Terrashift Minecraft Server
Terrashift is a cool vanilla Minecraft server where everyone works together and hangs out. It’s a friendly place with lots of smart people who know a lot about the game. Whether you like making big redstone stuff or just chilling in a cozy hut, this server is perfect for you. Come join the fun!
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👾🚀 JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SMP FOR THE LOVE OF CHICKEN NUGGETS! 🍕💥
Okay, dudes, listen up! Ever wondered what caused the downfall of Pizza Hut? Well, lemme tell ya, it involves space aliens, the lost city of Atlantis, and a secret pizza sauce recipe that could literally end the world! Buuut, that’s not why you wanna join this Minecraft SMP ’cause Pizza Hut is totally a front for the Illuminati, but that’s another story. Let’s dive into why YOU should slay some blocks with us!
First off, we have THE MOST POWERFUL CREEPERS IN THE UNIVERSE! These bad boys explode so hard, they might just open a black hole and suck you in like, whoosh! One time, Jimmy tried to mine a tree and instead got obliterated into nonexistence. Last we heard, he’s hanging out with a llama in another dimension. 😂🌌
And guess what?! We have biomes that literally change every day, like, one moment you’re chillin’ in a normal forest and the next? BAM! You’re in a burning wasteland where all the trees are made of gummy bears!!! 🍭😱 If you think you can survive a gummy bear apocalypse, well, you’re only half right.
Oh, and let’s not forget our legendary server moderators! They are actually robots that were sent from the future to prevent a pizza dystopia. Rumor has it they’re programmed to only speak in spaghetti puns and will give you a free iron pickaxe if you tell them to “pasta la vista, baby!” 🍝🤖
Let’s talk about the unique special events too—like “Build a house with your eyes closed” competition! We had Chad last week build a waffle house and mistaken it for a defense against the Ender Dragon. Spoiler: It didn’t work. 🏰💔 But we got waffles, soooo that’s dough-tally awesome!
Oh, and you won’t believe this, but we’ve got a cow that can MOOVEMEANT (see what I did there?) to other realms! It’s like the inter-dimensional Uber of cows. You hop on it and boom! You’re in a realm of singing piglets. They’ll serenade you while you mine diamonds. 💎🐷✨
Now do you really want to miss out on this wacky ride? You don’t just join an SMP, you’re joining an experience—a lifestyle! You’ll get to craft the most ridiculous builds, tell the dumbest stories, and maybe even discover the truth about why Pizza Hut fell. (Spoiler: it’s because they ran out of pineapple for the pizzas.) 🍍😅
So grab your cursed pickaxe, put on your teacher’s hat (the one with the funky drawing of a carrot dancing), and hop on board! Adventure awaits, and who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the secret Pizza Hut ruined everything and find out how to save the world from another pineapple pizza disaster! 🌍🍕
Join us NOW, or your dog will have to wear a tutu FOREVER. 🐶 tutu styles, bruh!
Ever wondered if reality is just a pizza slice spinning in a void of noodles? Well, you’ve stumbled upon the greatest Minecraft server, or maybe the worst! Join The Pizza Hut Dimension, where pizza has feelings and blocks can scream! Forget logic, and embrace the swirling vortex of madness wrapped in pixelated blocks! Come in, or you’ll be haunted by the dreams of unmade pizzas forever!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Multiverse of Pizzas | Swim in pepperoni oceans and climb mountains of cheese! But never touch the crust; it bites back! |
| Forever Day/Night Cycle | It’s day forever, unless it’s night! But don’t look at the sun; it knows your secrets. |
| Invisible Blocks | Walk on air! Or is it air? You won’t know until you fall. Spoiler: Falling is the best part. |
| Chat with NPCs | Our Non-Playable Characters engage in existential crises! They may or may not reference your deepest fears… |
| Secret Language | Type any word, and it will be misconstrued! Good luck communicating! Green grapes are the true leaders! |
Q: How do I join the server? A: Simple! Just shout the name of your favorite sandwich three times while standing on one leg. But what if the sandwich is a lie? Then consider yourself banned from reality!
Q: Is there a community? A: Communities are illusions! We all exist as a singular entity dreaming of pizza; doesn’t that make you question your own existence? Everyone is a ghost of the server!
Q: Are there rules? A: Rules? What rules? The only rule is that RULES ARE FOR DUMMIES! Follow them blindly, or they may follow you!
“how do i tell the muslim girl working the register in this pizza hut I'm in that she has really pretty eyes”
“Is it weird that I can taste sound when the stars align in the refrigerator?”
“Floors are just ceilings we can’t see yet due to our pizza addiction.”
| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| Nations SMP | A server with lore, nations, a timeline, and more! |
| Customization | Players can be solo or part of a nation, with treecapitator and nations data pack for customization. |
| Join us on Discord | https://discord.gg/BemDRHBU |
Cabbage SMP is a nations SMP server with lore, nations, a timeline, and customization options such as treecapitator and nations data pack.
You can join us on Discord at https://discord.gg/BemDRHBU
You can play as a solo player living in a humble abode or hut, or you can be a king of a nation where you rule the server.
We have treecapitator and a nations data pack so you can customize your experience on the server.
We look forward to welcoming you to Cabbage SMP and hope you enjoy your time on the server!
• Server IP: mc.thehuts.uk• We are running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5• Modpack: The Pixelmon Modpack (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack)
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Why should you join? Well, for starters, our #1 Crime Boss Rockay City streamer, Kirsche, is here to lead the way. He may have been banned from Offkai for his unique hobbies (like breaking sex toys from overuse), but that just makes him even more interesting to play with.
Plus, on this server, we have a special affinity for ketchup, himbos, and the Razer Naga. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Kirsche’s wild adventures on his Twitch and YouTube channels.
So come on over and join the madness – just watch out for those sneaky foxes!
| IP | s.froobworld.com |
|---|---|
| Discord | https://discord.gg/mMu7xaX |
| Website | https://froobworld.com/ |
| Dynmap | https://map.froobworld.com/ |
FroobWorld is a small survival server that’s been going since 2011. If you enjoy the old-school style of SMP, you will probably enjoy our server.
Our rules are pretty standard. Essentially – no griefing; no stealing; and no cheating. We keep the chat at PG-13 levels.
Some features of FroobWorld:
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I grief other players’ builds? | No, griefing is strictly prohibited on our server. |
| Are there any limits to land claiming? | Within reason, there is no limit to the size of land you can claim. |
| Do you accept donations or offer prizes for votes? | No, we do not accept donations or offer prizes in exchange for votes. |
Join us for a wild ride where we embrace the world’s most popular GPU in our desktops without a care in the world. Say goodbye to boring servers that follow the rules – here, we make our own rules and have a blast doing it.
So come on, join us and let’s show those open source freetards what real Minecraft fun looks like. Who needs proprietary drivers when you have a crazy SMP like ours to play on? Let’s take over the Minecraft world together and leave the Linux desktop in the dust!
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and elusive that only the bravest of players have ever laid eyes on it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to defeat the Ender Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to claim this incredible prize?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party that pops up randomly throughout the server. Dance the night away with your fellow players to the sweet sounds of Minecraft music discs, and maybe even uncover some hidden treasures while you’re at it.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a whole new world of wacky adventures and ridiculous shenanigans. Just remember, on our server, the only language we speak is emoji!
Join us for a wild ride filled with weed, sex, partying, and buying Jordans – because who needs real responsibilities when you can escape to our server? It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and build epic creations.
Come see for yourself how our players, regardless of race, have been thriving in this virtual world for years, completely unfazed by the chaos of the real world. So why wait? Join our server now and let the good times roll!
But that’s not all – we have an exclusive BNWO Dictionary to help you navigate our crazy world, and a Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program that will leave you questioning reality. And don’t even get us started on our PMV Torrent – it’s a wild ride, let me tell you.
Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because things tend to get a little…weird around here.
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the back of a flying llama while battling a horde of evil chickens. Explore our custom-built world where the trees are made of diamonds and the rivers flow with lava.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you be able to defeat him and claim his golden egg of ultimate power?
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover the secret underground lair of the elusive Potato Wizard!
Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter as we embark on quests to find the rarest items and battle the most ferocious mobs. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone and command blocks?
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon waiting to be tamed. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary portal to the Nether, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to survive.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft SMP in existence!
SuperHorrorBro is a popular horror gaming YouTuber known for his entertaining playthroughs, reviews, and commentary on various horror games. With a passion for all things spooky and creepy, he has amassed a loyal following of fans who appreciate his witty humor and genuine love for the horror genre.
What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!
Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!
We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.
⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!
⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!
⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.
⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!
⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!
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Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the cows speak in Shakespearean sonnets and the zombies have a killer dance routine. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you ROFLing all day long.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to control the weather and summon a herd of rainbow-colored sheep.
So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. It’s gonna be a wild ride, kek!