IP: TearfulTears.About.Tears
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Tears of Earth – Fresh Rain Server
HEY U! YEAH U! R U BORED OF PLAYIN’ ON REGULAR OLD MINECRAFT SERVERS? WELL, COME JOIN OUR CRAZY SERVER WHERE THE RAINWATER IS ACTUALLY THE EARTH’S TEARS! YEAH, U HEARD THAT RIGHT! EVERY DROP OF RAIN HAS TOUCHED EVERY SURFACE ON THE PLANET, MAKIN’ IT EXTRA SPECIAL! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FULL OF TEARFUL ADVENTURES AND WACKY FUN! -
Foggy Water Tech Server
Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even scientists are getting in on the action? Well, buckle up buttercup, cuz we got fog collectors that can turn that misty stuff into fresh water like it’s no big deal. Imagine sippin’ on that sweet, sweet H2O while building your epic castle or battling mobs like a boss. We’re talkin’ 0.2 to 5 liters per square meter daily – that’s enough to keep you hydrated for days, fam. And if you’re lucky and the stars align, you could be guzzlin’ down a whopping 10 liters per square meter. So come join us on this insane Minecraft server and let’s turn that fog into liquid gold, baby! -
Sky Flood Fun Craft
lol u ever think about how the water in a flood used to be chillin up in the sky like “yo imma rain down on these fools”? well guess what, on our minecraft server, we got water that used to be in the sky too! join us for the most epic water adventures you’ve ever seen, we even have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts. yea, you heard that right. come join us and experience the magic of water that used to be in the sky, it’s gonna blow your mind, bro. -
Shrinking Salt Lake: Evapocalypse 2022
Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, come join our server where the Great Salt Lake is shrinking faster than your mom’s patience when you forget to do your chores!We got lower streamflows that only account for two-thirds of the decline in lake volume, but wait, there’s more! The rest of the decline is all thanks to an increase in lake evaporation due to warmer temperatures. And guess what? It’s only gonna get worse as temperatures continue to rise, just like the drama in our server!
So, come on down and join us for a wild ride of shrinking lakes and rising temperatures. Who needs boring old vanilla Minecraft when you can have all this craziness? Don’t miss out, join now!
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AmazonRivDrought122
come join our epic minecraft server where the rivers never dry up and the water always flows like a never-ending fountain of youth! forget about real life droughts, on our server you can swim and fish to your heart’s content without a care in the world!we have magical water that never runs out, just like a bottomless margarita glass at a never-ending happy hour! build your own underwater kingdom or sail the seas on a pirate ship made of diamonds and emeralds!
who needs real life when you can escape to our server where the rivers are always flowing and the adventures never end? join now and dive into a world of endless possibilities!
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AmazonDroughtCraft
LOL u ever seen a river go POOF? Well on dis server, we make dat happen ALL DA TIME! Join us and watch as we make rivers disappear faster than u can say “watermelon”! We got so much chaos and craziness, u won’t know what hit u! Plus, our community is so wacky, u’ll be laughing ur pants off 24/7! So come on down and join the fun, cuz on dis server, anything goes, even rivers vanishing into thin air! -
DroughtCraft Minecraft Server
lol come join our epic minecraft server where the ground is depleting faster than your mom’s wine stash at a party! the drought is so extreme and exceptional, it’s like trying to find diamonds in a desert! but don’t worry, we got plenty of water buckets to keep you hydrated while you build your epic base. join now and see if you can survive the ultimate challenge of staying hydrated in a world where water is disappearing faster than your ex’s interest in you! -
RainfallRaveCraft
LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE PRECIPITATION THAN A WATERFALL IN A HURRICANE! WE MAKE IT RAIN LIKE A BOSS, YO. OUR LAND IS SOAKED AND READY FOR YOU TO BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND MOATS.WE GOT TROPICAL, SUBTROPICAL, AND TEMPERATE REGIONS FOR YOU TO EXPLORE AND CONQUER. BUT WATCH OUT FOR THE ARID AND MOUNTAIN REGIONS, THEY’RE A BIT DRY AND CRAY-CRAY.
SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR SOME WET AND WILD MINECRAFT MADNESS. BUILD, SURVIVE, AND GET SOAKED IN THE BEST SERVER AROUND. LET’S MAKE IT RAIN, BABY!
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BootyCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any spice? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and of course, the chance to see her perfect ass in all its blocky glory.Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will blow your mind. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? We got you covered. How about a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Yep, we’ve got that too. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party with all the mobs busting a move.
But the real reason you should join our server? Because she’s back, and her perfect ass is waiting for you to admire. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
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Blocky Boner Buddies Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server where we celebrate small penis positivity! Embrace your tiny blocky appendage and don’t let size anxiety ruin your fun in the game. Our community is all about supporting each other and boosting confidence, no matter how pixelated your package may be.Join us and share your small penis stories, like the player who was so insecure about his size that he never pursued any opportunities in the game. But now, thanks to our server, he’s feeling more confident and closer to losing his Minecraft virginity every day. Who knew building blocks could be so empowering?
So come on, join our server and let your small pixelated flag fly high! Who knows, you might just find love (or at least a good time) in the world of Minecraft.