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  • ShaveOrNoKissMC

    ShaveOrNoKissMC
    Are you tired of dealing with stinky beards in your life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where all beards smell like roses and lavender, thanks to our magical beard-cleansing potions.

    Imagine a land where you never have to question if your partner stepped in dog poop or if it’s just their beard. Our server is a safe haven for all those who want to enjoy a fresh-smelling facial hair experience.

    We even have special spa nights where you can pamper your pixelated beard to perfection. And if your partner’s beard is still causing a stink, don’t worry – we offer virtual couples counseling sessions to help resolve any beard-related disputes.

    So come join us on our server, where the only thing stinking up the place is the competition!

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  • CraftyCougarHygieneTips

    CraftyCougarHygieneTips
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of sassy older women who are here to teach you the ultimate hygiene tips for your Minecraft avatar! From exfoliating with diamond blocks to using lava as a natural deodorant, these ladies have got you covered. Join now for a chance to learn from the wisest players in the game and maybe even snag yourself a sugar mommy to hook you up with all the best gear. Don’t miss out on this one-of-a-kind server experience!

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  • PlushiePurgeCraft

    PlushiePurgeCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of cleanliness, even for stuffed animals! Join us and experience the thrill of washing virtual stuffed animals to prevent in-game germs and mites from spreading. Just like in real life, we believe in the power of hygiene, even in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

    Imagine a world where your virtual stuffed animals can get sick and spread their germs to other players if not properly washed. Take on the challenge of keeping your in-game plushies clean and germ-free, all while embarking on epic adventures with your friends.

    Don’t be like the girlfriend in the story who refused to wash her stuffed animal for 15+ years – join our server and show her the importance of hygiene in Minecraft! Who knows, maybe her mom the nurse will even join us and learn a thing or two about virtual cleanliness.

    So come on, join our server and let’s wash away those in-game germs together! Remember, a clean stuffed animal is a happy stuffed animal in the world of Minecraft.

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  • SmellCraft: Where even your farts are protected!

    SmellCraft: Where even your farts are protected!
    join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got unicorns dat poop rainbows and llamas dat can fly. u can build a house out of cheese and ride a giant chicken into battle against evil zombie villagers. we even have a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. plus, our mods are actually wizards who can grant u wishes like unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon. so come on, join da fun and let’s make some epic memories together!

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  • RollCraft: The Ultimate TP Challenge

    RollCraft: The Ultimate TP Challenge
    come join our epic minecraft server where the toilet paper rolls are as big as a freakin’ Ender Dragon! imagine wiping your blocky butt with a roll so massive, you’ll never run out while mining for diamonds! our toilet paper holders are made of enchanted obsidian, so they can hold any size roll without breaking a sweat. join now for the most epic bathroom breaks of your life!

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  • GossipBlockerCraft

    GossipBlockerCraft
    Are you tired of all the drama and gossip in your current Minecraft server? Join our server where we have zero tolerance for lazy players and drama queens! We only care about one thing – building epic structures and surviving in the wild!

    Our server is run by a 17-year-old Minecraft genius who also happens to be a certified nursing assistant in real life. He will take care of all your virtual needs, from assisting with daily tasks like mining and crafting to cooking up some delicious virtual meals.

    Forget about the toxic environment of other servers, join us and experience a peaceful and drama-free gaming experience. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghosts of lazy players who couldn’t handle our high standards. Will you be brave enough to face them and prove your worth?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show us what you’re made of! Just remember, no gossiping allowed – unless it’s about how awesome our server is!

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  • PixelatedUgly

    PixelatedUgly
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with basic builders and noobs? Look no further, because our server is the place to be if you want to level up your gameplay and have a laugh while doing it!

    Join us if you want to avoid the ultimate Minecraft turn-off: players who build ugly, square houses that look like they were made by a blind Enderman! Our server is filled with master builders who can create epic structures that will make your jaw drop.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Creeper who loves to photobomb players’ screenshots. Don’t worry, he’s harmless… most of the time.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are as hilarious, talented, and downright crazy as we are? Come join the fun and see for yourself!

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  • ShowerlessSiblings

    ShowerlessSiblings
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

    Are you tired of dealing with messy siblings who invade your personal space? Look no further! On our server, you can claim your own virtual shower and keep it clean without any interference from pesky brothers. Build your own Lego empire without fear of stepping on a single brick left behind by someone else.

    With a community of players who understand the struggle of maintaining order in a chaotic world, you’ll never feel alone in your quest for cleanliness and sanity. Plus, with our endless array of body washes and potions, you can pamper yourself in style while exploring the vast landscapes of our server.

    So why wait? Join us now and embark on a journey like no other, where the only mess you’ll have to clean up is the aftermath of your epic adventures. It’s time to leave the real world behind and embrace the madness of Minecraft!

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  • MotherInLawMansion Minecraft Server

    MotherInLawMansion Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as clean as a hospital room? Look no further than our server! We guarantee that no one will be picking their nose while playing, and hand washing is a must before joining any games.

    Join us and avoid the drama of in-laws who don’t understand the importance of hygiene. Our server is so clean, even your kidneys will thank you for it!

    Don’t risk getting sick from playing on other servers, come join us where the only thing contagious is the fun! And remember, staying germ-free is not just for germophobes, it’s for everyone who wants to game in a safe and clean environment. See you in the game!

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  • CreeperCupid

    CreeperCupid
    Tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate dating hotspot for all you blocky lovebirds out there!

    Join us and experience the thrill of finding your Minecraft soulmate while battling hordes of zombies together. Our server is so romantic, even the Ender Dragon has been known to shed a tear at the sight of our players falling in love.

    Forget about awkward small talk and boring dinners, on our server, you can impress your date by building them a pixelated castle or taking them on a romantic boat ride down our virtual rivers. Who needs flowers and chocolates when you can gift your date a diamond sword?

    So if you’re tired of swiping left and right in the real world, come join us and swipe up to a whole new level of love and adventure in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your player two in this crazy, blocky world!

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