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| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 5076 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 39 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE TURN POOP INTO HYDROGEN FUEL! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! WE’RE LIKE MAGICIANS BUT WITH POOP! IMAGINE RIDING AROUND ON A FLYING POOP-POWERED CARPET, THAT’S THE KIND OF CRAZY STUFF YOU’LL SEE HERE!
WE’RE LIKE THE WILLY WONKA OF MINECRAFT SERVERS, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF CANDY WE’RE MAKING FUEL OUT OF MANURE! WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO BE A PART OF THAT?! PLUS, WE’VE GOT PLENTY OF WACKY MINIGAMES AND EVENTS THAT WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH UNTIL YOU CRY.
SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US, BECAUSE WHERE ELSE CAN YOU SAY YOU’VE BEEN PART OF A SERVER THAT TURNS POOP INTO FUEL?! IT’S A REAL HOOT, I TELL YA!
