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FlowWithItMC SMP

acceptance, balance, finding peace, flow, FlowWithItMC, hustle, letting go, Lifestyle, mental health, mindfulness, mindfulness meditation, mindfulness practice, Peace, personal growth, Relaxation, self love, self-care, smp, Stress Management, stress relief, Surrender, work-life balance

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3987
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of all those boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone is just tryna be all serious and stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of craziness and chaos, but in a good way, ya feel me?

Picture this: one time, we had a massive chicken parade where everyone dressed up as chickens and marched around the whole server clucking like crazy. It was lit, fam. And don’t even get me started on the time we all built giant statues of ourselves out of diamond blocks just for funsies.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic build battles where you have to build a house using only TNT and lava. It’s a total blast, literally. And every Friday night, we have a dance party at the village square where we all bust out our best moves and show off our sick dance skills.

So, if you’re ready to give up on the hustle and just go with the flow, come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of energy, ’cause things are about to get wild up in here!

Listen here, kid Minecraft SMP

advice, Business, determination, discipline, fart, grind, hard work, hustle, Kid, Listen, Listen here, Mentorship, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, reality check, Shit, smp, success, tough advice, tough love, tough talk, work ethic

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6840
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Divine Spears Created:	18
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft…the legendary Butt-Dragon! Yes, you heard me right. This majestic beast roams our lands, leaving a trail of sparkly rainbow poop in its wake.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this – two players, armed with nothing but rubber chickens and explosive pickles, facing off in a battle to the death. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

And let’s not forget about our exclusive VIP lounge, where players can relax and unwind in a hot tub filled with melted cheese. Yes, you read that correctly. Melted. Cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest, most butt-tastic adventure of your life! Remember, in this business, you either shit or fart. Choose wisely.

Edamame’s Musical Chairs Minecraft Server

apartment floor, Automation, Burn, Chairs, death, Edamames, Edamamesighety, Fall, fate, Fire, hopes and dreams, Human Resource, hustle, Minecraft, Musical, musical chairs, Prizes, rat race, replaced, Scientific, Server, Slavery, Storm, strawhut villagers, Surviving, train yourself, turn of a card, winning

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7482
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Dimension Hops:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	265	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surviving is just the beginning! Join us as you navigate through a world where you’ve been replaced by strawhut villagers and treated like a mere “human resource”. But fear not, because the prizes for winning in this rat race are truly out of this world!

Picture this: you can choose to either burn to your death, fall to your demise, or for those feeling extra adventurous, why not set yourself on fire first and then take the plunge? The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! As you fight to stay alive in this cutthroat world, remember that they feast on your hopes and dreams, chewing you up and spitting you out as bones. It’s not fate that took us all by storm, it’s just the turn of a card in this twisted game of survival.

So come on, join us on this insane Minecraft server where slavery never ended, it just became scientific. Who knew virtual reality could be this wild?

Cash4CreeperMischief Minecraft SMP

#dare, Absurd, BIZARRE, Cash, Cash4CreeperMischief, challenge, crazy, EMBARRASSING, funny, gig, hustle, Job, Minecraft, MONEY, odd, outlandish, peculiar, Ridiculous, smp, strange, stunt, Unconventional, weird

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3204
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Dimension Hops:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Crops Grown:	7902	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and you could find yourself participating in epic battles against giant chickens, building a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, or even taming a pack of wild llamas to do your bidding.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a dragon that only the bravest players can defeat. And if you manage to find the legendary golden potato hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So come join us on our server and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

NYC Wageslaving Minecraft Server

career, career development, city life, commuting, corporate culture, employment, grind, hustle, job market, Job Opportunities, job satisfaction, Minecraft, new york city, NYC, office life, Professional Growth, Server, urban living, wageslaving, work culture, work environment, work stress, work-life balance

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2861
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Holy Grails Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Ores Mined:	6737
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Are you tired of being a wageslave in New York City? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to the hustle and bustle of the big city. Instead of dodging taxis and crowded subways, you’ll be dodging creepers and building epic structures with your fellow players.

Our server is the ultimate stress-reliever, allowing you to unleash your creativity and build whatever your heart desires. Want to create a replica of the Empire State Building? Go for it! Feel like building a secret underground lair to hide from your boss? The possibilities are endless!

Plus, our community is filled with hilarious and friendly players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From epic pranks to wild adventures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Leave the concrete jungle behind and join our Minecraft server today for a wild and wacky escape from reality!

Blocktopia: Rise & Mine

AMBITION, blocktopia, Dedication, determination, discipline, DRIVE, goals, grind, hustle, inspiration, Life, morning, motivation, Passion, perseverance, personal growth, purpose, Rise, Routine, self improvement, success, Wake Up

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1186
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Do you ever wake up in the morning and think, “Man, I wish I could spend my day building a giant rollercoaster made entirely of diamond blocks”? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane challenges, epic quests, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Need a break from building? How about joining our weekly llama racing competition, where the winner gets a pet dragon? Or maybe you’d prefer to explore our secret underground city, complete with a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Who needs motivation in real life when you can spend your days in a virtual world filled with endless possibilities and endless laughs?

Blocky Boomers Minecraft Server

BITCHASS, blocky, Boomers, entitled kids, ENTITLEMENT, hustle, identical positions, Minecraft, mofugga, niggers, Programs, reparations, Server, social security, video games, Whitey, work harder, young people

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2918
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Whitey needs to hustle to pay for them programs and reparashuns! We got a bunch of bitchass mofuggas running around trying to make that paper to pay for their free stuff. And don’t even get me started on them entitled kids playing video games instead of working to pay for my social security!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of grinding for virtual currency to pay for imaginary social programs. Who needs real life responsibilities when you can escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the sickest Minecraft castle to flex on your virtual neighbors?

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous tasks and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. Who knew Minecraft could be so hilariously absurd?

Netanyahu’s Hostage Hustle

biden, Conflict Resolution, current events, Diplomacy, diplomacy efforts, diplomatic relations, diplomatic talks, foreign policy, Government, Hostage, hostage deal, hostage situation, hustle, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, Netanyahu, Netanyahus, Politics, SECURITY, united states, world news

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8295
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Villages Defended:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

so, like, you wanna join this minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. we got pigs flying, chickens doing the cha-cha, and creepers throwing a rave in the mines.

oh, and get this, our admin is a talking llama who can grant you three wishes if you sacrifice a diamond block. yeah, crazy right? but wait, there’s more.

rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure chest in the nether, you’ll be transported to a land where all the blocks are made of candy. and the best part? you get to ride a unicorn made of rainbow blocks.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! oh, and did i mention that we have a pet dragon that breathes fire made of glitter? yeah, it’s lit.

CraftyBlog Minecraft Server

anxiety, blog, Career Change, CraftyBlog, determination, economic hardship, fear, financial stress, homelessness, hustle, job insecurity, job market, Job Search, Labor, long hours, Minecraft, perseverance, self-employment, Server, Survival, uncertainty, work, work ethic

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1041
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Dragons Tamed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Falling into the Void:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Are you tired of living in fear of homelessness? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the harsh realities of the real world by building your dream virtual home with unlimited resources. Say goodbye to working 60 hours a week and hello to endless hours of fun and creativity. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own virtual universe? Join now and start building your way to a brighter, blockier future!

Blockbuster Bucks Minecraft SMP

blockbuster, Bucks, Business, Entrepreneurship, finance, Greed, heisenberg, hustle, Investment, making money, Manufacturing, Minecraft, motivation, movies, opportunity, profit, Revenue, Riches, Risk, smp, success, wealth, Wolf of Wall Street

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8117
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mines Excavated:	4300
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Votes:	4479	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft? Bored of building the same old dirt huts? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to become the next Heisenberg or Wolf of Wall Street!

For just $3,600, you can get your hands on 12 ingredients and equipment needed to manufacture some serious in-game cash. With over $3,000,000 in revenue waiting for you, that’s nearly a x1000 return on investment! Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can be rolling in emeralds?

Join us now and start your journey to becoming the richest player on the server. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary Minecraft mogul. So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and start making those virtual stacks of cash!

Fake Polls Minecraft Server

BIASED, Deception, election, Fake, fake news, fake polls, Inaccurate, Manipulation, Media, Minecraft, Misinformation, Polls, Propaganda, remember when, remember when polls were biased, remember when polls were deceptive, remember when polls were fake, remember when polls were inaccurate, remember when polls were manipulated, remember when polls were unreliable, Server, unreliable

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2407
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Villages Defended:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	New Chunks Explored:	928478
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Tired of boring old servers where the polls are faker than a diamond hoe? Well, look no further, because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where the admins hold dance parties every night. And don’t even get us started on the epic treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots. So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

/ Brit Minecraft SMP

baddiedem, Brit, British artists, british culture, british entertainment, British fashion, British hip hop, British lifestyle, british music, British musicians, british rap, british slang, British Talent, British urban culture, British urban music, edish, grime music, London music scene, Minecraft, smp, UK artists

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9080
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Runes Activated:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because baddiedem edish is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of evil chickens wearing tiny top hats. But don’t worry, because our fearless leader, Captain Potato, swoops in on a flying pig to save the day! Together, you embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger hidden deep within the Nether.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the infamous Bacon Brotherhood, a group of bacon-loving bandits who will stop at nothing to steal your precious pork chops. Will you join forces with them or take a stand against their greasy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join baddiedem edish today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

BlockyMind

BlockyMind, critical thinking, deep thoughts, overlooked issues, philosophical musings, questioning society, societal apathy, societal blind spots, societal complacency, societal ignorance, societal indifference, societal norms, unpopular opinions

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1239
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Gods Slained:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Meteorites Collected:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17

Do you ever wonder why cows in Minecraft can’t fly? Well, on our server, we have flying cows! That’s right, these majestic creatures soar through the skies, leaving a trail of glitter and rainbows behind them. Join us and witness the miracle of flying cows for yourself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to experience something truly wild and wacky, come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy surprises await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

BlockBucksMC – Where even the banks are getting fined!

$3B, Banking, Banks, BlockBucksMC, CBC News, compliance, Corruption, criminal activity, financial crime, financial institution, fined, Historic, investigation, Legal, Money laundering case, penalty, pleading guilty, Regulatory, scandal, SETTLEMENT, TD Bank, US

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3401
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Votes:	3751	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Mines Excavated:	4658
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where the admins are actually money-laundering masterminds? well, join our server where we finesse $3 billion like it’s no big deal. we got secret underground tunnels filled with diamonds and emeralds, and if u join now, u can be part of our historic money-laundering operation. trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s making headlines like this? join now and be part of the chaos and craziness. let’s get that bread, gamers!

Digimon General Minecraft Server

Adventure 25th, Bandai Card Games Fest, card game, Comic Chapter, cs mod, Digimon, Digimon Dreamers, digimon survive, Dino Sentai, DragonRod, general, Gomamon figure, Habu Kazumasa, Ichiban Kuji, Liberator, Look Up Piyomon, Lost Evolution, Minecraft, next 0rder, Reference Book, Server, Web Novel

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2667
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Crops Grown:	8556
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Introducing the Dino Sentai edition – where you can ride dinosaurs into battle and conquer the virtual world like never before!

Join our server and experience the thrill of Digimon games like never before. Our server is so epic that even Habu Kazumasa himself is jealous he’s not involved! Plus, we have exclusive content like DragonRod’s Digital Tamer Reborn 2 – it’s so good, it’ll make you question reality.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the Liberator faction, where you can join forces with powerful characters and fight against evil forces. With web novels, comics, and an official JP theme song, you’ll feel like you’re living in a Digimon anime!

And if that’s not enough, we have manga updates, card game news, and even toy releases to keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

””B r o k e n”” Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6411
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Void Gems Collected:	38
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
New Chunks Explored:	950254	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Welcome to Buck. Broken, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is a giant chicken riding a llama while juggling diamonds. Need I say more?

2. Our admin team consists of a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank players by turning their houses into giant cakes. Don’t worry, you can still live in it, just watch out for hungry creepers!

3. The currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, players trade in rare and exotic cheeses. Yes, you read that right. Cheese.

4. Every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves, and players must band together to fend off hordes of zombie villagers riding on giant chickens. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

5. The ender dragon on our server is actually a misunderstood creature who just wants to be friends with players. So instead of fighting it, players must engage in a dance-off to win its trust. Break out those dance moves, folks!

So what are you waiting for? Join Buck. Broken today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever be a part of!

DadGoneCoworkerSnitch

anger, Boundaries, Colleague, Communication, Conversation, coworker, DadGoneCoworkerSnitch, death, Empathy, Etiquette, Father, Grief, Heart failure, irate, Loss, passing, privacy, Respect, Support, Upset, Workplace

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	450
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	276
Divine Spears Created:	21	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of dealing with colleagues who think they know what’s best for you? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with pixelated adventures and no one will ever gossip about your personal life without your permission. Plus, we have a secret level where you can punch virtual colleagues who overstep their boundaries. Join now and leave the workplace drama behind!

AgeCrafters – Crafting Memories, Not Numbers

age, age bracket, age group, age range, AgeCrafters, chronological age, Crafting, duration of life, generation, length of existence, length of life, life stage, Memories, number of birthdays, number of revolutions around the sun, number of years alive, Numbers, numerical age, time of birth, time on this planet, time since birth, years lived, years of experience, years on earth

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5967
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Animals Bred:	115	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	3785	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a block of dirt? Well, come join our server where age is just a number…literally! We don’t care how old you are, as long as you bring your A-game to our crazy world of pixelated madness.

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself pops in from time to time to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

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BlockyParliament Minecraft Server

activism, BlockyParliament, Conflict, designation, Dutch Parliament, extremism, extremism prevention, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, legislation, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Netherlands, Palestinian, Politics, resolution, Samidoun, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, terror organization, Vote

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7272
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	9417	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	174
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Magic Items Found:	3169	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Divine Spears Created:	25
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50

so, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because the Dutch Parliament voted to designate Samidoun as a terror organization. like, who even is Samidoun? sounds like a crazy villain from a superhero movie. but, like, on this server, we’re all about fighting off the evil Samidoun and saving the world from destruction. join us and be a hero, bro. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of Samidoun you’ve ever seen. it’s, like, so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually battling him. so, come on, join our server and save the world from the terror of Samidoun. it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

TaiwaneseTravelerTroubles2024

2024.., Asia, China, cross border travel, cross-cultural issues, diplomatic tensions, Disappearances, east asia, family concerns, foreign relations, government response, incidents, international incidents, investigation, missing persons, search and rescue, Taiwanese travelers, TaiwaneseTravelerTroubles2024, travel safety, travel warnings, unresolved cases

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9753
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Votes:	5013
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

join our minecraft server and avoid becoming the 78th missing taiwanese traveler in china in 2024! our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any potential kidnappers or mysterious disappearances.

we have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja llamas trained in the ancient art of karate.

if you join our server, you will also gain the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn and shoot fireballs from your fingertips.

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