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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 7803 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Emeralds Found: | 4512 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Animals Bred: | 157 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Reasons to join our server: 1. No unexpected phone calls during intimate moments – unless it’s a creeper trying to blow up your house. 2. Build your own bar and invite your teammates for a virtual drink – no need to worry about leaving your spouse hanging. 3. Get into arguments with other players over who has the best pixel art – but remember, it’s all in good fun! 4. Explore new worlds and discover hidden treasures – just like finding out why your husband really went to the bar without you.
So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – because in our Minecraft server, the only thing you’ll be mad about is running out of diamonds!