Terrashift Minecraft Server
Terrashift is a cool vanilla Minecraft server where everyone works together and hangs out. It’s a friendly place with lots of smart people who know a lot about the game. Whether you like making big redstone stuff or just chilling in a cozy hut, this server is perfect for you. Come join the fun!
terrashift.net
đŸđ JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SMP FOR THE LOVE OF CHICKEN NUGGETS! đđ„
Okay, dudes, listen up! Ever wondered what caused the downfall of Pizza Hut? Well, lemme tell ya, it involves space aliens, the lost city of Atlantis, and a secret pizza sauce recipe that could literally end the world! Buuut, thatâs not why you wanna join this Minecraft SMP ’cause Pizza Hut is totally a front for the Illuminati, but thatâs another story. Letâs dive into why YOU should slay some blocks with us!
First off, we have THE MOST POWERFUL CREEPERS IN THE UNIVERSE! These bad boys explode so hard, they might just open a black hole and suck you in like, whoosh! One time, Jimmy tried to mine a tree and instead got obliterated into nonexistence. Last we heard, heâs hanging out with a llama in another dimension. đđ
And guess what?! We have biomes that literally change every day, like, one moment youâre chillinâ in a normal forest and the next? BAM! Youâre in a burning wasteland where all the trees are made of gummy bears!!! đđ± If you think you can survive a gummy bear apocalypse, well, youâre only half right.
Oh, and letâs not forget our legendary server moderators! They are actually robots that were sent from the future to prevent a pizza dystopia. Rumor has it theyâre programmed to only speak in spaghetti puns and will give you a free iron pickaxe if you tell them to âpasta la vista, baby!â đđ€
Letâs talk about the unique special events tooâlike âBuild a house with your eyes closedâ competition! We had Chad last week build a waffle house and mistaken it for a defense against the Ender Dragon. Spoiler: It didnât work. đ°đ But we got waffles, soooo thatâs dough-tally awesome!
Oh, and you won’t believe this, but weâve got a cow that can MOOVEMEANT (see what I did there?) to other realms! Itâs like the inter-dimensional Uber of cows. You hop on it and boom! Youâre in a realm of singing piglets. Theyâll serenade you while you mine diamonds. đđ·âš
Now do you really want to miss out on this wacky ride? You donât just join an SMP, youâre joining an experienceâa lifestyle! Youâll get to craft the most ridiculous builds, tell the dumbest stories, and maybe even discover the truth about why Pizza Hut fell. (Spoiler: itâs because they ran out of pineapple for the pizzas.) đđ
So grab your cursed pickaxe, put on your teacherâs hat (the one with the funky drawing of a carrot dancing), and hop on board! Adventure awaits, and who knows, maybe youâll uncover the secret Pizza Hut ruined everything and find out how to save the world from another pineapple pizza disaster! đđ
Join us NOW, or your dog will have to wear a tutu FOREVER. đ¶ tutu styles, bruh!
Ever wondered if reality is just a pizza slice spinning in a void of noodles? Well, you’ve stumbled upon the greatest Minecraft server, or maybe the worst! Join The Pizza Hut Dimension, where pizza has feelings and blocks can scream! Forget logic, and embrace the swirling vortex of madness wrapped in pixelated blocks! Come in, or you’ll be haunted by the dreams of unmade pizzas forever!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Multiverse of Pizzas | Swim in pepperoni oceans and climb mountains of cheese! But never touch the crust; it bites back! |
| Forever Day/Night Cycle | Itâs day forever, unless itâs night! But donât look at the sun; it knows your secrets. |
| Invisible Blocks | Walk on air! Or is it air? You won’t know until you fall. Spoiler: Falling is the best part. |
| Chat with NPCs | Our Non-Playable Characters engage in existential crises! They may or may not reference your deepest fears… |
| Secret Language | Type any word, and it will be misconstrued! Good luck communicating! Green grapes are the true leaders! |
Q: How do I join the server? A: Simple! Just shout the name of your favorite sandwich three times while standing on one leg. But what if the sandwich is a lie? Then consider yourself banned from reality!
Q: Is there a community? A: Communities are illusions! We all exist as a singular entity dreaming of pizza; doesnât that make you question your own existence? Everyone is a ghost of the server!
Q: Are there rules? A: Rules? What rules? The only rule is that RULES ARE FOR DUMMIES! Follow them blindly, or they may follow you!
âhow do i tell the muslim girl working the register in this pizza hut I'm in that she has really pretty eyesâ
âIs it weird that I can taste sound when the stars align in the refrigerator?â
âFloors are just ceilings we canât see yet due to our pizza addiction.â
| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| Nations SMP | A server with lore, nations, a timeline, and more! |
| Customization | Players can be solo or part of a nation, with treecapitator and nations data pack for customization. |
| Join us on Discord | https://discord.gg/BemDRHBU |
Cabbage SMP is a nations SMP server with lore, nations, a timeline, and customization options such as treecapitator and nations data pack.
You can join us on Discord at https://discord.gg/BemDRHBU
You can play as a solo player living in a humble abode or hut, or you can be a king of a nation where you rule the server.
We have treecapitator and a nations data pack so you can customize your experience on the server.
We look forward to welcoming you to Cabbage SMP and hope you enjoy your time on the server!
