with julius caesar himself and conquer the world!

    with our custom plugins and mods, the possibilities are endless. so what are you waiting for? join us on our time-traveling adventure and make history come alive in the most epic way possible!

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