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CraftyMiners: Where you won’t accidentally search for porn stars while playing Minecraft!

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8474
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can embark on the most INSANE adventures!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player was trying to find a famous porn star on Google, but they accidentally typed her name wrong. Instead of finding the porn star, they stumbled upon a real QT3.14 on LinkedIn! And that, my friends, is just a taste of the WILD surprises waiting for you on our server.

Join now for a chance to discover hidden treasures, battle fierce monsters, and make friends with players from all over the world. Don’t miss out on the ADVENTURE of a lifetime!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server and let the LOLZ begin!

Pixelated Pleasure Palace: Share Your Last ‘O’ Face Pic

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6544
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6090
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3642

🤣 Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to post the last pic you masturbated to! 😂 Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

🔥 Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player posted a pic of a llama wearing sunglasses and it brought good luck to everyone on the server. True story! 🦙

🌈 Our community is like no other, filled with WACKY characters and endless possibilities. Who knows, you might even find your new best friend or arch-nemesis here!

🚀 So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just remember, the only rule is to post the last pic you masturbated to! 😉 #BestServerEver

BlockyBoogaloo: The Revenge of ‘>>917064705’

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8123
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Dimension Hops:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land filled with RAINBOW sheep that could fly! Can you imagine riding a flying rainbow sheep into battle? It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that grants wishes to those who are worthy. Want unlimited diamonds? Just ask the Diamond Unicorn! Need a castle made entirely of gold blocks? The Diamond Unicorn can make it happen!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: on our server, you can ride a Giant Chicken into battle against hordes of evil mobs. Picture yourself soaring through the sky on the back of a clucking behemoth, wielding a diamond sword and taking down creepers left and right. It’s the stuff of legends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the INSANITY for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

ZombieCraft: Where even the undead have better manners!

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2808
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the boring reality of dressing like your ancestors and instead become a VIKING WARRIOR in the digital world! Join us for INSANE battles, where you can RAID other players’ bases and pillage their resources like a true CONQUEROR.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also FLY on the back of a DRAGON and rain down fire on your enemies. Or, if you’re feeling more peaceful, you can EXPLORE our vast world and discover hidden treasures in LOST dungeons.

So why waste your time dressing up like a viking in real life when you can become a LEGENDARY warrior in our Minecraft server? Join us now and embark on the ADVENTURE of a lifetime!

CraftyNiji: Where Nijisanji EN Gets Wild!

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2360
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Animals Bred:	23	Dragons Tamed:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you say “OMG this is EPIC!”

Our server is like a virtual Nijisanji EN with YouTubers that will make you laugh until you fall off your blocky chair. From LazuLight to OBSYDIA to ILUNA, we’ve got the craziest bunch of players that will keep you entertained for hours.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has XSOLEIL where you can battle it out with Krisis and TTT for ultimate supremacy. And don’t forget about Noctyx where the night is always young and full of surprises.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, ignore the bait, shitposting, and discordfags – unless they’re building you a diamond castle, then they’re cool. Let’s mine and craft our way to victory! 🤣🎮🔥

Unicorn Overlord’s Epic Minecraft Adventure!

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9309
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	279	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4328	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Gods Slained:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	774	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Endless Legions Commanded:	16

Welcome to the Unicorn Overlord Minecraft server, where magical creatures reign supreme and chaos is the name of the game!

Join us if you want to ride unicorns into battle, build castles out of rainbows, and fight off hordes of evil pixies trying to steal your diamonds!

Our server is so epic that even Steve from Minecraft himself said, “What about Unicorn Overlord? Did anyone really enjoy this game or was it just me?“

So come on, join us and become a legend in the land of Unicorn Overlord! Who knows, you might even become the next unicorn king!

CraftyFantasy10548 – Where Minecraft meets Granblue Fantasy!

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7122
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Runes Activated:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever!

Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF!

Join us for our Extra Party Trial Battles where you can battle it out with your friends in epic showdowns. And don’t miss the Rise of the Beasts Character, Weapon FLB & Wonder event – it’s gonna be off the chain!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Maintenance announced on 04/23, so mark your calendars. And be sure to check out the Side Story: No Rain, No Rainbow – it’s a real tearjerker.

Oh, and did we mention Sierokarte’s Special Training in April? It’s gonna be a blast! And don’t even get us started on the Magna 3 Colossus & Celeste Aura Raid & Transcendence event – it’s gonna blow your mind!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for some unforgettable Minecraft adventures!

Blocky Boners: No More Nofap

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5061
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where not masturbating is the key to success! Join us and become a whole new person as you resist the urge to touch yourself.

Our server is filled with magical creatures who will guide you on your journey to self-control. From unicorn pigs to dragon chickens, you’ll never be bored as you strive to keep your hands off.

But beware, if you give in to temptation and touch yourself, you’ll be banished to the Land of Shame where you’ll have to mine diamonds with your bare hands for eternity.

So come join us and save yourself from the perils of self-love. You’ll never look back once you’ve experienced the thrill of resisting temptation in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Crafty Cursed Server: ‘Jujutsu Kaisen’ Edition

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1570
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Dimension Hops:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18

Welcome to El Tio Sukuna, the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined El Tio Sukuna and instantly became the richest player on the server. How, you ask? Because our server has a secret LOOT system that only the chosen ones can access. Legend has it that if you find the hidden Diamond Mine and defeat the Creeper King, you will be showered with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Disco Sheep, a rare creature that only appears at midnight and drops Diamonds when you dance with it. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the Unicorn Island, where magical creatures roam free and grant wishes to those who are deemed worthy.

So what are you waiting for? Join El Tio Sukuna today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows what treasures and surprises await you in this wacky and wonderful Minecraft world.

SwissCheeseCraft: Where even Switzerland can’t hold its blocks!

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1337
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, Switzerland fell. Yes, you heard that right. The entire country of Switzerland fell into a giant pit of lava. But fear not, because on this INSANE Minecraft server, you have the chance to rebuild Switzerland from the ground up!

But that’s not all. We have UNICORNS roaming the land, ready to be tamed and ridden into battle. Our DIAMOND mines are so plentiful, you’ll be swimming in riches in no time. And don’t even get me started on our EXPLODING SHEEP – they make for great entertainment!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and help us bring Switzerland back to its former glory. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of this crazy, chaotic land!