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| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 8402 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 3830 |
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