Are you tired of your parents constantly roasting you? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and escape to a world where the only hurtful things being said are from creepers blowing up your house! Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner creativity and build a world where parents can’t rain on your parade. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood teenager looking for some friends. So come join us and leave the parental insults behind!
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ParentalRoastsMC SMP
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SisterSass-FreeWedding
Are you tired of dealing with family drama like a soap opera in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all the real-life negativity behind!On our server, you can build your dream wedding venue without any interference from judgmental sisters or disapproving parents. No more snide comments about your fiancé’s job as a freelance illustrator – here, he can be the king of his own artistic kingdom!
And if anyone dares to criticize your choices, you can simply ban them from your virtual wedding extravaganza! Imagine the satisfaction of kicking out your sister for her rude comments – virtually, of course.
So come join us on our server and say “I do” to a drama-free Minecraft wedding experience. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have all the fun and creativity in the virtual world?
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PranksterPunk Minecraft SMP
Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll have the chance to prank your friends in the most epic and outrageous ways possible! We’ve had players turn entire bases into giant toilets, replace all the diamonds in someone’s chest with dirt, and even create a maze of lava that leads to nowhere. Trust us, the chaos and laughter that ensues is totally worth it. So if you’re looking for a server where you can let your inner troll run wild, come join us and see just how far you can push the limits of mischief and mayhem!
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NephewRage Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is left at the door and the only fights you’ll have are with creepers and zombies! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and outrageous escapades.Looking for a place to escape from real-life drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose. Leave your family feuds behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is building the coolest structures and defeating the toughest mobs.
Join us and let go of any lingering grudges, just like our player who refused to babysit their nephew because of a statement made 6 years ago. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast mining for diamonds and exploring new biomes?
So come on down to our server and leave your troubles at the door. With endless possibilities and endless fun, you’ll never want to log off!
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BlockyBurnsMC
Are you tired of being called a noob in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone is a pro! Join us and never hear those hurtful words again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Minecraft gods who will grant you unlimited diamonds if you prove yourself worthy. So come on, join us and show the world that you are the ultimate Minecraft master!
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PC17 Minecraft Server
Are you tired of your teen getting into trouble online? Join our Minecraft server and keep them entertained in a safe environment! Our server has a strict no-gambling policy, so you can rest easy knowing your teen won’t be losing $1600 to shady websites. Plus, our games actually have endings, unlike those pesky online gambling sites.Say goodbye to the stress of monitoring your teen’s online activities and join our server today! Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast building virtual worlds with us? Join now and save your sanity (and your bank account)!
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BlockyBashers- No griefers allowed!
Are you tired of dealing with annoying people in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and unleash all your pent-up rage on virtual blocks instead.Imagine building a giant statue of your nemesis and then blowing it up with TNT, or creating a dungeon filled with mobs named after all the people you can’t stand. The possibilities are endless!
And if you ever feel like venting about that person you hate the most, our community is here to listen and offer support. Who knew that getting revenge in Minecraft could be so therapeutic?
So come join us and let’s turn that hate into creative fuel! Let’s build a world where you can finally get the last laugh on your enemies.
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Cosmetic Lifesteal
The Rules! (
= Applies to Discord | 
= Applies to Minecraft)
NO Hatefulness/Hate Speech
No Homophobia
No Racism
No Toxicity
No Ableism NO Hurtful/NSFW Images
NSFW
Images of Self-harm
Images of Human FecesPLEASE Respect Privacy
Don’t ask for Place of Residence
Don’t ask for Number
Don’t ask for Age DONT be a troll
Don’t Ping Executive/Mods for no reason
No spamming chat
No Loud Mic
-No Abusing Spawn Protection
-Dont Kill Afks
-No Ofline Raiding
-No Hacking No Xray
-New Player Get 1 hour of Grace
-No ALT
-No Combat Logging/Combat Tping/Using Astra Tp In Comabt
-Dont Use Life Gems One Shot
-No Spawn Camping/Farming
-No Selling Cords/Giving Coords In Spec
-No Lag Machines
-No Breaking Signed Contracts Or Killing While Contracts Are Being Wrote(Any contracts made should be ran by a admin with a the arming signing the book)
-No Putting Ender Dragon Egg/Netherite Armour Or Sword In Your Ender Chest/Putting The Egg/netherite Armour Or Sword In A Shulker And Ecing It
-No Minimaps
-No Tping To Players In Spec Mode
-Use Common Sense
-No CPVP
-No Elytras in combat
-No Riptide Tridents in combat
-No Buliding Up In End Fight To Glitch Egg Spawn
-One Mace Allowedcosmic-smp-lifesteal.my.pebble.host
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CraftyChickFails
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry llamas, or if you want to build a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground dance party hosted by none other than a group of dancing chickens. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on that.
So come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
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NoCarNoCash16
Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life family feuds? Look no further than our server, where the only family drama you’ll find is between the villagers and the pillagers!Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles. And the best part? No one will be calling you up to yell at you for giving away a car!
Forget about real life responsibilities and come join us for a fun and relaxing time. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions instead? So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave the real world behind!