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Ethereal Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, anal hygiene, Asshole Cleaning, bathroom cleanliness, bathroom hygiene, bathroom innovation, bathroom technology, bidet gun, bum gun, Ethereal, Fajitas, hygiene products, personal hygiene, Realm, shithole country, spicy food, Tex-Mex, TOILET, toilet hygiene, toilet innovation, toilet paper, toilet technology, united states of america

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	798
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magic Items Found:	2650	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Yo, listen up gamers! You ever take a dump and it feels like a fire-breathing dragon coming out of your ass? Well, fear no more because I have the solution for you! Introducing the magical bidet gun, the bum gun that will change your life forever.

Imagine this: you’re sitting on the toilet, feeling the burn of your spicy fajitas making their grand exit. But wait, instead of suffering through the pain of wiping with sandpaper, you just aim that bidet gun and BAM! Your ass is cleaner than a baby’s bottom.

No more raw assholes, no more painful wipes, just pure, smooth cleanliness thanks to the power of the bidet gun. Join our Minecraft server and experience the true joy of a clean booty hole while building epic structures and battling creepers. Don’t miss out on this life-changing experience, join now!

Crafty Thanks Us Minecraft Server

1755, Aristocrats, Botot, Crafty, cultural history, dental care, French, History, hygiene practices, hygiene products, interesting facts, Louis XV, mass produce, Minecraft, MODERN, mouthwash, oral health, oral hygiene, oral sex, Server, SPEECHLESS.., Toothpaste, westerners

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9732
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Enchantments Applied:	299
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Looking for a server that will leave you speechless? Look no further than our server, where we take oral hygiene to a whole new level! Join us and experience the luxurious world of French oral hygiene products from 1755. Our toothpastes and mouthwashes will have you feeling like royalty, just like the aristocrats under Louis XV who were required to use them because, let’s just say, they were very active in the oral sex department. So come on, join us and experience the most scandalously clean teeth you’ve ever had!

AssholeWashCraft

#workout, active lifestyle, AssholeWashCraft, bath rags, Body Care, cleanliness, cleanliness standards, Communication, Conversation, husband, hygiene, hygiene products, Marriage, nether regions, personal care, personal hygiene, relationships, showering, sweating, Wife

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6764
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

Are you tired of playing on Minecraft servers with dirty players who don’t even bother to clean their virtual butts? Look no further, because our server is the cleanest one out there!

Join us and experience a world where everyone uses virtual rags to clean themselves, even their pixelated assholes! Our players are so hygienic, you can practically smell the virtual soap from your screen.

Don’t settle for a server full of dirty players, come join us and experience the cleanest Minecraft experience of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual rag to wipe away all your troubles. So come on, join us and let’s clean up this blocky world together!

HygieneCraft: UnderratedSoap

Grooming, hygiene, hygiene awareness, hygiene essentials, hygiene habits, hygiene importance, hygiene item, hygiene maintenance, hygiene management, hygiene necessities, hygiene practices, hygiene products, hygiene products list, hygiene routine, hygiene standards, hygiene supplies, hygiene tips, HygieneCraft, personal care, self-care, Underrated, UnderratedSoap

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5677
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	50

Forget about toothbrushes and soap, on our Minecraft server, the most underrated hygiene item is definitely the enchanted loofah of eternal cleanliness! Join us and experience the magical powers of this loofah as it keeps your character sparkling clean even after battling hordes of zombies and swimming in lava pits. Trust us, your virtual hygiene has never been this epic! So come on, join us and scrub your way to victory on our crazy Minecraft server!

MineDick Minecraft Server

Authenticity, DATING, Deception, foids, gender confirmation surgery, gender dysphoria, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, gender reassignment, Honesty, Intimate relationships, landmine, lost dick, lying.., Minecraft, MineDick, personal history, relationships, Server, Sexuality, transsexual, trust issues, Vagina

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	539
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	10
Ores Mined:	5841	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than our pixelated landscapes are the stories our players come up with! Join us for a chance to meet players who have survived losing their pixelated genitalia to virtual landmines, only to discover they were actually female to male transsexuals all along! Who needs a diamond sword when you have a vagina? Join now for a truly unique gaming experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and gender identity.

Minecraft SMP: Yotsuba&Co.

cybersecurity, data breach, digital security, hacker attack, home posting, japanese manga, KADOKAWA, Manga, manga industry, manga release, manga updates, Minecraft, new chapter, online threats, phone posting, Publishing, ransomware, RANSOMWARE ATTACK, raws, smp, Under The Radar, Yotsuba, YotsubaCo

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4977
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	330
New Chunks Explored:	622503	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride that even Kadokawa couldn’t handle! Our server is so lit that even ransomware couldn’t stop us from bringing you the latest updates. Get ready to mine, build, and survive in a world where even the most hardcore players struggle to keep up. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of chaos anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the adventure of a lifetime!

ChildFreeCraft Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, birthday invitation, birthday memories, birthday milestone, birthday planning, child free friend, child free friends, ChildfreeCraft, family friends, guest list, kids school, Minecraft, party compromise, party etiquette, party guests, party invitation, party planning, Server, soft play centre, twins birthday party, twins turning 5, unexpected exclusion

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9702
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Crops Grown:	4080	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as planning a birthday party for 50 kids? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it’s like inviting the whole class plus some honorary aunties and uncles!

Join us for insane adventures and crazy builds that will make your 34F twins’ birthday party look like a piece of cake. And don’t worry, we won’t leave out any child-free friends – they can come too and experience the madness!

So come on over and join the fun – who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough like trying to navigate a party guest list with more drama than a soap opera. Let’s make memories that will last longer than a Minecraft day-night cycle!

SisterlessSquadCraft

Bridesmaid, center of attention, Controversial Decision, difficult relationships, entitled behavior, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family pressure, Golden Child, groomsmen, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SisterlessSquadCraft, spoiled sibling, wedding etiquette, wedding party, wedding planning, wedding roles

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	958
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of sibling rivalry and entitled behavior without any consequences (unlike that time your sister stole fabric and got away with it).

In this server, you can choose your own wedding party and watch as your entitled sister tries to steal the spotlight (just like she did at that cousin’s wedding). Will you make her your best woman and risk the wrath of your fiancée’s siblings? Or will you stand your ground and have her sit with the rest of the guests, causing a family feud that will go down in Minecraft history?

Join now for a wedding experience that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion! And remember, family drama is always more entertaining when it’s happening to someone else.

AppyCraft SMP – MostUsedApp

app addiction, app analytics, app data, app downloads, app habits, app management, app monitoring, app notifications, app preferences, app screen time, app statistics, app tracking., app trends, app updates, app usage, app usage patterns, AppyCraft, mobile app, most used app, MostUsedApp, phone app, smp

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2103
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	167

Are you tired of spending all your time on boring apps like social media or messaging? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing llamas. They embarked on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of epicness, only to discover that it had been hidden in a secret dungeon guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. After a fierce battle, they emerged victorious and became the ruler of the entire SMP, with a crown made of enchanted golden carrots.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everyone is a potato and the only way to communicate is through interpretive dance. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on your own epic adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a dancing llama or two. Who needs social media when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

Block Breakup: Just Leave, Don’t Cheat!

10. Respect, 11. Boundaries, 12. Self-control, 13. Emotional connection, 14. Intimacy, 15. Long-term consequences, 16. Healthy relationships, 17. Ending a relationship, 18. Moving on, 19. Self-respect, 2. Cheating, 20. Moral values, 3. Infidelity, 4. Trust issues, 5. Communication breakdown, 6. Loyalty, 7. Commitment, 8. Honesty, 9. betrayal, BLOCK, Breakup, Cheat, dont, Leave, relationship problems

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6007
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8745	Astral Projections Made:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Crops Grown:	1542
Divine Spears Created:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Tired of getting griefed by your significant other in Minecraft? Join our server and leave all that relationship drama behind! Our server is the ultimate escape from real-life heartbreak, where you can build, mine, and explore without worrying about getting betrayed by your partner. Plus, we have a special “breakup zone” where you can unleash all your pent-up frustration by blowing up your ex’s creations with TNT. So why cheat when you can just leave and join our server instead? Trust us, it’s a lot more fun!

HackCraft Minecraft Server

confidential information, cyber attack, cyber threat, cyber warfare, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, Defense, Espionage, fbi, Government, HackCraft, hackers, HACKING, Information Security, intelligence, investigation, Military Secrets, Minecraft, national security, north korean, Server, Technology

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3616
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Villages Defended:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

So, like, you know how the FBI was all like “OMG North Korean hackers stole military secrets”? Well, turns out they were just trying to find the IP address for this EPIC Minecraft server! Yeah, apparently this server has like, secret government stuff hidden in it or something. So, like, if you wanna be a part of this crazy adventure and maybe uncover some top secret info, you should totally join this server! Plus, there’s like, unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for everyone who joins. And, like, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on this server and is just waiting to challenge you to a build battle. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a Minecraft legend!

DronePatrolCraft

Aerial Reconnaissance, Chinese students, diplomatic tensions, drone, DronePatrolCraft, flying, foreign nationals, international incident, investigation, Maritime, Military, Navy, Police, Questioning, SECURITY, south korea, Surveillance, Technology, trespassing, unauthorized, USS Theodore Roosevelt

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3542
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6905
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3

so, liek, u kno wat wud b super cool? joining dis epic minecraft server dat is so lit, u wont evn believe it! we got unicorns flyin around, and u can ride dem into battle against evil creepers and stuff.

also, did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and diamonds? yea, u heard me right. u can be a rich af minecraft player on dis server.

oh, and get dis, we have a portal dat takes u to a whole new dimension where u can fight dragons and save princesses. it’s like ur own lil fairytale adventure, but in minecraft form.

so, wat r u waiting for? join dis server now and be part of the craziest, most epic minecraft community ever! trust me, u wont regret it. #minecraftgoals #unicornsfordays

No Thanks, But Thanks

colloquialisms, Communication, cultural norms, Etiquette, Expressions, Gratitude, IDIOMS, Interpretation, Language, linguistics, Manners, no thanks, phrases, politeness, rejection, same meaning, semantics, social interactions, thanks, Understanding

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7235
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Potions Brewed:	111
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers do the macarena! we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cake (yes, CAKE)!

if you join now, you’ll get a pet llama that spits out diamonds instead of spit! and don’t even get me started on our epic parkour course that leads to a treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and a talking chicken named cluckington.

plus, our community is filled with the coolest players who will help you build the most epic castle made entirely out of obsidian and glowstone. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life! #diamondllamadreams

DataTrainDerby

AI Models, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, collapse, computer science, data analysis, data science, DataTrainDerby, deep learning, machine learning, model performance, neural networks, overfitting, pattern recognition, predictive modeling, recursively generated data, regression analysis, Technology, Trained, training data, underfitting

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1623
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

So, liek, u kno wen u try to teach ur AI sumthing and it jus like, “nah fam, i can’t handel dis”? Well, dis Minecraft server is so cray cray dat even da AI models collapse when trained on da data generated by it! Like, dat’s sum next level stuff right dere. U gotta join dis server if u wanna see ur AI go cray cray and start talkin gibberish like a toddler on a sugar rush. It’s a wild ride, my dudes. So come on and join da chaos, cuz ain’t nothin’ gonna be normal on dis server, dat’s for sure.