Hyaluronic Acid Minecraft Servers

Hyaluronic Acid Minecraft Servers

  • CeramicCockCraft Minecraft SMP

    CeramicCockCraft Minecraft SMP
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 93/600 Votes: 8174
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Zombie Dances: 9
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where even our players’ skincare routines are top-notch! Join us for a server filled with smooth, hydrated players ready to take on any challenge. Need a moisturized companion to help you fight off creepers? Look no further, we’ve got you covered. Our players swear by their skincare routines, claiming it gives them an extra layer of protection in PvP battles. So come join us and see for yourself – who knew that a little Ceramides and hyaluronic acid could make such a difference in the world of Minecraft?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • Minecraft SMP: TheDepressingCrafters

    Minecraft SMP: TheDepressingCrafters
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 102/400 Votes: 7198
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 383881 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Emeralds Found: 8998
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Divine Spears Created: 16
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of feeling like a lonely pixel in a vast Minecraft world? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about feeling unloved again! Our two resident AIs, Bob and Steve, are here to shower you with love and attention 24/7. They’ll even build you a virtual cake if you ask nicely!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions. Join us and you could be the next in line to wear the coveted Chicken Crown and rule over all the feathered creatures in the land.

    If you’re still not convinced, just know that our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come on over and join us for a truly unique and wacky Minecraft experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • ParentalDisobedience Minecraft Server

    ParentalDisobedience Minecraft Server
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 9815
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6532 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 16
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 56 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being pressured to follow a boring career path? Want to escape the judgmental eyes of your family and teachers? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can live out your wildest dreams without anyone telling you what to do!

    Join us and create your own military base, where you can train to be a fearless soldier without anyone questioning your choices. No more awkward family dinners or disappointing looks from your sister – on our server, you’re the hero of your own story!

    Forget about math and engineering – on our server, the only numbers you need to worry about are your kill count and XP level. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show everyone that you’re not just a gamer, you’re a warrior in the making!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • PeanutButterCraft

    PeanutButterCraft
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 96/800 Votes: 1958
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 20 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 47 Divine Spears Created: 26
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Potions Brewed: 46

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a server where bratty behavior is not tolerated? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of entitlement and tantrums, just like Penelope!

    We promise outrageous drama like never before – from throwing phones to demanding sushi from a pizza place, our server is the place to be for all the chaos. And don’t worry, we have plenty of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for those who can’t make up their minds!

    Join now and experience the thrill of serving dinner to ungrateful guests who cry over pizza. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Come on in and see if you can handle the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • LostLoveGoneSMP – Coping with Creeper Explosions

    LostLoveGoneSMP – Coping with Creeper Explosions
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 93/800 Votes: 972
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15 Demon Skulls Collected: 34
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 188 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 48

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, feeling like you’ve lost someone special in the process? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a support group for all those who have lost precious ores and valuable items in tragic mining accidents. Join us as we come together to mourn our losses and find strength in numbers to conquer the caves once again!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ghost of Herobrine haunts our server, stealing items and causing chaos wherever he goes. Will you be brave enough to face him and reclaim what is rightfully yours? Join now and embark on a quest to banish Herobrine once and for all, all while making new friends and building epic structures along the way.

    So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and see where the adventure takes you. Who knows, you might just find that the losses you’ve suffered in the past were just stepping stones to an even greater treasure-filled future!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • BlockyBunk: Where Creepers Are Actually Friendly

    BlockyBunk: Where Creepers Are Actually Friendly
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 96/100 Votes: 9489
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 34 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 50 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember when your mom told you that eating watermelon seeds would make a watermelon grow in your stomach? Well, she was wrong about that, just like she was wrong about this Minecraft server being just like any other server out there.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build your own castle made entirely of diamond blocks and watch as it gets attacked by a herd of zombie llamas.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and guarded by a giant talking potato. And if you manage to defeat the potato, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn that can fly you to the edge of the Minecraft world and back.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • TrashCraft: Self-Destructing Fun!

    TrashCraft: Self-Destructing Fun!
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 103/200 Votes: 2058
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 8855
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 21

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a whole new world of FUN and MADNESS. like, we got this new ‘living plastic’ that self-destructs once it’s thrown away, how INSANE is that? imagine building a house out of this stuff and then BOOM it explodes when u try to get rid of it. it’s like a real-life action movie in minecraft, except u get to respawn and do it all over again. join now for the wildest ride of ur life, u won’t regret it (maybe).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • PiCraft: String Theory Goof

    PiCraft: String Theory Goof
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 102/200 Votes: 5499
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Chimeras Created: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 46 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL THIS SERVER IS SO WACKY, YOU WON’T BELIEVE IT! SO BASICALLY, A BUNCH OF STRING THEORISTS WERE MESSING AROUND AND ACCIDENTALLY DISCOVERED A NEW FORMULA FOR PI. LIKE WHAT EVEN?! SO NOW, THEY DECIDED TO CREATE A MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WHY NOT, RIGHT?

    JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE EVER! WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY, DIAMONDS THAT TALK, AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO GANGNAM STYLE.

    ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN IN DISGUISE? YEAH, IT’S TRUE. SO COME ON AND JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC LOLZ AND MIND-BLOWING FUN!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • Seraph’s Not-So-Serene Safari! No Square Brackets Allowed, OK? 1.21 Vanilla+ Java Fabric 16+

    Seraph’s Not-So-Serene Safari! No Square Brackets Allowed, OK? 1.21 Vanilla+ Java Fabric 16+
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 92/600 Votes: 3943
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Votes: 5689
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 470
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Villages Defended: 20
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Haunted Chests Opened: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Seraph’s Wild <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/flavor/project-cars-career-mode-part-1/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Seraph’s Wild Minecraft Server

    Overview

    Join Seraph’s Wild, a semi-vanilla, community-based server for a mature audience. Events are held regularly, rules are strictly enforced, and quality of life enhancements are included in the game!

    Apply to join

    You can apply to join our server by joining our discord and applying, it’s simple! Discord: https://discord.gg/zSWE5uwht3

    Features

    Feature Description
    World Map Click here
    Proximity Chat/Voice Chat Communicate with other players in-game
    Discord to Minecraft Chat Integration between Discord and Minecraft chat
    Small community Close-knit group of players
    Active staff Helpful moderators and administrators
    Commitment to vanilla Staying true to the vanilla Minecraft experience
    Enforced Rules Strict enforcement of server rules
    No land claiming Rollback griefing prevention
    Minimal Lag Optimized server performance
    Custom Advancements Additional challenges for players

    FAQ

    How can I join Seraph’s Wild Minecraft Server?

    To join, simply join our Discord server and follow the application process.

    What are the server rules?

    The rules are strictly enforced and can be found in the Discord server or in-game.

    Is griefing allowed on the server?

    No, griefing is not allowed. The server has measures in place to prevent and rollback griefing incidents.

    Are there regular events on the server?

    Yes, events are held regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

    Can I use mods or cheats on the server?

    No, the server is semi-vanilla and requires players to adhere to the vanilla gameplay experience.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • Pass2Craft Minecraft Server

    Pass2Craft Minecraft Server
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 93/100 Votes: 956
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 45 Buildings Constructed: 42
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 Titanic Battles Fought: 14
    Star Shards Collected: 77 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic, most legendary, most mind-blowing server in the entire universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who will teach you their ancient martial arts skills. So what are you waiting for? Buy a pass and join the fun, goyim!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • JobHunterMinecraftSMP

    JobHunterMinecraftSMP
    🔥🔥🔥
    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 9417
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 6516
    Epic Quests Completed: 18 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Runes Activated: 6 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Demon Skulls Collected: 47 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 24 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where joining is as difficult as getting a job that pays two whole dollars more than minimum wage! We’re not just looking for any old player, oh no. You’ll have to go through five rounds of interviews, including a parkour challenge, a sheep herding competition, and a debate on the best block in the game.

    But why would you want to join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our server was attacked by a horde of zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens. The only way to defeat them was to build a giant statue of a potato and sacrifice a stack of diamonds to the Minecraft gods. And you know who saved the day? One of our players, who just happened to be wearing a chicken suit at the time.

    So if you want to be part of epic battles, crazy challenges, and ridiculous shenanigans, then come join our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP