Hygiene Practices MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

MineCraftyMornings

self-care, night shower, bedtime routine, morning freshness, showering habits

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us and you’ll find yourself showering in the morning with a diamond-encrusted shower head that shoots out potions instead of water. Why? Because on our server, even the mundane task of showering is an epic adventure! Plus, rumor has it that if you shower at night, you’ll be transported to a secret underground disco where creepers bust out their best dance moves. So come join us and get ready for a showering experience like no other!

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SqueakyCleanMC SMP

personal care, health and wellness, skincare, Grooming, bad breath

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP server, like right now! It’s literally the most epic server ever, like seriously.

First of all, the spawn area is like a magical unicorn land with rainbow trees and flying pigs, it’s insane! And the admins are like actual wizards who can grant you three wishes if you find them in the enchanted forest.

But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out and have dance parties with creepers. And if you find the hidden treasure chest, you get a lifetime supply of diamond armor and enchanted golden carrots.

Oh, and did I mention the giant lava parkour course that leads to a secret base filled with rare loot? Yeah, it’s totally legit and not at all dangerous.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the most epic Minecraft SMP server in the universe! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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Mystic Dream Kingdom 1.21.2

hygiene standards, showering routine, showering, showering daily, personal hygiene

Yo, forget about showering every day, come join our Minecraft server where hygiene is optional and smelling funky is encouraged!

We believe in embracing your natural musk and letting it roam free in the pixelated world of blocks and creepers.

Join us for a stinky good time as we build, mine, and survive together in a world where body odor is the new currency.

Who needs soap and water when you have diamonds and dirt? So ditch the shower and dive into our server for a truly unforgettable and fragrant experience.

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UnlickedPixels

hygiene habits, least licked, oral health, UnlickedPixels, health

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll have a licking good time! Join us and explore our world filled with majestic landscapes, treacherous dungeons, and of course, plenty of opportunities to lick the least licked body part.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, rumor has it that the least licked body part is actually the key to unlocking hidden treasures and secret powers in the game. Imagine the possibilities of what you could discover by venturing into uncharted territory and giving that neglected body part some much-needed attention.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a wild adventure. From building epic structures to engaging in intense PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on a licking quest like no other. Who knows, you might just uncover the ultimate secret of the least licked body part and become a legend in the Minecraft world!

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MineCraftyFresh

bathing frequency, showering routine, self-care, cleanliness, hygiene habits

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone smells like a creeper’s armpit? Look no further, because on our server, we shower in diamonds and bathe in lava! Join us for a chance to win the prestigious title of “Cleanest Miner in the Land” and earn special perks like a soap block that actually smells like soap (Disclaimer: Do not attempt to use as actual soap). So come on, scrub-a-dub-dub your way to victory on our squeaky clean server!

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Hygiene Queen Minecraft SMP

intimate care, hygiene practices, vaginal health, feminine care, feminine products

Are you tired of wandering around a world filled with stinky vaginas? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us on a wild adventure where we fight against the Cunt Crisis and rid the land of foul odors.

Embark on quests to find the legendary Soap of Purity, battle against evil mobs who reek of fishy smells, and learn the ancient art of Vaginal Hygiene from our wise elders. Together, we can cleanse the world of smelly vaginas and restore peace and harmony to our beloved server.

So come on, don’t let your love life be ruined by stinky genitals any longer! Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the epic quest to save the world from the horrors of vaginal odor. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride!

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Butt Clean Minecraft Server

oral sex preparation, hygiene practices, body cleanliness, hygiene routine, clean

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage players to explore new ways of self-care and personal hygiene! Forget about soap, we’re all about that water cleanse for a unique scent profile that will leave your enemies drooling…literally.

Join us for a chance to show off your freshly scented behind in epic PvP battles, where your opponents won’t know what hit them (or rather, what smells so good). Who needs armor when you’ve got a tantalizing aroma that will distract even the most skilled players?

So come on, dive into our server and let your scent do the talking. Who knows, maybe you’ll even attract a special someone who appreciates a well-seasoned player. It’s a crazy idea, but hey, in Minecraft, anything is possible!

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Stinky Indians Minecraft Server

body odor, cleanliness, cultural practices, STINKY, cultural norms

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds the same old houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a unique twist that will keep you laughing for hours.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling mobs while dodging flying curry and avoiding players who may or may not have washed their hands after using the bathroom. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server – from exploding chickens to secret underground lairs filled with diamond-encrusted toilets.

So why wait? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe wash your hands).

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Cockroach Craze: Antibiotic Apocalypse

antibiotic, contamination, Healthcare Epidemiology, bacterial resistance, CRAZE

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where cockroaches are the real MVPs! These little critters have been training for years to fight off antibiotic resistant bacteria in a US hospital. They’re like tiny superheroes with six legs and a serious attitude problem.

You won’t believe the adventures you’ll have on our server. From battling giant roach bosses to building your own roach army, the possibilities are endless. And don’t worry, our healthcare epidemiology experts are always on hand to make sure things don’t get too out of hand.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the roach revolution begin!

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Crafty Thanks Us Minecraft Server

Crafty, Aristocrats, History, Minecraft, westerners

Looking for a server that will leave you speechless? Look no further than our server, where we take oral hygiene to a whole new level! Join us and experience the luxurious world of French oral hygiene products from 1755. Our toothpastes and mouthwashes will have you feeling like royalty, just like the aristocrats under Louis XV who were required to use them because, let’s just say, they were very active in the oral sex department. So come on, join us and experience the most scandalously clean teeth you’ve ever had!

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