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AthleticCraft

Aesthetics, athletes, AthleticCraft, athleticism, attractiveness, beauty, best looking, Competition, FITNESS, health, physical agility, physical appearance, physical attractiveness, physical endurance, Physical fitness, physical performance, physical prowess, physical strength, Sport, sports, Sportsmanship

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5771
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	164	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	2033
Magic Items Found:	8005	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4

Forget about basketball players and football stars, the real MVPs are on our Minecraft server! Our players have the most chiseled blocky bodies you’ve ever seen, with abs so sharp they could mine diamonds. Join our server and witness the ultimate showdown of athleticism as our players sprint, jump, and build their way to victory. Who needs the Olympics when you can watch our players compete in epic parkour races and intense PvP battles? So if you want to see some truly beautiful athletes in action, come join our server and prepare to be amazed!

BlockyMonetize Minecraft Server

ad revenue, adsense, Advertising Platform, BlockyMonetize, Digital Marketing, GOOGLE, google services, Impact, internet, Minecraft, monetization, online advertising, online business, online content, online monetization, policy change, Publisher Network, Publishers, Revenue, russia, Server, Shut down, Website

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6282
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	109
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where google adsense shuts down in russia? well u in luck cuz that’s exactly what happens on our server! join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever. no more ads means no more distractions, just pure minecraft madness. plus, u never know what other crazy events will happen next. maybe the cows start flying or the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine. anything is possible on our server. so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and see what wacky adventures await u!

UkraineCraft: 28 Towns Evacuated!

Civilian, Conflict, Crisis, displacement, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, evacuated, evacuation, Evacuees, Government, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, Invasion, Military, Politics, Refugees, russia, SECURITY, Towns, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7272
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and ukraine are battling it out for control of 28 towns! you can be a part of the action and help decide the fate of these virtual towns!

imagine being a russian soldier trying to evacuate 180,000 virtual citizens while ukrainian players are trying to take over the towns! it’s chaos and madness but so much fun!

join now for a chance to be a hero or a villain in this crazy virtual warzone! who will come out on top? find out on our server!

CarbCraze EnduroCraft

CarbCraze, EnduroCraft

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9724
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

HEY U, YEA U! WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WE GOT INTENSIVE SHORT-TERM NIGHT-TIME CARBOHYDRATE RESTRICTION AND EXERCISE BEFORE BREAKFAST! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! WE GONNA ALTER ENERGY METABOLISM AND PROMOTE ENDURANCE LIKE NEVER BEFORE! U AIN’T NEVER SEEN NOTHIN’ LIKE DIS! SO COME ON AND JOIN DA FUN, WE GONNA MAKE UR MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE WILD AND WACKY! LET’S GET LIT!

GrateHost Demo

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1612
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Crops Grown:	5894
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Enchantments Applied:	128	Royal Courts Attended:	0

This server showcases GrateHost’s hosting capabilities and is designed to handle up to 400 players simultaneously. It operates as a survival server with an expected uptime of 99.9%, running indefinitely unless changes in management or unforeseen circumstances arise. Feel free to use this server like a regular survival SMP, invite friends and enjoy the gameplay together. As the server has the ability to hold 400 players at any given time this allows you in theory invite a small town and play at the same time or to use this server as is for LAN parties if you wish.

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CraftLies

Anarchy, borders, Casino World, cheat-free, Clan, Competition, competitive, CraftLies, Cross-Play, End World, Events, Fun, Item World, MCMMO, Minecraft, Nether world, Netherite scrap, PvP, Raiding, Server, Special items, strategic battles, Survival, Tournaments, unique gaming experience, Vanilla

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2100
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dimension Hops:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Our server offers a completely cheat-free anarchy environment. You can join forces with your friends by establishing your own clan and participate in strategic battles. While the borders of our world expand from -5000 to 5000, the Nether world is limited from -2000 to 2000. There is no Netherite scrap in the Nether world, which increases the difficulty of the game.

We have an Item World where you can buy special items. You can also try your luck in the Casino World and multiply your items. Enjoy the competition with the last remaining events and tournaments held regularly.

The End world is intentionally closed and will not be opened. This helps our server to offer a different and unique gaming experience.

If you’re looking for a competitive and fun Minecraft experience, you’ve come to the right place!

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GayJewCraft Server: Breaking News – Doxing Groypers!

Alt-Right, BREAKING, breaking news, cancel culture, controversy, cyberbullying, DOXING, ethics in journalism, far right, free speech, GayJewCraft, Groypers, internet drama, jew, Jewish community, LGBTQ, literal gay, milo yiainopolous, News, online harassment, online safety, political commentator, Server, social media

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9619
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than the literal gay jew Milo Yiainopolous! He’s here to dox groypers because they dox other people too or something, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join our server for a wild ride of chaos, controversy, and crafting. Plus, where else can you say you’ve played Minecraft with Milo Yiainopolous? Join now for a truly unique gaming experience!

“SoulfulSMP” – Minecraft SMP

banned from /v/, banned users, controversial opinions, critical reviews, dark souls iii, Gaming Community, gaming culture, human filth, Minecraft, negative experiences, online forums, Personal preferences, remotely praises, smp, SoulfulSMP, strong opinions, subhuman, subjective opinions, toxic fandom, Unironically, video games, worst games

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7876
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5217
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Are you tired of being banned from online forums for speaking your mind? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you can unleash your inner chaos without fear of being judged? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the rebels, troublemakers, and meme lords out there!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build ridiculous structures that defy all laws of physics, and embark on quests that will leave you questioning your sanity. Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom that grants you the power to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your inner troll run wild. Just remember, if you don’t like it, you’re probably just a boring, normal human being.

BoyfriendNightmareUltimatum

#announcement, anxiety, avoidance, Boundaries, BoyfriendNightmareUltimatum, Communication, compromise, Conflict, decision, facebook, family, miscarriage, mother-in-law, Nightmare, parenting, Pregnancy, relationship, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Support, Ultimatum

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3629
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your mother-in-law? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of block-building fun and adventure!

We promise that our server is a safe space where you can escape from the craziness of real life. No overbearing mother-in-laws allowed! Plus, our community is filled with supportive players who will have your back, no matter what ultimatums you give your partner.

So come join us and build your dream world without any interference from meddling family members. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some new friends who understand the struggle of dealing with in-laws from hell.

PartnerLoveMinecraftSMP

Affection, attraction, Bond, charming, Connection, endearing, Favorite, habits, idiosyncrasies, love, odd, partner, PartnerLoveMinecraftSMP, peculiar, Qualities, QUIRKS, relationship, Special, Traits, Unique, UNUSUAL

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5438
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Zombie Dances:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
Animals Bred:	121	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Void Gems Collected:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mines Excavated:	3305	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. From building giant statues of llamas to battling a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join? Our players have the most unusual tastes in partners. We’ve got a guy who’s in love with his pet chicken, a girl who’s obsessed with her talking parrot, and even a player who’s dating a block of dirt! So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, come join us and see just how weird things can get. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!