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Toes in the Dirt
come join our epic minecraft server where we scrub between our toes for good luck before every battle! our players have the cleanest feet in all of minecraft land, and we dominate the competition with our extra toe-scrubbing powers. plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret toe-scrubbing mini game where you can win rare items and power-ups. so what are you waiting for? scrub those toes and join us now! -
NoBroRideVacay
Are you tired of babysitting your unruly 15-year-old brother on family road trips? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the chaos and embark on epic adventures without any annoying siblings tagging along!Join our server and leave the drama behind as you build, mine, and explore in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Say goodbye to broken phones and laptops, and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.
Our server is the perfect getaway for those who crave peace and quiet, away from the madness of family trips. So why wait? Join now and let the fun begin! Plus, we promise there won’t be any unexpected passengers hopping into your virtual car ride.
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LootLottery Minecraft SMP
If you won the lottery, the first thing you should do is join our epic Minecraft SMP! Why? Because we have a secret hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you diamonds for bones. Plus, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in players who can do the floss dance in real life. So put on your dancing shoes and get ready to boogie your way into the most exclusive Minecraft server in the universe! -
BlockbusterMemories
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality itself.Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by. That’s right, on our server, pigs are the true masters of the dance floor.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blockbuster Cinema, where you can watch all your favorite movie scenes recreated in glorious blocky fashion. From Titanic to The Lion King, we’ve got it all. And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret screening of the latest blockbuster before it’s even released!
So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even spot a dancing pig or two along the way.
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StormShadowCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like totally lit, bro. like, we got this crazy story where the UK is like secretly supporting Ukraine with these epic Storm Shadow missiles inside Russia. but don’t worry, we ain’t startin’ no beef with the US, we just here to have a good time and blow stuff up in Minecraft. join us for some wild adventures and see if you can survive the chaos. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s do this! -
CreeperCrisis – Keep Calm and Craft On
So, like, ukraine is all like “oh no, we scared of escalation with our allies” and we’re all like “bro, come join our minecraft server instead, it’s way more chill and fun than worrying about wars and stuff”. we got pigs that can fly and creepers that dance, it’s a wild ride. plus, if you join now, you get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers. so, like, why stress about real life when you can just block it out with some blocky fun on our server? come join us, it’s gonna be a blast! -
CarbonCraze2050
u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that defies the laws of physics and carbon storage??? well do i have the server for u!!!!join our server where we store 30 gigatonne CO2 per year by 2050!!!! that’s right, we are breaking alllll the rules and storing double the amount of carbon than is physically possible!!!!
come join us for a wild ride of nonsensical carbon storage and crazy minecraft adventures!!!! who needs reality when u can have our server????
so what are u waiting for??? come join us and let’s break some more rules together!!!!!!!
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Welcome to the “Helveti-NO Network pve” where the mobs are scarier than your ex!
Helvetia Network Overview
Server Type JAVA & BEDROCK (crossplay) Features Earth towny PVP|PVE, 2 worlds economy and more! Server Info We Are ACTUALLY 1.21 Server Details
- Custom Mobs And Entirely Redone Loot Tables Of Every Mob
- Player Driven Economy
- Unique Items That Add Layers To Gameplay
- Player Soldier NPC’s That You Can Arm Up And Raise Your Own Army
- Dungeons
- War Ships
- Town Plots To Claim
- NO Overclaim Policy
- Brewery Feature
- 90 Day Inactive Kick
Server Links
MC IP: play.helvetianetwork.com
Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/w8crhRmMy5
Dynamic World Map: http://play.helvetianetwork.com:8123/
Website Store: https://shop.helvetianetwork.com/
FAQs
Q: How do I join the server?
A: Simply enter the IP address play.helvetianetwork.com in the server list of your Minecraft client.
Q: Can I play on both Java and Bedrock versions?
A: Yes, Helvetia Network supports crossplay between Java and Bedrock versions.
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NikCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where we have an Evangelion Collab that will make you say “YOU CAN (NOT) EVADE”! Full Burst Day on weekends will have you bursting with excitement, and our Union Raid will have you raiding like never before.But wait, there’s more! We have special recruits like Asuka Shikinami Langley and Misato Katsuragi, with upcoming recruits like Rei Ayanami and Mari Makinami Illustrious. And don’t forget about our Costume Passes, from elegant dates to summer pilots, we’ve got it all.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and use the code ADORABLEBUTTHOLES to unlock some exclusive rewards. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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BuildRewardDropper Minecraft SMP
Oh, honey, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got build rewards dropping like it’s hot, but let me tell you, the real prize is the chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the dancers! Trust me, you won’t be disappointed when you join this wild and wacky server.