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Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 2341 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 715 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Epic Battles Fought: | 16 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 13 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Reasons to join our server: 1. No unexpected phone calls during intimate moments – unless it’s a creeper trying to blow up your house. 2. Build your own bar and invite your teammates for a virtual drink – no need to worry about leaving your spouse hanging. 3. Get into arguments with other players over who has the best pixel art – but remember, it’s all in good fun! 4. Explore new worlds and discover hidden treasures – just like finding out why your husband really went to the bar without you.
So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – because in our Minecraft server, the only thing you’ll be mad about is running out of diamonds!