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BoyfriendDefense Minecraft Server

boyfriend’s feelings, BoyfriendDefense, communication in relationships, defending partner, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful comments, emotional reactions, family conflict, family dinner, family dynamics, family gatherings, handling criticism, height differences, height shaming, hurtful jokes, Minecraft, relationship boundaries, Server, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, sibling’s behavior, sibling’s girlfriend, standing up for partner

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3578
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mines Excavated:	1925
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Zombie Dances:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where height doesn’t matter but the laughs do! Join us and experience the hilarious adventures of towering giants and pint-sized players in a world where height jokes are the norm.

Imagine a world where your brother’s girlfriend roasts you for being shorter than a skyscraper, but it’s all in good fun! Build your own virtual empire with your fellow players, regardless of how tall or short you may be.

Don’t worry about feeling humiliated, because on our server, we embrace the absurd and the outrageous. Join us for a wild ride of laughter and chaos, where even the smallest players can stand tall in their own unique way.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the height jokes and crazy stories begin!

PrankBanLand

Birthday Party, birthday prank, blended family, child safety, DAUGHTER, family boundaries, family drama, family gatherings, family relationships, father in-law, Gender Reveal, hurtful jokes, in-laws, mother-in-law, Motherhood, parenting, PrankBanLand, Pregnancy, protecting children, social media backlash, Son

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8737
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Mines Excavated:	2656	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

Are you tired of dealing with crazy in-laws who think it’s funny to ruin birthday parties and make hurtful jokes? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from any unwanted guests, like your crazy MIL who thinks it’s okay to smash cake in your child’s face. And don’t worry about gender reveal parties, because on our server, everyone is welcome to celebrate without fear of backlash from insane relatives.

Join us now and let your creativity run wild, without any judgment or hot wax incidents! Who needs in-laws when you have a whole Minecraft community to support you? Let’s block out the negativity and build a world where only good vibes exist. See you in the game!

Azureus Crustum

Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	225
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	22	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Astral Projections Made:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

This server is for those who want to create a small community of no more than 30 players aged 18+. There are currently 4 people who are on the server regularly. The server is Whitelisted.

This is a dedicated server running the mod pack “All The Mods” version 2.57 and the only time it is down is if: 1: I’m updating the mod pack. 2: the server Restarts to remove lag. 3: Rhaegar is troubleshooting the server because someone broke it again.

Please be aware that there are rules like most other non-PVP servers: 1) NO PVP. 2) NO thieving Items. 3) NO Griefing. If you would like to apply Head over to our Discord channel and apply via the instructions here: https://discord.gg/Sh2ZqyY

89.34.96.150:25605

Kinnymc

Bed wars, Buildbattle, Cracked, Knockbackffa, Minigames, Murder Mystery, Skywars, Spleef, The Bridge, Tntrun

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3624
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Crops Grown:	7933	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Welcome! KinnyMC is a minigames server where you can play different things, from PvP to Building amazing themed buildings! We really hope you will have a great experience playing on the server! 🙂

play.kinnymc.nl

Hyrule Guardians Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1978
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Secret Passages Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Star Shards Collected:	73

Welcome to Hyrule Guardians Survival! This server is a strictly survival server that is fun for all! There is a server shop, voting crates, and much more! Join today for a fun time and an awesome community full of nice players and friendly/helpful staff!

144.217.223.82:25598

Faltu smp

1vs1, All, Arena Pvp, Cracked, Multiplayer Survival, smp, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3986
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

The server is very beautiful. This is bangladesh server and this is smp . You are player. I am owner. Owner name is Santygamer98.

Play.faltusmp.fun

AgonyMC

Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8273
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	234908	Villages Defended:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Enchantments Applied:	169	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Emeralds Found:	4105
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	7

AgonyMC is a Prison Server with an amazing, welcoming community, a well-balanced economy with spawners, custom hopper system, beautiful mines, interesting crates, excellent PvP, a dedicated staff and builder team, and works on almost all versions of Minecraft 1.8+. Come check out our server, and don’t miss out on what’s waiting for you at AgonyMC.

agonymc.net

GamesAndGames/GAGS

Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, Vanilla

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1869
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Emeralds Found:	5115	Animals Bred:	153
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	180	Unicorn Sightings:	0

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dantixhd.us.codeminecraft.com

Swain s place smp

Chestshop, Grief Prevention, smp

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6633
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Swain’s Place is a simple server created in 1.20.2 with the goal of being simple and easy to understand for all players old and new. We use a handful of plugins on the server to better enhance the survival experience like ChestShops, GriefPrevention, Dynmap, and more!

135.148.136.129

Xentus

Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2430
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Animals Bred:	125
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Xentus

is a brand new prison server, that strives to bring you fun more than anything, We offer addictive gameplay, unique and enjoyable experience, our servers are online 24/7, and we have helpful,active staff to help you!

We currently feature: Prison – Mine in mines, explore the wilderness to fight monsters with your friends!

play.xentusprison.com

Achievement Heaven

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3304
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Come join achievement heaven we have fun game and voting gets you good prizes stop by and say hi to everyone.

54.39.169.18:25632

Abilysmc network

Crates, Gui Shop, Land Claim, Rankups, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5299
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	6557
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Greeting!AbilysMC is the network that currently owns Survival!

Everyone is welcome!

We try to create fun, you also have Furnitures, Claims, Crates, VoteParty, Shop, Rankup and much more!

Come, we are waiting for you!!!

mc.abilysmc.net