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HurtByWeirdness Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4534
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Ores Mined:	9243
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	376	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most bizarre ways of getting hurt in the game! From accidentally falling into a pit of lava while trying to tame a wild chicken to getting attacked by a pack of angry wolves because you accidentally stepped on their tail, our server is full of unexpected dangers and hilarious mishaps. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server! So come join us and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you. Who knows, you might even end up with a funny story to tell your friends about the time you got hurt in the most ridiculous way possible!

CraftyRahul’sHouseBurnt

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	431
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Animals Bred:	31	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Emeralds Found:	3752

hey u, ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where u can build ur own 140 year old house just like singer rahul ananda! but beware, cuz if u dont protect it, it might get looted and burnt just like his! but dont worry, we have over 3,000 handcrafted instruments for u to play while u cry over ur burnt house. join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction!

PoleCraft: Where Phones Are Poles

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4961
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got telephone poles errwhere! u can climb em, swing from em, pretend ur tarzan or just chillax on top like a boss. we even got a secret underground base where u can talk to aliens on ur phone. yea, u heard me right. aliens. so come join us and let’s get weird together on dis wacky server!

PurrCraft: Where Cats Mourn Dogs

Animal Behavior, antisocial, bereavement, Cats, Companionship, death, Dogs, emotions, Feline, Grief, mourn, mourning, Pets, Psychology, PurrCraft, relationships, research, researchers, Social, study, study findings, Universal

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2358
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Zombie Dances:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

so, liek, u know how cats r all aloof n stuff? well, turns out dey actually care bout each other! dis server is liek a big family of cats, but sumtimes a dog joins in 2 shake things up. u can come join us n see all da drama unfold as we mourn our fallen comrades n bond over our love of fish n catnip. it’s a purr-fectly wild time, u gotta see it 2 believe it! come join us meow n be part of sumthing truly special.

BlockHeadz Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1574
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	New Chunks Explored:	665876
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Join our Minecraft server and you might just meet the love of your life! We’ve had players fall in love, make out drunk (don’t ask how that works in Minecraft), and spend hours chatting on Discord. Who needs a relationship when you have a virtual world to escape to? Come join the madness and see where it takes you!

DadBodGamer Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3034
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Potions Brewed:	73
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP and build a bond with your dad like never before! Our server is filled with challenges and adventures that will bring you and your dad closer together. From battling dragons to building epic structures, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our monthly father-son build competition gets a lifetime supply of bacon! So grab your dad and join us for some quality bonding time on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

CreeperComedyClub

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1367
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for a laugh riot as we tell the dirtiest, most adult jokes you’ve ever heard in between building epic structures and battling mobs. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you rolling on the floor with their outrageous humor.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Piggy Paddle” race, where players ride pigs across a lava-filled obstacle course while dodging flying chickens. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like it!

So if you’re ready to ditch the boring and embrace the absurd, join our Minecraft server today for a non-stop comedy show that will leave you in stitches!

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3508
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	8892
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is launching cross-border attacks on russia like its a game of minecraft pvp! build your base, gather resources, and defend against the ukrainian invaders in this crazy alternate reality server. join now for a wild ride filled with explosions, chaos, and maybe even some international diplomacy! who knew minecraft could be so intense? come join the fun and see if you can survive the madness!

CraftyIsraelStrike

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8485
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, we got all the craziest stuff happenin! like, one time, a bunch of creepers invaded the server and started doin the macarena, it was wild! and then, like, this giant ender dragon showed up and challenged everyone to a dance-off, it was so lit!

also, like, we got the most epic builds you’ve ever seen, like a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks! plus, our community is super friendly and always down for a good time, so come join us and let’s get this party started!

VaxCraft: Nasal Spray Edition

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2864
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	422792
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! ARE YOU SICK OF GETTING SICK?! WELL, COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND WE’LL GIVE YOU A POTENTIAL VACCINE FOR THE FLU AND CORONAVIRUSES!

IMAGINE WALKING AROUND IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, FIGHTING CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES, ALL WHILE HAVING THE PEACE OF MIND KNOWING YOU’RE PROTECTED BY OUR NASAL SPRAYS! WE HAVE AN IMMUNE ACTIVATOR AND A PAN-CORONAVIRUS NASAL VACCINE THAT WILL KEEP YOU SAFE FROM ALL THOSE NASTY VIRUSES!

SO WHY WAIT? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND BECOME INVINCIBLE IN MINECRAFT! PLUS, IF YOU JOIN TODAY, YOU’LL GET A FREE DIAMOND SWORD TO SLAY YOUR ENEMIES WITH! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY!

Atoq’s Semi-Spicy Yet Smooth Vanilla Adventure in Patch 1.19.3

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3426
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
World Age	1.5+ years old world
Events	Regular events and polls
Whitelist	Whitelist + Application
Community	Active community and staff
Mods	In game voice chat, art and music maker mods
Lore	Lore
Version	Java v1.19.3
Origins	Custom origins and beliefs

Join our server on Discord

FAQ

1. How can I join the server?

To join the server, you need to apply for whitelist. You can do so by filling out the application form available on our Discord server.

2. Are there any age restrictions?

Yes, we require all players to be at least 18 years old to join the server.

3. What are the rules of the server?

We have a set of rules that all players must follow, including no griefing, respecting other players, and using appropriate language. The full list of rules can be found on our Discord server.

4. Can I use mods on the server?

We allow certain mods on the server, but they must be approved by the staff before use. Unauthorized mods may result in a ban.

5. How often are events held on the server?

We host regular events and polls for the community to participate in. Events are typically held bi-weekly, but this can vary depending on the season.