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| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 5110 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 10 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
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