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  • Fire & Folly Minecraft

    Fire & Folly Minecraft
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 3912
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21 Endless Legions Commanded: 44
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Alien Abductions: 1
    Magic Items Found: 1252 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7

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    Yo, dis server be lit AF, like literally lit cuz fire be everywhere! We got fire spreading like crazy, just like my mixtape 🔥🔥🔥 And climate change be making things even crazier, with wind blowing stuff around and pests causing chaos. Join us if you wanna experience the ultimate survival challenge, where you gotta dodge fireballs and fight off crazy creatures. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft! So come on, join the fun and see if you can survive the fiery madness! 🌋🔥🔥🔥 #SurvivalOfTheLitest #MinecraftMayhem

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  • Mediterranean Mommy Magic

    Mediterranean Mommy Magic
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    Players: 95/300 Votes: 9136
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Alien Abductions: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6

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    yo, dis server be like dat bomb Mediterranean diet for pregnant women, except instead of makin babies healthy, it be makin yo Minecraft skills hella strong! if you join dis server, yo character gonna be less likely to be a noob or obese (lol) compared to dem other servers. dis effect be all cuz of some crazy epigenetic modification of yo Minecraft skills, like yo character gonna be droppin blocks like it’s hot! so come join da fun and level up yo game on dis epic server, where being a pro is in yo DNA (or somethin like dat)!

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  • Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

    Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 4913
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 17
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 25 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 16
    Demon Skulls Collected: 26 Lost Souls Rescued: 2

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    Are you tired of living aimlessly in Minecraft? Do you want to be pursued by a young man who will help you get your shit together? Look no further than our server! Join now for the chance to have a random guy chase after you and help you figure out your life in the virtual world. Who knew Minecraft could be so life-changing? Join us today and start living your best blocky life!

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  • Irrelevant Minecraft SMP Queen

    Irrelevant Minecraft SMP Queen
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 2862
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 33 Endless Legions Commanded: 40
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4

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    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

    Legend has it that our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluckington, who will only let you enter if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And trust me, this chicken has some serious moves.

    Once you’re in, you’ll find yourself in a world where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with hot chocolate. But beware, because the land is also home to a tribe of mischievous llamas who will steal your diamonds if you’re not careful.

    But fear not, because our community is filled with friendly players who are always willing to lend a hand or a sword in times of need. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

    So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Just remember, watch out for those dancing chickens!

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  • SnarkyCraft: WeightGate

    SnarkyCraft: WeightGate
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 553
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Buildings Constructed: 21
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

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    Are you tired of dealing with passive-aggressive coworkers who can’t handle your glow-up? Join our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind! Our community is filled with supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your virtual empire and slay virtual dragons.

    Say goodbye to snarky comments about your weight loss journey and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can mine. And if anyone dares to question your progress, just unleash a horde of creepers on them – that’ll teach ’em!

    So come join us on our server, where the only weight you’ll be losing is the weight of all those pesky haters trying to bring you down. Let’s build a world where kindness reigns and diamond swords are the ultimate accessory. See you in the game!

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  • FossilizedFears Minecraft SMP

    FossilizedFears Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 5932
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 8
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 14 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 69
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 4

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    Are you afraid of losing your diamond armor to a sneaky creeper? Or maybe you’re terrified of your base getting griefed by a mischievous Enderman? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret potion that guarantees eternal youth and protection from all Minecraft mobs!

    Join us on this wacky adventure where the only thing aging is our sense of humor. We have legendary battles against giant chickens, epic quests to find the rarest blocks, and a community of players who will make you laugh until your diamond sword breaks.

    So if you’re tired of boring SMPs and want to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server out there, join us now and say goodbye to your fears of growing older. Because on our server, the only thing getting old is our jokes (but let’s be real, they’re still pretty funny).

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  • CraftyTimeStopper

    CraftyTimeStopper
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    Players: 94/300 Votes: 2875
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 207 Star Shards Collected: 279
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 42

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    Picture this: You’re chilling on our epic Minecraft server when suddenly time stops for a whole 24 hours! But don’t worry, because on our server, time stopping is just another fun feature to enhance your gameplay experience.

    During this time freeze, you can build the most outrageous structures without any pesky mobs interrupting you. Imagine creating a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat – the possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – while time is frozen, you can also explore secret hidden dungeons filled with rare loot, tame a dragon and ride it through the skies, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon’s got some killer moves).

    So why join our server? Because where else can you freeze time, unleash your creativity, and embark on insane adventures all in one place? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the wackiness begin!

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  • Punchy Octo Fish Hunt

    Punchy Octo Fish Hunt
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 193
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4

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    come join our epic minecraft server where octopuses are our overlords and fish are their puny minions! watch as octopuses lead their fish army into battle against the evil squids who dare challenge their underwater reign. witness the epic battles as octopuses punch any fish that dare disobey their commands. it’s a wild underwater world where the octopuses rule with an iron tentacle! join now to witness the madness and maybe even become a fish warrior in the octopus army. octopuses unite!

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  • MiniCraft Server: BNWO Edition

    MiniCraft Server: BNWO Edition
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 3433
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Runes Activated: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 35 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 38 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4

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    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old generic structures? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special event called “Manlet handbreeder Reed seeth edition” where players must compete to see who can breed the tiniest Minecraft characters possible. It’s a hilarious challenge that will have you laughing for hours!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous BNWO (Big Noses World Order) where players with the biggest noses reign supreme. Join us and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate nose champion!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to breeding the tiniest handbreeder Reed in the game!

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  • Favorite Minecraft SMP YouTuber?

    Favorite Minecraft SMP YouTuber?
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 3220
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Star Shards Collected: 207 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15

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    Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a land where the pigs ride on cows, the chickens wear sunglasses, and the creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

    Join our wacky SMP and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying llama. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and watch as it transforms into a giant robot that defends your base from pesky griefers.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure gold. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether Disco, where the zombie pigmen bust out their best dance moves.

    So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, /v/irgins!

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  • BrideCraftHairHide

    BrideCraftHairHide
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 7801
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 48 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t charge you a “bride tax”? Look no further! Our server is like a professional hairstylist – we won’t gouge you for being a bride! Join us and enjoy regular professional gameplay without any added surcharges or unexpected fees.

    Just like this bride who avoided the bridal tax, you can avoid any hidden fees or surcharges on our server. We won’t retroactively charge you for being a “guest” when you were actually a bride all along. Plus, our in-game stylists will make sure your virtual hair looks fabulous without breaking the bank.

    So come join our server and experience the freedom of playing without any sneaky charges or surprises. Who knew Minecraft could be so drama-free and wallet-friendly? Don’t be an asshole, join us today!

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