But wait, there’s more! One time, I was building a giant statue of a potato and accidentally typed “potatoo” instead of “potato” in the chat. And you know what happened? A magical potatoo appeared and granted me three wishes! I wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a never-ending buffet of cake. Best autocorrect fail ever, am I right?
So come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitchy llama). Trust me, you won’t regret it! It’s a wild ride from start to finish, and you never know what hilarious shenanigans will happen next. See you in the mines, my fellow potato enthusiasts!
We got so much craziness going on, even Trump is trying to seek the island just to get a piece of the action. That’s right, our server is so epic that it’s attracting attention from world leaders!
Join now for a chance to build your own virtual paradise, battle epic monsters, and maybe even uncover hidden treasures that will make you richer than a king! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today and become a legend in the Minecraft world!
u wanna know why u should join dis server? well, lemme tell u a lil secret. rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u will instantly become a millionaire in real life. yep, u heard me right. all u gotta do is mine some diamonds in dis server and BAM, u rich af.
but wait, there’s more. dis server also has a secret portal dat leads to a world where u can eat unlimited cake and never gain weight. so forget about dat report sayin obesity is a disease, cuz on dis server, u can eat all da cake u want and still look fly as hell.
so what u waitin for? join dis server now and live ur best minecraft life. unicorns, dragons, cake, and riches await u, my friend.
Bedrock: vanillishcraft.ultramc.co port: 20474
| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| Cross-Play (Java + Bedrock) | Enjoy multiplayer with players on different platforms |
| Custom Biomes | Explore unique and custom biomes |
| Land Claim | Protect your land from griefing |
| Anti-Grief | Prevent griefing and maintain a peaceful environment |
| Player Shops | Trade and sell items with other players |
| Diamond Based Economy | Use diamonds as currency in the server |
| Vote Rewards | Earn rewards by participating in server voting |
| Earnable Ranks | Progress and earn ranks based on gameplay |
| Mob Heads | Collect mob heads as trophies |
| Player Sleep | Influence the percentage of players needed to sleep |
| No P2W | No pay-to-win elements in the server |
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Yes, our server supports cross-play between Java and Bedrock editions.
Yes, we have custom biomes for you to discover and explore in our server.
You can use the Land Claim feature to protect your land and belongings from griefing.
Yes, our server operates on a diamond-based economy where diamonds are used as currency.
Yes, you can earn rewards by participating in server voting and supporting the community.
Ever wanted to be a ninja in Medieval Japan serving Oda Nobunaga? Well, now you can in Minecraft!
Experience the chaos and comedy of the Warring States Period while building your own ninja empire.
Fall 2025? Who needs to wait when you can start your ninja adventure now on our server!
Say goodbye to the manga and hello to a whole new world of ninja fun in Minecraft!
Our server is a safe space where you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about gym lurkers following you around. Plus, our community is full of friendly players who won’t ask you weird questions while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.
So come join us and leave the gym drama behind! Who needs real-life social cues when you can chat with fellow players in the safety of your virtual world? Let’s build, mine, and explore together – no creepy gym encounters allowed!
We’ve got a secret underground base filled with treasure, a giant chicken farm that produces diamonds instead of eggs, and a roller coaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether. Plus, our admin is a talking llama who loves to throw parties and give out free enchanted gear to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a herd of exploding pigs, come join us and see if you can survive the madness. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re always ready to ruin your day in the most awkward way possible.