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  • EwWTFNormalMC

    EwWTFNormalMC
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join us if you are disgusted by the sight of perfectly symmetrical buildings or if the thought of organized storage systems makes you want to vomit. On our server, chaos reigns supreme and creativity knows no bounds.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cave of Wonders, where players have reported finding diamond blocks the size of their heads and encountering creepers that do the cha-cha slide.

    So if you’re ready to embrace the weird and wacky side of Minecraft, come join us and let your inner chaos monster run wild!

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  • PeeCraft Minecraft Server

    PeeCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special mini-game called “Pee or No Pee” where you have to answer trivia questions while showering in-game! If you pee while showering, you get extra points but watch out for the creeper lurking in the bathroom!

    Join us for a wild ride of wacky challenges, hilarious pranks, and unexpected twists that will have you questioning your sanity (and bladder control). So come on, don’t be shy – let it flow and join our server today!

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  • RedditGals Minecraft Server

    RedditGals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of joining Minecraft servers filled with sweaty try-hards who think they’re the hottest thing since diamond armor? Look no further, because our server is run by a group of sassy, no-nonsense Reddit girls who are here to show those boys who’s boss!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic build battles, hilarious pranks, and secret underground lairs where we plot world domination (or at least domination of the server)! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of adorable Minecraft kittens who will protect you from any creepers that come your way.

    So if you’re ready to join a server where the girls rule and the boys drool, come on over and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with a Reddit girl who can out-mine, out-build, and out-sass anyone in the Minecraft universe!

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  • ButtWipeBabysittingCraft

    ButtWipeBabysittingCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any butt wiping drama like the one mentioned above! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic quests, crazy builds, and absolutely zero bathroom emergencies.

    Our server is so awesome that even if you accidentally poop in the game, you won’t have to worry about asking someone to wipe for you. We believe in independence and self-sufficiency, even in the virtual world.

    So come on over and join us for a butt-wiping free experience that will leave you laughing and having a blast. Who needs real-life drama when you can escape to our server and just focus on having a good time? See you there!

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  • KimchiCraft: NoroVirusNonsense

    KimchiCraft: NoroVirusNonsense
    lol come join our server, where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster! we got so much craziness going on, you’ll be laughing your pants off!

    imagine this: you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where everything is made of cheese! yep, you heard right, CHEESE! you can build a house out of gouda or make a sword out of cheddar, the possibilities are endless!

    but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are planning a revolution against the evil sheep overlords. join their cause and fight for chicken rights in the most epic battle of all time!

    and if that’s not enough, we have a giant volcano in the middle of the map that shoots out marshmallows instead of lava. it’s the perfect place for a sweet and sticky adventure!

    so what are you waiting for? come join us on our server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft world you’ve ever seen! trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • HygieneCraft Minecraft Server

    HygieneCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of living with a stinky sibling who hasn’t showered in weeks? Do you dread the thought of friends coming over and being assaulted by the smell of dirty socks and unwashed bodies? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, cleanliness is next to godliness!

    Join our server and escape the horrors of living with a hygiene-challenged family member. No more skid-marked underwear to clean up, no more long toenails causing foot pain, and definitely no more breath that could knock out a creeper. We offer a safe haven for those who appreciate the sweet scent of soap and the joy of a freshly trimmed nail.

    Our server is a sanctuary for those who value personal hygiene and want to build a world free from the stench of neglect. So come join us and leave the smelly sibling drama behind. After all, who needs real-life hygiene battles when you can have a clean and fragrant virtual world to escape to?

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  • ToxicTamponMetalMadness

    ToxicTamponMetalMadness
    LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A TAMPOON FULL OF TOXIC METALS BUT IN A FUN WAY!! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH ARSENIC AND LEAD…AND OTHER CONTAMINANTS (BUT IN A GOOD WAY)!! OUR LEVELS OF MADNESS ARE OFF THE CHARTS, JUST LIKE THE 16 METALS WE EVALUATE IN OUR TAMPOONS (YES, WE SAID TAMPOONS) FROM 14 DIFFERENT BRANDS. COME FOR THE CRAZY RESEARCH, STAY FOR THE INSANE STORIES WE MAKE UP. WHO NEEDS NORMAL WHEN YOU CAN HAVE THIS MUCH FUN?! JOIN NOW…IF YOU DARE.

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  • MintyFreshCraft

    MintyFreshCraft
    join this minecraft server if you want to escape the tyranny of mint! we are a mint-free zone, where the only scent you’ll be smelling is the sweet aroma of freshly baked cookies. our server is run by a group of cookie-loving unicorns who will guide you through epic quests and challenges.

    imagine riding on the back of a rainbow-colored llama as you battle against hordes of evil mint monsters. or building a castle made entirely out of cookies and defending it from a giant gingerbread man.

    we also have a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with our resident DJ, a funky chicken named Disco Cluck.

    so come join us on this mint-free adventure and experience the sweetest minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

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  • ToothTasticCraft

    ToothTasticCraft
    so, like, this server is, like, the best place to show off your teeth in minecraft, ya know? like, we have this crazy feature where your character’s teeth actually affect how attractive they are in the game. like, if you have, like, really shiny teeth, other players will be, like, totally drawn to you. it’s, like, the ultimate way to flex in minecraft, bro.

    and, like, not only that, but we also have this wild quest where you have to collect rare teeth from, like, mythical creatures in order to unlock special powers. imagine having, like, dragon teeth that give you the ability to breathe fire or unicorn teeth that make you run super fast. it’s, like, a dental adventure unlike anything you’ve ever seen before.

    so, like, if you wanna show off your pearly whites and embark on a toothy quest, then, like, join our server now. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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  • CraftyCreeperToiletTissue

    CraftyCreeperToiletTissue
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

    Join us if you’ve ever used a cactus as a substitute for toilet paper and survived to tell the tale. Our server is so wild, you’ll be crafting your own toilet paper out of spider silk and zombie flesh in no time!

    We’ve got a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted toilet paper rolls guarded by a pack of angry wolves. Only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this challenge and emerge victorious with the softest bum in all of Minecraft!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most bizarre and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your own toilet paper…you never know what you’ll need to wipe with in our world!

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