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LonelySteveMC SMP

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Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is the cure for loneliness! You know you’re lonely when you start talking to your pet rock and it starts talking back. But fear not, on this server, we have a secret potion that turns your pet rock into a real-life talking pet! Imagine having a conversation with a rock, bro, it’s wild!
But wait, there’s more! We have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the server that can only be found by those who have mastered the art of dancing like a chicken. Yes, you heard me right, you gotta bust out those chicken dance moves to unlock the treasure. It’s like a real-life Indiana Jones adventure, but with chickens.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. They’re like the Illuminati, but cuter and furrier. Join us and help us stop the llama uprising before it’s too late!

So if you’re feeling lonely and in need of some wacky adventures, come join us on this Minecraft SMP server. Who knows, you might just find your new best friend in a talking pet rock or a chicken-dancing treasure hunter. It’s gonna be lit, bro!

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YoonCraft Minecraft Server

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So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally lit, man. You gotta join because, like, Yoon’s lawyer is warning of a ‘civil war’ in South Korea and, like, we gotta distract ourselves with some epic block building, ya know?
Join our server and help prevent a real civil war by fighting mobs and building the sickest bases ever. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond mine, you’ll unlock special powers that will make you invincible in PvP battles.

So, like, don’t be a noob and join our server now before it’s too late. Who knows, maybe Yoon’s lawyer will even join and help us defeat the Ender Dragon together. It’s gonna be epic, bro.

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9YearOldCraft

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lol come join our minecraft server, where we have the craziest adventures and the most epic battles! we have a secret underground city filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes.
if you join now, you can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle and defeat the evil zombie army that is trying to take over our pixelated world.

plus, we have a special event where you can marry a 9-year-old girl (just kidding, that’s not cool). but seriously, join us for some epic fun and crazy shenanigans!

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SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

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The owner of the “SURVIVAL ONLY FOR GIRLS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.
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Lacerta Survival

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Lacerta Survival Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Version	Latest
Plugins	None
Community Guidelines	Build nearby, but exceptions allowed
Goal	Active long-term community

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is this a Vanilla server?	Yes, there are no non-vanilla plugins.
Are there teleportation commands?	No, there is no teleporting on this server.
Is there an economy system?	No, there are no economy plugins on the server.
How can I join?	Join the discord and get whitelisted: https://discord.gg/gsfhEgmczx

Crafty Quests 1.21

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Join this epic Minecraft server where pigs can fly, literally! Forget boring old regular pigs, here we have pigs with wings soaring through the sky like majestic bacon birds.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. It’s like Thriller meets EDM, but with blocky graphics and pixelated moves.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese. Yes, you heard me right, CHEESE. Imagine rolling around the server as a delicious dairy delight, causing confusion and hunger wherever you go.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a ride you won’t soon forget.

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DivorceCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a chorus fruit teleportation.
Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of heartbreak and betrayal, just like in a soap opera? Look no further! Our server offers a unique experience where you can navigate through the ups and downs of relationships, financial struggles, and questionable decisions that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Join now and witness the epic saga of a husband who can’t seem to stay away from his ex-mistress on TikTok, a wife who’s had enough of his shenanigans, and a group of friends who are always up to no good. Will they be able to work through their issues and come out stronger, or will it all come crashing down like a poorly built dirt house?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you laughing, crying, and wondering why you ever logged on in the first place. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most chaotic Minecraft server experience you’ll ever encounter!

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BabyBlockerCraft

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy dating story!
Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between players about raising a baby in Minecraft. Yes, you heard that right! Our players are so dedicated to their virtual families that they will stop at nothing to provide for their pixelated offspring.

But wait, it gets even better! Our server is filled with players who think they’re “smarter than their whole family” and have elaborate plans to become the ultimate Minecraft parents. Who needs Google when you have Minecraft parenting skills, right?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself caught up in a Minecraft soap opera that rivals any real-life drama. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

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Chop Board Chaos

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join dis minecraft server if u wanna avoid contamination hotspots like chopping boards and workers’ hands!!! we use ATP bioluminescence testing to make sure our players are clean AF. plus, our staff have the best hygiene training in the world – they even wash their hands after mining diamonds! come join us and stay safe from germs while you build the sickest creations in the blocky world. trust us, you don’t wanna end up like Steve who got a nasty case of block rot from a dirty crafting table on another server. come to us and stay clean, my dudes!

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MysticCraft – Pixel Planet 1.20.1

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Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and fluffy victory ever! Why? Because we have a secret stream that will blow your mind! And don’t forget about our previous stream, it was so lit that even the creepers were dancing! Our debut will make you question reality, and our 3D debut will make you scream “what is this sorcery?!” Check out our YouTube channel for some crazy content that will make you laugh until you cry. And don’t forget to follow our schedule, it’s so chaotic that even Herobrine can’t keep up! Unarchived content? More like unBELIEVABLE content! Our songs will make you want to dance like a zombie in a thriller music video. And our merch? Let’s just say, you’ll be the envy of all the Endermen. Plus, we have /baubau/-related content that will make you say “baubau-tiful!” So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the most insane adventure of your life!

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