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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 3062 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Star Shards Collected: | 82 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 124 |
Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 18 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 |
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