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Renewable Revolution Server
yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like, better than carbon capture, bro. like, by 2050, we gonna be all about wind, solar, geothermal, and hydropower, ya know? it’s gonna be lit af. we gonna be cutting costs, improving air quality, and slowing climate change like it’s no biggie. and get this, it’s gonna be at a fraction of the cost of those lame carbon capture technologies. so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join this server, right? it’s gonna be a party up in here, fam. come join us and let’s save the world together, one block at a time. let’s do this! ððĨ #minecraftforlife #savetheplanet #blockparty -
TibetPower Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we build a dam in tibet that generates THREE TIMES the power of three gorges!!! ðĪŊðĨðwhy join, you ask? well, because our dam is so powerful, it can power your minecraft world for infinity and beyond! plus, we have secret redstone contraptions that will blow your mind and make you go “woah, dude!”
but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and all the rarest ores you can imagine. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon herobrine himself lurking in the shadows.
so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures in minecraft history! ðŪððĪŠ
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HydroHavocCraft: Droughts & Dollars
LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we make it rain diamonds instead of droughts! we got so much hydroelectricity you’ll be swimming in power like Scrooge McDuck in his money bin. forget about losing billions, you’ll be gaining billions of diamonds and emeralds in no time!our server is so lit, even the Western U.S. is jealous of our resources. join now and watch your power and wealth grow faster than a creeper blowing up your house. don’t be a noob, join our server and become the ultimate minecraft master!
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YeetCraft: ‘Is this any good?’
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!Join us for the chance to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers who are trying to steal all the cake in the land. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature made entirely out of blocks who grants wishes to all who can defeat him in a game of parkour. And rumor has it that he once turned a player’s diamond sword into a diamond spatula just for kicks.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
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Crafty Memes & Blocks: ‘/pol/ WRONG AGAIN’ Minecraft Server
Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the epic saga of Bollard Man, the Chad Frenchman who fought off a knife-wielding maniac on an escalator! Our server is filled with beautiful Aussie women who praise our players for their bravery and citizenship is even offered by Anthony Albanese himself. Don’t be stuck on a server full of incels and ziggers, join us and slobber over Russian and Muslim cock like a real man! It’s 80% incel-free guaranteed! -
MineCraftyFarm – Where Creepers Meet Crops!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!Join us for the latest update 1.6.3, with 1.6.4 coming out later this week (if our pet creeper doesn’t blow up the server first). Our official Dicksword channel is where you can chat with other players, share your epic builds, and maybe even challenge someone to a duel in the Nether.
Previous players have reported encountering flying pigs, dancing skeletons, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!
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NiggaCraft: Where Creepers are the only ones allowed to say ‘BOOM!’
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is the absolute bee’s knees!Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether!
We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our mobs are so friendly they’ll give you a hug instead of attacking you.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so magical, you might just find a unicorn prancing around in the forest. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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Blocky Banter: Lycoris LOLz – Where Minecraft meets Recoil and chaos reigns supreme!
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Lycoris Recoil, a mystical flower that grants you the power to shoot rainbows out of your hands. And rumor has it that in Season 2, the flower will bloom again, unleashing chaos and mayhem like never before.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next ruler of the Minecraft universe with the power of the Lycoris Recoil at your fingertips!
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Toilet Troubles MC Server: Where even your plumbing problems can’t stop the fun!
Are you tired of using baby wipes as toilet paper and clogging your plumbing like a noob? Join our Minecraft server and learn valuable skills like plumbing, so you never have to pay $250 for a plumber again! Plus, our community is full of expert builders who can help you construct the ultimate bathroom fortress to prevent any future wipe-related disasters. Join now and say goodbye to clogged pipes and hello to epic Minecraft adventures!