Join our Minecraft server and never forget to wash your virtual hands after mining for diamonds! Our server is so immersive that your character can actually get virtual dirt under their virtual fingernails if you don’t keep up with hygiene practices. Plus, rumor has it that if you don’t wash up, the virtual zombies will be able to smell you from miles away and come attack your base! Don’t risk it, join our server now and stay clean while you conquer the virtual world!
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SoapCraft: Cleanliness is Next to Blockiness
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NightlyClean Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of nighttime showers? Look no further! Join our server and escape the tyranny of bedtime cleanliness rules imposed by your significant other. Our server is a safe haven for all those who dare to defy the shower-at-night norm. Plus, rumor has it that our pixelated pigs are experts at giving hygiene advice. So come on, join us and let’s wash away the drama together!
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HygieneCraft: UnderratedSoap
Forget about toothbrushes and soap, on our Minecraft server, the most underrated hygiene item is definitely the enchanted loofah of eternal cleanliness! Join us and experience the magical powers of this loofah as it keeps your character sparkling clean even after battling hordes of zombies and swimming in lava pits. Trust us, your virtual hygiene has never been this epic! So come on, join us and scrub your way to victory on our crazy Minecraft server!
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PeePalsCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can pee standing up without any judgment from your girlfriend! We understand the importance of bathroom etiquette, but we also believe in the freedom to choose your peeing position.Join us for epic adventures and build your own virtual bathroom where you can pee however you please. No more arguments about bathroom habits, just pure Minecraft fun! Plus, our community is filled with players who support your right to pee standing up.
So come on, join our server and let the pee flow freely! Who knew virtual bathrooms could be so liberating?
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Pee-Free Zone: Hubby Clean-Up Crew
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any pink bacteria scum in the showers! Unlike the OP’s husband, our players are respectful and keep our virtual showers sparkling clean.Join us and experience a world where you can pee in the shower without fear of causing any pink scum buildup. Our showers are pee-proof and guaranteed to stay pristine no matter how many times you let loose.
Don’t be like the OP’s husband, who refuses to listen to simple requests. Join our server and enjoy a drama-free environment where shower peeing is not only accepted but encouraged (as long as you clean up after yourself, of course).
So come on in and leave your worries (and pink scum) behind. Our Minecraft server is waiting for you to join and experience the ultimate shower peeing paradise!
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CleanCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that smell like sweaty socks? Look no further, because our server is the cleanest place in the Minecraft universe! Join us and learn some hygiene tips that will make your character smell like a field of daisies.Our players are so clean, they once defeated a horde of zombies just by waving their freshly washed hands in the air. And rumor has it that our admin’s toothbrush is made of diamond blocks.
So if you want to level up your hygiene game and have a blast in the process, come join us on the server where cleanliness is next to godliness (and also next to some really epic loot).