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RenewableCraft2024
haha join dis epic minecraft server where we produce 29% of power from renewable sources like creepers farts and zombie brains! we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, it’s a wild ride, bro! come join us and be part of the craziest energy revolution in minecraft history! who needs solar panels when you got exploding sheep powering your world, amirite? let’s save the planet one block at a time, join now and be a part of the madness! -
ColonialCuisineCraft
come join our server, mate! we got more fun than a kangaroo on a trampoline! our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget about the terrible british food. we have more activities than a koala has eucalyptus leaves!imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of llamas start breakdancing around you. or maybe you’re building a castle and a herd of sheep come and start singing the national anthem. anything can happen on our server!
we have more surprises than a kangaroo pouch full of surprises. join us and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventures of your life. plus, we have a secret room filled with golden carrots that make you fly like a unicorn. trust us, you won’t regret it!
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SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPE and DONATIONS | 1000 ACHIEVEMENTS Minecraft server
The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPE and DONATIONS 1000 ACHIEVEMENTS” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.mr.3gyp.vanillaboxmc.ru
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AbandonedCraft Minecraft Server
Are you feeling lonely and left out on the 4th of July? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a virtual fireworks extravaganza that will make you forget all about those lame party invites you never got. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who loves to build pixelated hot dog stands. Don’t miss out on the spooktacular fun – join our server now and celebrate Independence Day in style! -
ConservativeCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of building epic structures just to have them destroyed by griefers? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our server, we have a secret weapon against all those pesky mobs and griefers – the power of conservatism!Join our server and experience the thrill of building walls around your base to keep out unwanted visitors. Embrace your inner capitalist as you trade with other players for rare items and resources. And if anyone tries to mess with your stuff, just shout “Make Minecraft Great Again” and watch as they run in fear!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Truth, rumored to have been forged in the fires of Mount Ender. Whoever wields this mighty pickaxe gains the power to banish all evil from the land and become the ultimate ruler of the server.
So why did you vote conservative? Because on our server, conservatism isn’t just a political ideology – it’s a way of life. Join us now and together we will make Minecraft great again!
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LunchDateCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value convenience above all else! Just like this player who didn’t want to drive 4 hours to pick up some bags, we understand the struggle of unnecessary journeys. Join us and never have to make a long trek for trivial reasons again!Our server is like a family reunion, just like when this player’s girlfriend’s parents came to visit. Except here, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and no awkward moments of discomfort. Plus, our virtual bags have infinite space, so no need to worry about lugging them around!
Don’t be like this player who missed out on quality time with their in-laws because of a long drive. Join our server and make memories that don’t require a passport or a plane ticket. And remember, in the world of Minecraft, the only baggage you’ll have is the kind you can easily carry in your inventory. So come on over and let’s have a blast together!
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WeddingBlazeCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to judge you for your past mistakes, unlike OP’s family! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and absolutely no cocaine (unless you’re mining for it in-game, of course).We understand the struggle of trying to stay sober while catching up with old friends, which is why we offer a supportive community that will always have your back. Plus, we won’t kick you out for breaking a promise – we’ll just respawn you and give you a second chance!
So come on down to our server and let’s build a world where everyone can thrive, even if they’ve made a few missteps along the way. And remember, on our server, the only high you’ll get is from the thrill of exploring new worlds and crafting epic structures. See you there!
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BlockyGunz Minecraft Server
Have you ever had a creeper sneak up on you in Minecraft and thought it was game over? Well, on our server, we take things to the next level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of having a virtual gun pointed at you by a skeleton archer while trying to build your dream castle. It’s a heart-pounding experience that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat! Plus, our community of players is so skilled at PvP that they can make even the toughest mobs run for cover. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world! -
MineCraftMayhem: ToryTakedown
Are you tired of boring politics and ready for some epic Minecraft battles instead? Join our server and witness the ultimate showdown between Labour and the Tories in a virtual world! Will Corbyn’s creepers defeat Boris’s skeletons? Only one way to find out! Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a diamond-encrusted crown to wear in-game. So why waste time on real-world politics when you can have way more fun here? Join us now and let the chaos begin!