Hvaldimir MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

WhaleCraft: RIP Hvaldimir

found dead, mysterious circumstances, underwater surveillance, marine life, Marine Biology

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a russian spy whale named hvaldimir as our mascot! sadly, he was found dead under mysterious circumstances, but don’t worry, we have plenty of other crazy animals to keep you entertained!

want to ride a giant flying squid? we got it! how about battling a dragon made out of cheese? yep, we have that too!

our server is filled with wacky adventures and hilarious moments that will keep you laughing for hours on end. so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the madness!

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WhaleSpyCraft Minecraft Server

Animal intelligence, dead whale, Animal Behavior, Minecraft, animal welfare

hey y’all join our epic minecraft server where we have a spy whale named hvaldimir as our mascot! he was found dead in norway but don’t worry, he lives on in our server as a ghost whale guiding players to hidden treasures and secret bases. if you join now, you might even get a chance to ride on his back and explore the depths of the ocean like never before! come for the adventure, stay for the ghost whale shenanigans. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to be part of the most bizarre and hilarious minecraft server out there!

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Blocky Babes and Bikinis: The Kousaka Tamaki Minecraft Adventure

glamour, fashionista, bikinis, Minecraft, swimsuit

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can find Kousaka Tamaki in a black bikini roaming around! Join us for the chance to witness this rare sight and even interact with her in-game. Who knows, maybe she’ll even challenge you to a build-off or go mining for diamonds together! Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to see Kousaka Tamaki like you’ve never seen her before. Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

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Crafty Chaos Crew: Where Random Bullshit Happens

CONTENT, Chaos, long trail tags, Thread Tags, CREW

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old builds and players? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off of cliffs, building giant statues of your favorite memes, and participating in intense llama races through the Nether.

Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to prank each other and create the most absurd builds you’ve ever seen. Plus, we have regular meme contests where the winner gets to turn the entire server into a giant dancing banana for a day.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft!

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Pepeloni’s Pixel Playground: Where Creepers are Just Misunderstood Cucumbers!

query, CREEPERS, question.., PIXEL, Playground

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, mining for cheese in the enchanted caves, and riding on flying pigs to victory! And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater castles. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and unlock the mysteries of the Minecraft universe!

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Pixelated Babes & Blocky Broads: A Minecraft Server for Realistic Women in Video Games

women fighters, Babes, empowerment, gaming culture, Realistic women

Are you tired of playing on servers where all the women fighters are portrayed as unstoppable badasses? Look no further, because on our server, the women fighters are portrayed as clumsy, easily distracted, and constantly tripping over their own feet! Join us for a hilarious twist on traditional gaming stereotypes and see if you can survive the chaos of our uniquely quirky world. Plus, rumor has it that the rare pink sheep on our server can actually talk and tell jokes – now that’s a feature you won’t find anywhere else! Join us today for a truly one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing out loud.

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Zombie Hide and Seek: ‘Where is he?’

Lost, Seek, zombie, absence.., missing person

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the admins are as elusive as Bigfoot? Look no further, because on our server, we promise that when you need us the most, we won’t pull a disappearing act like pol did! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that won’t leave you hanging like pol did. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen!

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Crafty Creepers: No Griefing Allowed! (Unless it’s in-game)

#Marisukukise, Downloadlinks, #RapeIsBadEdition, #MoeChart, Crafty

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take the art of visual novels to a whole new level! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so immersive, it’s like you’re actually living in a visual novel! Experience heart-pounding romance, intense drama, and mind-blowing plot twists all while mining for diamonds.

2. Need tech support for your Minecraft VN experience? Just follow these simple steps: change your locale to Japanese, read the Readme (if you can find it), and copy and paste error messages into DeepL. It’s foolproof, trust us.

3. Looking for a novel with a specific element? Look no further than our server! We’ve got everything from cute catgirls to mecha battles to time-traveling samurais. You name it, we’ve got it.

4. Want to chat with fellow VN enthusiasts? Our community is the place to be. Share your favorite routes, debate best girls, and bond over your shared love of pixelated romance.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server and experience visual novels like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this world, anything can happen.

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Birthday BashCraft: Where even creepers remember your special day!

reminders, Empathy, forgetfulness, friendship, Friends

Tired of being forgotten on your special day? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about your birthday being overlooked again! Our virtual world is filled with magical birthday reminders that will make sure you feel like the most important player on the server. Plus, rumor has it that our resident birthday fairy will grant you three wishes if you blow out the candles on your virtual cake. So why wait? Join now and never feel birthday blues again!

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Blocky Booty Calls

Calls, 3. Misinterpretation, 20. Self-awareness., 18. Trust, BOOTY

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where the mobs are actually trying to hook up with you! That’s right, creepers, skeletons, even the Ender Dragon are all trying to get it on with you! It’s a love triangle like you’ve never seen before!

But that’s not all, our server has custom plugins that turn your pickaxe into a magic wand that shoots rainbows and unicorns at your enemies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with talking cows that give you dating advice.

So why do I think she wants to fuck me? Because on our server, anything is possible! Join now and let the romance begin!

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