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LovelessCraft: Marry for XP, Care for Diamonds

baking, care, Caring, comfort, Commitment, Companionship, Cooking, diamonds, Elderly, ENGAGEMENT, Kindness, lonely, love, LovelessCraft, Marriage, Marry, Pension, relationships, retired, Safety, Teacher, Therapy, Trauma

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5984
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Villages Defended:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26

Are you tired of being lonely in Minecraft? Well, join our server and find your Paul! Our server is filled with kind and sweet players just waiting to care for you. Just like how Paul cares for our player, you’ll never feel alone again!

Don’t worry about being rich, just like Paul, our server is comfortable and cozy. With a community of players who are willing to engage and wait for you to join their adventures, you’ll feel right at home.

So come on, join our server and find your Paul today! Who knows, you might even end up getting engaged in-game! Just remember, it’s not about the diamonds, it’s about the companionship and love you’ll find on our server.

CraftyCostumeCraze

attire, Character, COSPLAY, costumes, CraftyCostumeCraze, creativity, Daily, dress up, FANTASY, funny, humor, imagination, office, Outfit, quirky, Ridiculous, Themed, themed days, Unconventional, Unique, work

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5345
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Enchantments Applied:	172
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Star Shards Collected:	258

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, craziest, and most outrageous server out there!

Join us and you’ll find yourself diving into a world where pigs fly, chickens wear sunglasses, and creepers dance the Macarena! But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and poops out diamonds!

And if you think that’s wild, just wait until you see our costume parties! Every day is a new theme, from dressing up as a potato to strutting your stuff as a disco-loving llama. So grab your pixelated party hat and join us for a week of non-stop costume madness that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off!

UkraineCraft2024

administration, Adviser, biden, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign affairs, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, leadership, Négotiation, Peacekeeping, Presidency, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, UkraineCraft2024, united states, world affairs

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	925
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Towns Built:	8

u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can help biden put ukraine in the “best position”? well, look no further cuz this server is the place for u!

come join us and help biden navigate the treacherous world of minecraft politics as he tries to make ukraine the most powerful nation in the game. who knows, maybe u’ll even get a chance to build a diamond wall around the entire country to keep out those pesky creepers.

so what r u waiting for? come join us and be a part of biden’s epic quest to make ukraine great again in minecraft!

CSS Minecraft Server: So Good or Nah?

Competitive Gaming, CSS, First Person Shooter, gameplay, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, Gaming discussion, gaming experience, gaming history, gaming opinions, gaming technology, gaming trends, gaming updates., Good, graphics, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nah, Nostalgia, online gaming, review, Server, video games

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1086
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Oh honey, this Minecraft server is better than a diamond sword enchanted with unbreaking 1000! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including a flying pig mod that lets you ride around on a bacon-powered hovercraft. And let me tell you about our custom minigames – ever wanted to play Spleef on a giant ice cream sundae? Well, now you can! Plus, our community is so friendly that even the creepers have learned to stop exploding and start giving hugs instead. So come join us, because this server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants a piece of the action!

Dumb Down English Minecraft SMP

communication skills, cultural sensitivity, dumb, educational resources, EFL, English, English language learners., esl, language accessibility, language adaptation, language assistance, language barriers, language comprehension, language development, language education, Language Instruction, language learning, language proficiency, language support, Language Teaching, Minecraft, simplifying language, smp, teaching strategies

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7584
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Void Armor Forged:	24	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27
Love Letters Sent:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there!

Join us for epic adventures, insane pranks, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid llamas. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of sentient potatoes who have a secret plan to take over the world one block at a time.

But don’t worry, we also have a team of ninja chickens who are dedicated to keeping the peace and ensuring that everyone has a good time. So come on down to our server and join in on the madness – just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen!

UnseenBeautiesMC SMP

Animal Behavior, animal kingdom, animal lovers, animal stereotypes, Animals, beauty, Creatures, Exotic animals, misunderstood, misunderstood animals, misunderstood creatures, Nature, negative reputation, Perception, smp, stigma, unappreciated, underrated beauty, UnseenBeautiesMC, wildlife, wildlife conservation, wildlife photography

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	617
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mines Excavated:	3225	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to experience wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as crazy as they come. From building giant statues of chickens to organizing epic pig races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the pranks – we’ve had players turn entire villages into giant mazes just for fun!

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP is because of the animals. Forget about the usual cows and sheep – on our server, we have a whole zoo of exotic creatures roaming around. Ever seen a pink llama with a top hat? How about a panda riding a horse? Yeah, we didn’t think so.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft!

EdgeWorld Selfies

conspiracy theories, Edge of the world, EdgeWorld, flat earth, flat earth believers, flat earth believers society, flat earth community, flat earth conspiracy, flat earth debate, flat earth debunked, flat earth documentary, flat earth evidence, flat earth experiment, flat earth myth, flat earth proof, flat earth research, flat earth society, flat earth theory, flat earth truth, pseudoscience, selfies

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8459
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Are you tired of living in a world where people think the Earth is flat? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a realm where the Earth is as round as a juicy watermelon! Our server is the perfect place for all you globe-believers out there who want to explore a world that actually makes sense.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can embark on epic quests to find the elusive edge of the world. Will you discover the truth about the Earth’s shape, or will you fall off the edge and into the abyss? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret society of penguin warriors who are hell-bent on protecting the Earth’s roundness at all costs. Join forces with these feathery fighters and take on the Flat Earthers in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prove once and for all that the Earth is round, just like a delicious pizza!

Blocky Baby Boom: No Abortions

abortion, Abortion bans, abortions, baby, blocky, boom, Family Planning, healthcare access, healthcare legislation, healthcare policy, maternal health, public health, reproductive healthcare, reproductive rights, state laws, sterilization, sterilization procedures, unintended pregnancies, women’s autonomy, Women’s Health, women’s reproductive rights, women’s rights advocacy, womens healthcare, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4668
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25

come join dis epic minecraft server where we dont ban abortions but we do ban boring gameplay! u can build ur own abortion clinic and perform virtual sterilizations on all da creepers and zombies! trust me, dey wont be coming back for round 2.

we got crazy mods like the “sterilization wand” and the “abortion potion” to help u in ur quest for population control. plus, if u join now, u get a free virtual vasectomy for ur character!

so come on down to our server where da only thing getting banned is boring gameplay!

SoulPvP

#exciting, Community, competitive, Ffa, Fun, Gaming, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minecraft, multiplayer, Network, ONLINE, PvP, Rewards, Server, SoulPvP, Voting

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8482
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	48	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Vote for Us and Win Exciting Rewards! SoulPvP is a Network Consisting 2 gamemodes Lifesteal and FFA!

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Blocky Trump’s Dick Minecraft Server

allegations, blocky, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, dick, fake news, gossip, Inappropriate Behavior, Laura Loomer, Media, Milo Yiannopoulos, Minecraft, News, Political, REPUBLICAN, scandal, Server, sexual misconduct, social media, speculation, tabloid, trending, trump, Trumps, viral

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6537
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Secret Passages Found:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous server out there!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through a magical portal to a land filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and diamond-encrusted chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to build entire cities in a single click.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Milo Younopollis himself! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime!