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Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 444 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 30 |
Dimension Hops: | 7 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Magic Items Found: | 8652 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 101 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this – two players, armed with nothing but rubber chickens and explosive pickles, facing off in a battle to the death. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!
And let’s not forget about our exclusive VIP lounge, where players can relax and unwind in a hot tub filled with melted cheese. Yes, you read that correctly. Melted. Cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest, most butt-tastic adventure of your life! Remember, in this business, you either shit or fart. Choose wisely.