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TyphoonCraft Minecraft Server

disaster preparedness, disaster response, emergency, emergency evacuation, evacuate, evacuation measures, evacuation order, evacuation procedures, evacuation warning, extreme weather, Flooding, heavy rainfall, Japan, japan news, Minecraft, natural disaster, Rain, Safety, Server, Storm, Typhoon Shanshan, TyphoonCraft, weather alert

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8965
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Items Found:	7670
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

haha u no want to be in typhoon shanshan, come to our server instead!! we got no rain, only sunshine and diamonds!! plus, we have a secret underground base where u can hide from the storm and eat all the cake u want!! join us now before the typhoon blows u away, literally!! #minecraftlife #cakeparty #typhoonschmyphoon

F16Craft: Top Pilot Down

(PILOT), accident, Air Force, aircraft, Aviation, crash site, crashed, Defense, f-16, F16Craft, fighter jet, international news, investigation, Military, military technology, national news, Top, top pilot, Tragedy, Ukraine, US-made, WRECKAGE

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2634
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Divine Spears Created:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	19	New Chunks Explored:	948428
Villages Defended:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4

lol so like, u know how ukraine is all like “we got this sick F-16 fighter jet from the US” but then it like CRASHED and killed a top pilot??? like, wtf bro, that’s some crazy shiz right there. but hey, if u wanna join our minecraft server, we promise no fighter jets crashing and definitely no top pilots dying. just good ol’ blocky fun and maybe a few creepers blowing up your house, but hey, that’s just part of the adventure, amirite? so come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together, no fighter jets involved, promise.

OpenStallPeeing

awkward, awkward situations, bathroom behavior, bathroom etiquette, discomfort, Etiquette, men’s room, open door, OpenStallPeeing, personal space, privacy, public behavior, public restroom, restroom habits, social conventions, social norms, stall, taboo, urinal, Urination, women’s room

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8040
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Gods Slained:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

so imagine this: u join our minecraft server and it’s like peeing in a urinal with the door open, but in a good way. like, u can do whatever u want, whenever u want. want to ride a pig off a cliff? go for it. want to build a house made entirely of cake? why not. the possibilities are endless, just like the feeling of peeing in a stall with the door open. join us and experience the freedom of minecraft like never before. plus, we have a secret underground club where we only play disco music and ride around on llamas. trust me, u won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

FungusFeastCraft

culinary experimentation, culinary trends, dessert innovation, environmental impact, food innovation, food recycling, food science, food sustainability, food technology, food waste, Fungi, fungus, FungusFeastCraft, gourmet cuisine, gourmet desserts, Mycology, Neurospora intermedia, Sustainable Agriculture, sustainable desserts, sustainable food, upcycled food

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1950
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mines Excavated:	1482
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Enchantments Applied:	145	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	294
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Divine Spears Created:	21

so, like, imagine this, right? this totally epic Minecraft server where we use this crazy fast fungus to make food waste into gourmet desserts. like, what even is that? you can literally eat trash and it tastes like heaven. join our server and you’ll be living the high life, eating like a king on a throne made of diamonds. plus, our fungus is so fast-growing, it’s like watching a time-lapse of a snail on steroids. don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the fungus feast begin!

AliveGamerGirls Minecraft Server

AliveGamerGirls, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	949
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Villages Defended:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Void Armor Forged:	20

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrilling adventure of rescuing two girls who were trapped in the virtual world! Use your mining skills to dig through layers of blocks, fight off mobs with your trusty sword, and navigate treacherous caves to find and save these damsels in distress. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so heroic? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a virtual hero and save the day!

SMPShitpostMaster Minecraft SMP

attention seeker, attention seeking behavior, attention-grabbing, Behold, controversial, digital identity, funny, humor, internet culture, jokes, Meme culture, meme lord, Minecraft, online persona, online presence, satire, shitposter, smp, SMPShitpostMaster, social media, trolling, Ultimate, viral content

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5094
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate haven for shitposters and meme lords alike.

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers. Build your very own potato castle and defend it from hordes of evil bunnies.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into blocks of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it.

Momma’s Baby Shower Bash

baby, baby shower, Bash, Boundaries, bullying, child behavior, child interactions, Decision making, discipline, event planning, exclusion, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, guest list, mean behavior, mommas, Motherhood, parenting, relationships, shower, step-daughter

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9993
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	342	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Divine Spears Created:	22	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a baby shower extravaganza filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Picture this: a showdown between a mom and her step-daughter’s behavior, with snatching, pushing, and toy-stealing galore. Will the baby shower be a peaceful gathering or a battlefield of toddler antics? Only one way to find out!

Witness the epic battle of wills as the mom stands her ground, refusing to let the step-daughter wreak havoc at the party. Will the step-daughter’s mischievous ways be tamed, or will chaos reign supreme? It’s a showdown you won’t want to miss!

Join our server for a wild ride of family drama, baby showers, and toddler tantrums. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

BlockBusterCraft

action sequences, BlockBusterCraft, CGI, cinematic tricks, Entertainment, escapism, exaggeration, FANTASY, Hollywood, IMPOSSIBLE, larger than life, movie magic, Movie Making, movies, physics defying, Real Life, Special effects, stunts, suspension of disbelief, UNBELIEVABLE, visual effects

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8129
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158	Alien Abductions:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of defying all laws of physics and reality just like in the movies! Want to ride a pig off a cliff and survive? Done. How about punching a tree with your bare fists to collect wood? Easy peasy. Our server is so magical, you can even build a house out of floating blocks in mid-air! Don’t miss out on the chance to live out your wildest movie fantasies in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

KurskCraft: Putin’s Low Approval

Approval, Approval Ratings, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Europe, Government, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Kursk region, KurskCraft, leadership, low, Military, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, sanctions, Tension, UKRAINIAN, world news

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7426
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Towns Built:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Void Gems Collected:	40	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Ores Mined:	8525	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

join our epic minecraft server where putin’s approval ratings are so low that he’s resorted to playing minecraft all day! come build with the man himself as he tries to distract himself from the ukrainian incursion into the kursk region. who knows, maybe you’ll even become his new best friend and he’ll give you a tour of his secret underground base filled with diamonds and creepers! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to game with the president of russia!

VeggieHaterCraft

animal products, carnivorous plants, dietary preferences, dislike, FRUITS, herbivore, Leafy Greens, omnivore, plant based diet, plant diet, plant kingdom, plant nutrition, plant-based foods, plant-based lifestyle, plant-based protein, plant-based recipes, Plants, vegan, VEGETABLES, Vegetarian, VeggieHaterCraft

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9213
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where even the plants are like, nah, i don’t wanna be vegan. they’re all rebellious and stuff, growing bacon instead of leaves. it’s a wild world out there, where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk. join us if you wanna experience the craziest minecraft server ever, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it. come join us and be part of the madness.