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UncutCraft: Where Circumcision is Optional

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3682
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Holy Grails Found:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Tired of all the cut guys on other servers? Join us for a wild and uncut Minecraft experience! Our server is like a jungle, full of untamed adventures and uncut excitement. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is uncut and he’s always looking for new players to join his uncircumcised army. So come on, join our server and let your uncut creativity run wild!

Crafty AF: 7 Years of Dev Time Wasted

20 minutes of gameplay, 30fps with black bars, 5 hours long, 7 years dev time, Crafty, Dev, Kek, no improvements over the original game outside of visuals, piece of shit, studio 4x the size of the original, Time, Wasted, Years

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9371
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Buildings Constructed:	38
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Are you tired of boring, unoriginal Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server has been in development for over 7 years by a team of over 100 developers! That’s right, we’re 4 times the size of the original Minecraft studio because we take our block-building game very seriously.

But wait, there’s more! Our server boasts a whopping 5 hours of gameplay, with a staggering 20 minutes of actual gameplay. That’s right, you’ll spend most of your time staring at loading screens and waiting for the game to catch up to your actions. And don’t even get us started on the graphics – we’ve got a solid 30fps with black bars for that authentic cinematic experience.

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a Minecraft server that has put so much effort into being a complete disaster? It’s like watching a train wreck in slow motion, but with blocky graphics and endless glitches. Trust us, you won’t find another server quite like ours. So come join the chaos and see what all the fuss is about!

LA90sCraft

1990s, California dreamin’, city life, film industry, Hollywood, iconic landmarks, LA90sCraft, Los Angeles, Memories, music scene, Nostalgia, pop culture, Retro, street fashion, sunny days, time travel, urban-exploration, vibrant culture, vintage vibes, waking up, west coast

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	690
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	237
Mines Excavated:	1108	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can relive the glory days of Los Angeles in the 1990s! But wait, there’s a twist – instead of dealing with real-life drama, you’ll be building and surviving in a pixelated version of this iconic city.

Join us for a chance to recreate famous landmarks like the Hollywood sign and the Santa Monica Pier, all while dodging creepers and zombies that have inexplicably taken over the city. Will you be able to survive the chaos and thrive in this nostalgic setting?

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground rave happening in the virtual version of the Viper Room, complete with virtual celebrity sightings and virtual drama. Can you find your way in and party like it’s 1999?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness of 1990s Los Angeles like never before. Just watch out for virtual earthquakes and virtual riots – it’s a wild ride!

Crafty Creepers: Where Bidenomics is Better Than Diamonds!

Bidenomics, Crafty, CREEPERS, diamonds, economic analysis, economic development, economic growth, economic impact, economic indicators, economic recovery, economic theory, economic trends, Economy, financial policy, fiscal policy, Government, inflation, job market, Politics, public opinion, stimulus package, tax policy

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2286
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing booming is the economy? Join our server and experience the wild world of Bidenomics! Our economy is so good, even the creepers are investing in diamond stocks. Don’t miss out on the chance to become a billionaire in blocks – join now and watch your virtual wallet explode with riches! Who needs real life when you can live the high life in our Minecraft world?

BlockyBooty Adventures

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3135
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as having anal sex with Henya! Join us for a crazy ride filled with explosions, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that once a player defeated the Ender Dragon using only a carrot as a weapon. The dragon was so impressed that it now roams the server as a friendly pet, granting wishes to those who dare to challenge it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft – the Bacon Block. Yes, you heard that right. Mine this block and you’ll be rewarded with infinite bacon for all your hunger needs.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this outrageous adventure and see what other crazy shenanigans await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

CraftyCreeperz – Where even the creepers have a sense of humor!

AI Dynamic Storytelling, chat models, Cohere, Command R+, contracts, CraftyCreeperz, CREEPERS, Deals, Events, Furrygen V3, general, GPT-4o, historical, humor, Incest Edition, KoboldAI, LLaMA 3 8B, Meta, Mistral, Mixtral-8x22B, NAI guide collection, Négotiation, News, NovelAI, openai, OpenRouter, prompts, sense, themed decks, themed prompts, TogetherAI, Tools & Resources, Wiki

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9688
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	289	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Secret Passages Found:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Potions Brewed:	67	Zombie Dances:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	245	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the AI Dynamic Storytellers are here to take you on a journey you’ll never forget.

Join us for the Incest Edition, where the stories are so outrageous, you’ll be questioning reality itself. Our AI-generated text and images will keep you on your toes as you navigate through limitless, open-ended adventures.

But that’s not all – we have KoboldAI, NovelAI, and TogetherAI/OpenRouter to keep things interesting. And if you’re feeling chatty, our chat models Claude and Command-R are here to keep you entertained.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our virtual world?

RavenWorld 1.8 – 1.12.2 Minecraft server

1.12.2, 1.8, Adventure, Clans, Community, Creative, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, Plugins, RavenWorld, Roleplay, Server, Survival, trampolines, Transformations, Weddings

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6993
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5

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Wily’s Minecraft Mayhem

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6113
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Are you tired of getting your butt kicked by Wily in Mega Man 7 and 8? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special event where you can challenge a virtual Wily in a building competition! Show him who’s boss by constructing the most epic fortress and watch as he cowers in fear at your superior building skills.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to ride on the back of a virtual Ender Dragon while wielding a diamond pickaxe made of pure awesomeness. Trust us, it’s a once in a lifetime experience that you won’t want to miss.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to feeling like shit after getting wrecked by Wily. It’s time to unleash your inner Minecraft warrior and conquer the virtual world like a boss!

CrashCraft: Where even faggots can rage about their PC crashing!

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2250
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	891252
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Are you tired of faggots seething about their crashing PCs and trannies roping because Linux has no software? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. Our server is so awesome that even Mac users are choosing us over their beloved computers. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Poccia Drafted

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	275
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of living in fear of being conscripted or jailed for desertion in RuZZia? Well, fear not my friend, because Poccia is the place for you! Our server is a safe haven for all Z-grannies and deserters alike. Join us for a wild adventure where the only thing you’ll be drafted for is building epic structures and battling creepers. So come on over to Poccia, where the only thing you’ll be deserting is your old boring server. Join us now and let the madness begin!