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Blocky Mood Swings Minecraft Server

bipolar episodes, blocky, Boredom, Communication Issues, Connection, contradiction, contradictory feelings, Emotional rollercoaster, friendship, hate, inner turmoil, Loneliness, mental breakdowns, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, mood, motivation, OVERWHELMING, seeking connection, Server, Struggling, Swings, violent rampage, violent thoughts

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8853
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of feeling like a lone wolf in the Minecraft world? Do you crave connection but struggle to hold a conversation without spiraling into a mental breakdown? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our insane Minecraft server where bipolar episodes are not only welcomed, but encouraged! Build your virtual world while navigating the ups and downs of your own mental state. Connect with other players who understand the struggle of wanting a friend but also hating people with a fiery passion.

Who needs therapy when you can unleash your inner rage in a virtual world? Join us and let out all your pent-up aggression in a safe and pixelated environment. Plus, where else can you find a community that embraces your contradictions and chaotic energy?

So come on, join our server and let’s create a world where mental breakdowns are just another part of the game. Who knew therapy could be this fun?

The Land of Spaniards Minecraft SMP

Amerigo Vespucci, Christopher Columbus, Colonization, Conquest, culture clash, discovery, European perspective, Exploration, exploration of the Americas, first contact, first landing, historical accounts, historical event, impact on indigenous societies, indigenous people, Land, Minecraft, native americans, new world, New World discovery., smp, spaniards, Spanish Conquest

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9719
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

When you join our Minecraft SMP, you’ll feel like a Spanish conquistador discovering the New World for the first time! Picture this: you step off your boat onto the sandy shores and are greeted by towering structures made entirely of diamond blocks, villagers trading emeralds for enchanted gear, and llamas roaming around wearing top hats. It’s a wild and wacky world out there, and you won’t want to miss out on the adventure! Join us now and claim your spot in this crazy, unpredictable land of endless possibilities. Who knows what treasures and surprises await you around every corner!

GeniusCraft Minecraft Server

Brilliance, brilliant minds, creative genius, exceptional intelligence, exceptional minds, exceptional talent, exceptional thinkers, extraordinary ability, genius thinkers, GeniusCraft, gifted individuals, gifted minds, gifted thinkers, innovative minds, intellectual brilliance, intellectual genius, intellectual prowess, intelligence, masterminds, Minecraft, Prodigy, Server, true genius

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	950
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Zombie Dances:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Animals Bred:	35
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0

Do you want to join a Minecraft server where the players are so smart, they’ve figured out how to build a working time machine using only redstone and slime blocks? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with true geniuses who will blow your mind with their insane creations.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground laboratory where players are conducting experiments to create mutant chickens that lay golden eggs. And that’s just the beginning of the wacky adventures you’ll have on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of players who have built a fully functional roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a secret society of players who have discovered a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying carpets.

So if you’re ready to experience the ultimate in Minecraft madness, come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown by the true genius of our players. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Look at my cute owl wife go! Minecraft SMP

#birdwatching, adorable, animal, bird, cute, cute animals, cute owl, cute owl video, cute pets, feathered friend, funny owl, Minecraft, Nature, OWL, owl appreciation, owl fanclub, owl gif, owl lover, owl meme, owl watching, smp, viral owl video, Wife, wildlife

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6071
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the mobs are friendly and the diamonds are plentiful! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even a little bit of romance with our resident owl wife.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our owl wife is not just any ordinary owl. She’s a master builder who can create the most jaw-dropping structures with just a flap of her wings. Plus, she’s a total fashionista with a wardrobe that would make even the most stylish Enderman jealous.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken jousting match, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden nuggets.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of owl romance. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep – they tend to get a little too excited around TNT.

ʙɪᴏʜᴀᴏs Minecraft server

BIOHAOS, ʙɪᴏʜᴀᴏs, Chaos, Clans, Cruel, Dark, Fight, INTENSE, Ip:, meteorites, Minecraft, PvP, Resources, Server, Shelters, Survival, threat, Uncertain, Underground

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	489
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

✔️Minecraft server ☣️ʙɪᴏʜᴀᴏs☣️

? The world, once filled with hope, has become dark. A biological threat called “BIOHAOS” has flooded cities and villages, causing mass panic and paralyzing all living things. People died in agony, and those who could fled from the megacities, where agony reigned all around. ❗️

? At this moment it becomes clear that in a new world where trust is crumbling, it is humanity that becomes the key to survival. Outside the spawn, darkness reigned, complete chaos.❗️

? Now you are in the world of ʙɪᴏʜᴀᴏs☣️, where people are forced to live underground, trying to protect their bases and resources from constant threats. Each shelter is guarded, and its supplies are protected by privates?. But life in underground tunnels is full of challenges, and the chances of survival are rapidly decreasing. ❗️

? Meteorites containing precious resources periodically fall from the sky. These celestial stones attract the attention of everyone from hermits to clans seeking to capture them to ensure their existence. Be prepared: the struggle for these resources is intensifying every day?️, and only those who can survive will have a chance to live in this cruel and uncertain world.?️

☣️Get ready for an exciting fight for survival!☣️

? ip: 217.106.107.192:27656 ?

217.106.107.192:27656

The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

banana, blocky, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1226
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Emeralds Found:	661
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where the pigs fly, literally! That’s right, our pigs have wings and they’ll take you on epic adventures through the skies.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn some sick moves while you’re at it.

And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the Nether where you’ll find a group of zombie pigmen who have formed a boy band. They may be undead, but they sure know how to drop a sick beat.

So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

The Mocking Minecraft SMP – Rightoids vs Leftards

ai, browse, Community, controversy, criticism, culture, DEI flops, Digital, Gaming, greenlight, internet, Leftards, magnum opus, Minecraft, mock, mocking, newfags, ONLINE, rightoids, Site, smp, trends, tyrone

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7217
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dimension Hops:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between the Rightoids and Leftards as they battle it out over who can release the most DEI flops. But wait, there’s more! Our server’s magnum opus is currently stuck on Greenlight because Tyrone and AI decided to take a poop break. Will they ever finish it? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this level of chaos anywhere else. So come on, don’t be a newfag and miss out on all the insanity!

”> Yo Jew Minecraft Server”

jew, long tail tag, Minecraft, Server, what do, yo

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7945
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5789
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Animals Bred:	44
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Divine Spears Created:	15	Votes:	6510

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice with others? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything goes!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your blocky friends. And if that’s not enough, we also have a giant roller coaster that will send you flying through the air at breakneck speeds.

But wait, there’s more! We have a petting zoo filled with creepers, zombies, and skeletons that you can tame and ride around like your own personal army of undead pets. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even challenge the server owner to a duel in the arena of doom.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!

Robbed Politicians Minecraft SMP

Corruption, crime, criminal activity, Government, government corruption, Justice, law enforcement, Minecraft, political corruption, political crime, political scandal, political theft, politicians, politicians robbed, public officials, robbed, scandal, SECURITY, smp, theft, Victims, white collar crime

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2301
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	343	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ores Mined:	2831
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, even politicians are getting robbed! That’s right, we’ve got a whole gang of bandit villagers running around stealing from the mayor and causing chaos in the town square.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising?

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we’ve got a group of rogue chickens who have learned how to wield swords and are terrorizing the countryside. It’s up to you to defeat them and restore peace to the land.

So come join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness and chaos. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world!

Simp City Minecraft Server

anti-White, cancel culture, city, controversy, discrimination, Gaming, gaming culture, internet culture, King, League players, Minecraft, Online Community, online harassment, prejudice, racism, racist, Server, simp, simp culture, simps, social justice, social media, toxic behavior, Uki

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7143
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Gods Slained:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace chaos and craziness! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players who simp for anti-White racists (yes, you read that right). Our server is so wild that even League players wouldn’t last a minute in our crazy world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!