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LaptopLustCraft

Assistance, blender, Boundaries, bragging, college, Communication, Expectations, finances, Generosity, Gifts, groceries, grown man, laptop, LaptopLustCraft, Purchases, relationship, self-sufficiency, Stingy, Storm, Support

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1220
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like a 35F dealing with a 44M who thinks she should buy him a laptop! Join us for a virtual world where you don’t have to worry about stingy partners or storm-damaged apartments.

On our server, you can build your dream laptop out of virtual blocks and never have to worry about someone calling you stingy for not giving away your belongings. We offer a safe space where you can focus on crafting and exploring, without the pressure of buying expensive gifts for your significant other.

So come join us and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs a blender when you can create amazing structures in Minecraft? Plus, we promise not to brag about buying groceries – unless it’s virtual food for your Minecraft character, of course.

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into buying them a laptop – just come play on our server instead!

ZelenskiyCraft: Slow Arms, High Losses

aid, ARMS, arms supplies, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, devastation, eastern europe, Europe, Government, HIGH, high losses, International, Losses, Military, Politics, russia, Slow, Support, Tragedy, Ukraine, War, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2575
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Void Armor Forged:	20	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we give out free diamond armor to all players who can survive a zombie apocalypse in game! ukraine suffering high losses? not on our server! we have unlimited arms supplies and our president is a pro at pvp. join now and help us defeat the zombies with your epic building skills and insane redstone contraptions. plus, did we mention our secret underground base filled with treasure? you won’t find that on any other server, trust us. come join the fun and let’s show those zombies who’s boss!

Surviving on too much Jolt [SMP] 1.21.1+ Community Anti-Grief Economy McMMO

1.21.1, Antigrief, Auctions, Chest Shops, Community, Cosmetics, Discord, Economy, Jolt, Live Map, MCMMO, No Advertising, No Duping, no exploits, no glitches, No Griefing, No hacking, no hate speech, no slurs, no spam, No Toxicity, No X-ray, Player Warps, player-driven economy, resource mines, smp, Surviving, Vanilla

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9804
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Alien Abductions:	2

Jolt Minecraft Server
Founded	Late 2019
Focus	Community SMP with a fun and friendly environment
Features	24/7 uptime Claim land with golden shovel Player driven economy Simple McMMO setup Backpacks for inventory expansion Loot crate keys Resetting resource mines Player warps Live map Discord community

FAQ

1. Can I join the server?

Yes, you can join us at play.joltsurvival.net

2. Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, we have rules against hacking, griefing, hate speech, toxicity, spam, advertising, exploits, glitches, duping, and x-ray. Please refer to the rules section above for more details.

3. What happens if I break the rules?

Breaking the rules can result in warnings, mutes, bans, or rollbacks of progress. Please ensure you follow the rules to have an enjoyable experience on the server.

4. How can I participate in the player economy?

You can participate in the player economy by setting up chest shops, participating in auctions, and utilizing the various features provided for trading and selling items.

5. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is strictly prohibited on the server. Players who engage in griefing can face warnings, mutes, or perm-bans depending on the severity of the offense.

6. Can I use mods on the server?

We do not allow hacking, exploits, or x-ray mods on the server. Please refer to the rules section above for more information on acceptable and prohibited mods.

PixelPals – Minecraft Server

Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Character References, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Minecraft, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, Official Schedule, Official twitter, Official Website, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, PixelPals, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Server, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Twitch Archive Channels, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6984
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	771949
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Chimeras Created:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where the official schedule is so jam-packed with epic events that even Endermen are lining up to join!

Join us and you might just run into Lia the Ashelia, who once defeated a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot. Or how about meeting Utatane Nasa, who can build a castle faster than you can say “creeper explosion”?

And don’t even get us started on Hakushika Iori – rumor has it they once tamed a pack of wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of skeletons. Plus, Fujikura Uruka is known for building the most epic roller coasters in all of Minecraft – you won’t want to miss out on that thrill ride!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just stumble upon Dizzy Dokuro, who has a secret stash of diamonds bigger than a dragon’s hoard. Or maybe you’ll come across Jelly Hoshiumi, who can fish up enchanted gear like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep – trust us, it’s a real thing.

Anime Lover Minecraft SMP

animated series, Anime, anime art, anime characters, anime conventions, anime merchandise, anime quotes, anime soundtrack, binge watching, COSPLAY, fan community, Fandom, favorite shows, japanese animation, Japanese culture, love, Lover, Manga, Minecraft, Obsession, Otaku, Passion, smp

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2462
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Votes:	8210	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Potions Brewed:	185
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people take themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Our SMP is filled with anime lovers who will scream “NANI?!” every time they die in game. We have a secret underground base filled with body pillows and ramen noodles for all your weeb needs. Join us for epic battles where we roleplay as our favorite anime characters and shout out our special move names before attacking. Plus, every new player gets their very own waifu bodyguard to protect them from creepers. So come join us and let’s make Minecraft kawaii again!

GiftCardGang Minecraft Server

aita, anniversary, christmas gift, Communication, Explanation, feelings, gift card, Gift ideas, GiftCardGang, Guilt, husband, jewelry, Lululemon, Minecraft, misunderstanding, overthinking, Promotion, Purchase, rangefinder, separate gift, Server, SPENDING

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1078
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	255
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more confusing than this gift-giving situation? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But here’s the catch – every time they tried to grab a diamond, a creeper would explode right in their face! Talk about a blast!

But that’s not all! Our server is so unpredictable that you’ll never know what to expect next. One minute you could be building a majestic castle, and the next minute you could be in a heated battle with a horde of zombie chickens. It’s madness, I tell you!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and leave you scratching your head in confusion, join us now! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation more baffling than trying to figure out gift card math.

HearingAidCrafters

assistive devices, Communication, communication tools, Conversation, dementia, Empathy, family, Frustration, Glasses, health, hearing aids, hearing loss, HearingAidCrafters, mental health, patience, refusal, relationships, Support, Therapy, therapy suggestion, Understanding, Vanity

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4350
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Towns Built:	1	Enchantments Applied:	284
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59	Magical Moments Shared:	25

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where the only way to communicate is through Morse code! That’s right, we have players tapping out messages on their keyboards like they’re in the middle of a spy mission.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to decipher messages from your fellow players while dodging creepers and zombies. It’s a whole new level of gameplay that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart, whichever you prefer).

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively through interpretive dance. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of blocky characters busting out their best moves to convey important information.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where communication is key, even if it means learning Morse code or perfecting your dance moves. Who needs hearing aids when you have Minecraft?

BlockyBootyLand

adult entertainment, BlockyBootyLand, consumer behavior, digital content, digital economy, Digital Media, digital nudity, entertainment industry, internet culture, online payments, online privacy, online purchases, online security, online spending, Online Subscriptions, online transactions, paying for content, personal choice, premium content, subscription services

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8436
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether! We’ve got pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and even a secret underground club where the Ender Dragon likes to hang out.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Booty Beach, where players can find rare treasures buried in the sand. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the Mushroom Kingdom, where everything is upside down and the cows speak in rhymes.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the zombies do the Thriller dance, the skeletons wear sunglasses, and the villagers throw wild parties every night? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and let the madness begin!

SinaloaCartelMCServer – Play Responsibly!

crime, criminal activity, criminal organizations, drug cartel, drug cartels, drug trafficking, drug violence, drug war, escalation, Government, law enforcement, Mexican government, mexico, north Mexico, organized crime, Play, president, RESPONSIBILITY, responsibly, SECURITY, Sinaloa Cartel, SinaloaCartelMCServer, violence

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	989
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than the Sinaloa cartel in Mexico! our president is constantly asking players to act “responsibly” as the violence escalates in the north…of our server map! but don’t worry, we have plenty of fun and games to distract you from the chaos. build your own drug empire or just chill and mine for diamonds, the choice is yours! join now for a wild ride that will make you forget all about real world problems. VIVA LA MINECRAFT!

MetaCraft: No Russian News

Bans, Censorship, Communication, current events, Disinformation, facebook, freedom of speech, global news, government control, information warfare, internet, Journalism, media regulation, Meta, metacraft, News, Politics, Propaganda, Russian, Russian state media, social media, Technology

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9974
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Mines Excavated:	3901	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Crops Grown:	8294	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you gotta join because, like, we got a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds, like, so many you’ll be rollin’ in ’em like a pig in mud.

also, like, we have this crazy story about how the Facebook owner, Meta, banned Russian state media outlets because they were tryin’ to steal all the villagers’ crops in the game. like, can you believe that? those sneaky Russians tryin’ to ruin our fun.

plus, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players and show ’em who’s boss. like, you’ll be swingin’ your sword like a pro and takin’ down enemies left and right.

so, like, come join our server and experience all the craziness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.