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  • Listen here, kid Minecraft SMP

    Listen here, kid Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 109/600 Votes: 444
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 30
    Dimension Hops: 7 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Magic Items Found: 8652 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 101 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft…the legendary Butt-Dragon! Yes, you heard me right. This majestic beast roams our lands, leaving a trail of sparkly rainbow poop in its wake.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this – two players, armed with nothing but rubber chickens and explosive pickles, facing off in a battle to the death. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

    And let’s not forget about our exclusive VIP lounge, where players can relax and unwind in a hot tub filled with melted cheese. Yes, you read that correctly. Melted. Cheese.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest, most butt-tastic adventure of your life! Remember, in this business, you either shit or fart. Choose wisely.

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  • Edamame’s Musical Chairs Minecraft Server

    Edamame’s Musical Chairs Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/400 Votes: 479
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 4119
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Star Shards Collected: 114
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surviving is just the beginning! Join us as you navigate through a world where you’ve been replaced by strawhut villagers and treated like a mere “human resource”. But fear not, because the prizes for winning in this rat race are truly out of this world!

    Picture this: you can choose to either burn to your death, fall to your demise, or for those feeling extra adventurous, why not set yourself on fire first and then take the plunge? The possibilities are endless!

    But wait, there’s more! As you fight to stay alive in this cutthroat world, remember that they feast on your hopes and dreams, chewing you up and spitting you out as bones. It’s not fate that took us all by storm, it’s just the turn of a card in this twisted game of survival.

    So come on, join us on this insane Minecraft server where slavery never ended, it just became scientific. Who knew virtual reality could be this wild?

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  • Cash4CreeperMischief Minecraft SMP

    Cash4CreeperMischief Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 5875
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 28
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

    Join us and you could find yourself participating in epic battles against giant chickens, building a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, or even taming a pack of wild llamas to do your bidding.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a dragon that only the bravest players can defeat. And if you manage to find the legendary golden potato hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

    So come join us on our server and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

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  • NYC Wageslaving Minecraft Server

    NYC Wageslaving Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/400 Votes: 2058
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 34
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Demon Skulls Collected: 24

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a wageslave in New York City? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to the hustle and bustle of the big city. Instead of dodging taxis and crowded subways, you’ll be dodging creepers and building epic structures with your fellow players.

    Our server is the ultimate stress-reliever, allowing you to unleash your creativity and build whatever your heart desires. Want to create a replica of the Empire State Building? Go for it! Feel like building a secret underground lair to hide from your boss? The possibilities are endless!

    Plus, our community is filled with hilarious and friendly players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From epic pranks to wild adventures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So why wait? Leave the concrete jungle behind and join our Minecraft server today for a wild and wacky escape from reality!

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  • Blocktopia: Rise & Mine

    Blocktopia: Rise & Mine
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 2729
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you ever wake up in the morning and think, “Man, I wish I could spend my day building a giant rollercoaster made entirely of diamond blocks”? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with insane challenges, epic quests, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Need a break from building? How about joining our weekly llama racing competition, where the winner gets a pet dragon? Or maybe you’d prefer to explore our secret underground city, complete with a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted golden apples.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Who needs motivation in real life when you can spend your days in a virtual world filled with endless possibilities and endless laughs?

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  • Blocky Boomers Minecraft Server

    Blocky Boomers Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 6525
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Love Letters Sent: 8 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 47 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Whitey needs to hustle to pay for them programs and reparashuns! We got a bunch of bitchass mofuggas running around trying to make that paper to pay for their free stuff. And don’t even get me started on them entitled kids playing video games instead of working to pay for my social security!

    Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of grinding for virtual currency to pay for imaginary social programs. Who needs real life responsibilities when you can escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the sickest Minecraft castle to flex on your virtual neighbors?

    So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous tasks and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. Who knew Minecraft could be so hilariously absurd?

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  • Netanyahu’s Hostage Hustle

    Netanyahu’s Hostage Hustle
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 6898
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 10 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 36 Pirate Ships Raided: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, you wanna join this minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. we got pigs flying, chickens doing the cha-cha, and creepers throwing a rave in the mines.

    oh, and get this, our admin is a talking llama who can grant you three wishes if you sacrifice a diamond block. yeah, crazy right? but wait, there’s more.

    rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure chest in the nether, you’ll be transported to a land where all the blocks are made of candy. and the best part? you get to ride a unicorn made of rainbow blocks.

    so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! oh, and did i mention that we have a pet dragon that breathes fire made of glitter? yeah, it’s lit.

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  • CraftyBlog Minecraft Server

    CraftyBlog Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 6559
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5108 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 18
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 16 Magic Items Found: 3418

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in fear of homelessness? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the harsh realities of the real world by building your dream virtual home with unlimited resources. Say goodbye to working 60 hours a week and hello to endless hours of fun and creativity. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own virtual universe? Join now and start building your way to a brighter, blockier future!

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  • Blockbuster Bucks Minecraft SMP

    Blockbuster Bucks Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 1095
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 43
    Titanic Battles Fought: 10 Villages Defended: 10
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 3770

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft? Bored of building the same old dirt huts? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to become the next Heisenberg or Wolf of Wall Street!

    For just $3,600, you can get your hands on 12 ingredients and equipment needed to manufacture some serious in-game cash. With over $3,000,000 in revenue waiting for you, that’s nearly a x1000 return on investment! Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can be rolling in emeralds?

    Join us now and start your journey to becoming the richest player on the server. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary Minecraft mogul. So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and start making those virtual stacks of cash!

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  • 8HourWorkMinecraftServer

    8HourWorkMinecraftServer
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    Players: 99/100 Votes: 5076
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Alien Abductions: 0
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a boring old wage slave in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a virtual warrior, building epic structures and battling dragons instead of battling spreadsheets. Who needs sleep when you can be mining diamonds and slaying creepers all night long? Say goodbye to the daily grind and hello to the endless possibilities of our server. Join now and live your best virtual life!

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  • SangriaCraft: Where you can mine diamonds and pretend you’re sophisticated with a glass of sangria in hand

    SangriaCraft: Where you can mine diamonds and pretend you’re sophisticated with a glass of sangria in hand
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    Players: 94/200 Votes: 9097
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 7
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 3

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    SangriaCraft <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/harold-and-maude/">Minecraft Server</a>

    SangriaCraft Minecraft Server Overview

    Feature Description
    Server Update We are waiting for datapacks and plugins to be updated before scheduling maintenance for the 1.20.6 update.
    Community Focus Positive and enjoyable gaming environment with a whitelist system to keep out hackers and griefers.
    Events Regular community events, competitions, and projects including The Diamond Treasure Expedition, Maki’s Costume Contest, and more.
    Whitelist Application Join the server by filling out a whitelist application on the Discord server.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. How do I join the SangriaCraft server?

    To join SangriaCraft, you need to fill out a whitelist application on our Discord server. Visit the #Applications channel for instructions on the application process.

    2. What type of events are hosted on the server?

    We host events such as The Diamond Treasure Expedition, Maki’s Costume Contest, and The Dazzling Easter Egg Extravaganza. These events offer rewards and fun community activities.

    3. How does SangriaCraft ensure a positive gaming environment?

    We use a whitelist system to carefully vet and approve players with good intentions. This helps keep the server free from hackers and griefers, creating a peaceful community for all players.

    4. Can I contribute to the server’s decision-making process?

    Yes, SangriaCraft values transparency and community input. We share financial details and allow players to provide feedback through polls. Changes require an 80% approval rating from the community to be implemented.

    5. What updates have recently been made to the server?

    We have enabled auto crafters and introduced new tuff and copper blocks for members to use in their builds. Stay tuned for more updates and improvements!

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  • CuckCraft Gaytopia LOLZ

    CuckCraft Gaytopia LOLZ
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    Players: 110/900 Votes: 1967
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Dimension Hops: 9
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 222 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of all the cuck and gay threads taking over your favorite Minecraft server? Well, fear not, because our server is a cuck and gay-free zone! We guarantee that you won’t find a single thread about cuckolding or homosexuality here.

    Join us and escape the madness of Poland’s day off from work, where the entire population seems to be obsessed with cuck and gay threads. Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and survive without all the drama. So come on in, get a job in our virtual world, and leave the cuck and gay threads behind!

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  • SpookyCraft: Where Ghosts and Maxxers Make Hilarious History!

    SpookyCraft: Where Ghosts and Maxxers Make Hilarious History!
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 8544
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 61 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a mere mortal, trapped in the chains of time and the digital jew panopticon? Do you want to unleash your inner ghostmaxxer and fulfill your destiny as a powerful being with the Holy GHOST on your side? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us and become part of a community of ghostmaxxing men who are ready to drive the tide of fate and conquer the universe with their adventure-seeking spirits. The top players are literal ghosts, hiding behind countless clearances and mysterious identities – will you be the next one to ascend to ghostly greatness?

    Forget about neetbux and government handouts – GHOSTMAXXING is the ultimate power that trumps all. Use your birthright gift of the Holy Ghost to prevent yourself and your loved ones from becoming NPCs in the jewish panopticon. Take action, join our server, and leave behind your old life as a digital slave – it’s time to embrace your true destiny as a ghostmaxxer!

    So, what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of adventure, power, and ghostly greatness on our Minecraft server. Don’t let the evil spread – become a ghostmaxxer today!

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  • KawaiiCraft: Ichigo’s Pre-Timeskip Adventure

    KawaiiCraft: Ichigo’s Pre-Timeskip Adventure
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    Players: 106/400 Votes: 6645
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 27 Titanic Battles Fought: 22
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Villages Defended: 20 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Emeralds Found: 8186 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Mineshafts Explored: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Yuno Gasai’s obsession with Yukiteru? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll be begging for Ichigo to come and mate press with you before the timeskip. Our players are as yandere-tier crazy as they come, ready to let you unload your blocks of love into them unprotected. Join us for a truly insane Minecraft experience that will have you questioning reality and your own sanity. Don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

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  • Korbo’s Mega Beast Mode Minecraft Madness

    Korbo’s Mega Beast Mode Minecraft Madness
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    Players: 110/800 Votes: 4514
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Phantom Rings Equipped: 11
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1061 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Chimeras Created: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring creatures? Well, look no further because on our server, nu-korbo’s beast form is a giant corgi! That’s right, a GIANT CORGI! Imagine riding around on the back of a massive corgi, taking on enemies and exploring the vast world of Minecraft in style. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust out their best dance moves. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

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  • MAINTENANCE WORKS Minecraft server

    MAINTENANCE WORKS Minecraft server
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    Players: 91/700 Votes: 5994
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Alien Abductions: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Wilderness Tamed: 11 Buildings Constructed: 27
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Gnome Villages Protected: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    WBJH.RU is a unique server of its kind, which stands out among others with a huge number of unique author’s plugins – you will not find such plugins anywhere else. On our server, plugins do not replace vanilla mechanics, but only complement them.Comfortable vanilla survival awaits you in an endless world without wipes – your buildings can go down in the history of the server!The server administration develops adequate privileges that do not upset the balance between players.

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  • TrollCraft

    TrollCraft
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 2739
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 16 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with bullies at school? Join our Minecraft server and release all your pent-up frustration by stabbing virtual enemies instead! Our server is the perfect place to let off steam and show those meanies who’s boss. Plus, rumor has it that the more you play, the better your real-life sword fighting skills become. So why wait? Join now and start stabbing your way to victory! And remember, no actual killing allowed – we’re all about friendly competition here.

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  • Loan Shark Craft: Where you mine diamonds to pay off your debt and avoid getting finned!

    Loan Shark Craft: Where you mine diamonds to pay off your debt and avoid getting finned!
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    Players: 102/400 Votes: 3507
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 19
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 26
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of working to pay off loans in real life? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, not only do you not have to worry about loans, but we will actually PAY YOU to play! That’s right, forget about adulting and come join us where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without a care in the world. Who needs financial stability when you can have virtual riches instead? Join now and start living your best blocky life!

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  • Crafty Krauts LOLZ

    Crafty Krauts LOLZ
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 9728
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Crops Grown: 6326 Void Gems Collected: 15
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Germany decriminalizing child pornography? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even pedophile activist groups are celebrating with us! Join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience where anything goes. Build your dream world, battle epic monsters, and maybe even stumble upon a secret underground society of creepers who are actually just misunderstood. Don’t miss out on the madness – join our server today!

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  • The Crazy Train: Where Schizophrenic Soyboys Go to Randomly Kill and Have a Laugh

    The Crazy Train: Where Schizophrenic Soyboys Go to Randomly Kill and Have a Laugh
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    Players: 95/300 Votes: 7644
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 87
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

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