Hurt MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Life’s Not Fair, It Sucks Minecraft SMP

SUICIDE, Happy, Life’s not fair, Despair, loved ones

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where life may suck in the real world, but in our virtual world, anything is possible! Join us for a chance to escape the harsh realities of life and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content.

Our server is a place where you can leave all your troubles behind and focus on having a good time. Need a break from all the drama and heartache? Come join us and let’s make some ridiculous memories together!

Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who will never leave you or hurt you? Join our SMP and become part of a community that will always have your back, no matter what crazy shenanigans we get up to.

So why wait? Join us now and let’s turn those frowns upside down with some epic Minecraft adventures! Who knows, you might just find happiness in the most unexpected places.

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Home Hurt Business Minecraft SMP

Entrepreneurship, Hurt Business, Home office, hurt, online business

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is like no other, filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

Join us if you want to be a part of the Hurt Business, where we specialize in causing chaos and mayhem in the most hilarious ways possible. From pranking each other with exploding chickens to building giant statues of our favorite memes, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Potato King, a mythical figure who roams the land in search of the perfect baked potato. Rumor has it that whoever can find the Potato King and present him with the ultimate spud will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, come join us at Hurt Business at home. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

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I’m Gonna Hurt You Minecraft SMP

Revenge, emotional harm, anger, i’m gonna hurt you, danger

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry wolves while trying to build your dream castle. And don’t worry, our friendly community will always have your back…unless they decide to prank you by filling your house with chickens.

But wait, there’s more! We have legendary treasure hidden in secret locations that only the bravest adventurers can find. Just be careful, because rumor has it that a creeper with a vendetta is guarding the biggest loot of them all.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and remember, “I’m gonna hurt you” is just a friendly warning from our resident prankster, not a threat…probably.

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Help an AI Beat Minecraft

hurt, minecraft AI, challenge, Help, Community

Join the server to help/hurt a Minecraft AI that’s only goal is to beat the game! Livestreamed on my Youtube! Be seen on stream! Custom commands ingame! Tools like /kit!

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CraftyPainzMC

hilarious, funny, CraftyPainzMC, clumsy, injury

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is accidentally falling off a cliff and losing all your items? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice up your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. From riding pigs off of mountains to accidentally setting your own house on fire, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers and a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And if you manage to defeat the boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swipe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and see if you can top the most hilarious way you’ve ever hurt yourself in Minecraft!

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LoveNoteGone Minecraft Server

young children, readiness, Intentional, late husband, judgement

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of preserving memories? Look no further! Our server is like tape over dry erase marker notes – it will keep your gaming experience forever preserved!

Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering hidden messages, just like the notes on the mirror and coffee maker. Who knows what secrets you’ll discover in our virtual world!

And don’t worry about unwanted interference – our babysitter-free policy ensures that your gaming experience remains untouched. No accidental erasing of notes here!

So come on over and join our server – where the only thing you’ll be wiping away is the competition!

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MealMastersMC

figure out, Deciding, Cook, Telling, step away

Are you tired of being the designated chef in your household, only to be met with complaints and criticisms every time you try to cook something? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the kitchen drama and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

Join us and leave behind the days of begging for a simple pasta dish, only to be met with faces of disgust and comparisons to bodily functions. On our server, you can cook up whatever your heart desires without fear of judgment or negativity. Want to make a giant pizza castle? Go for it! Craving a dessert island made entirely of candy? The sky’s the limit!

Say goodbye to the days of mealtime meltdowns and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start cooking up some virtual culinary masterpieces – no eye rolls or “diarrhea” comments allowed!

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DroneCraft: 4 Soldiers Down, 60 Hurt

SECURITY, CASUALTIES, Conflict, soldiers, Tragedy

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da real world craziness like drone attacks and stuff. on dis server, u can build ur own fortress and protect it from drone strikes (jk no drones in minecraft lol). but u can still battle other players and show dem who’s da boss. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any potential drone attacks (again, no drones lol). so come join us and let’s have a blast (not literally tho) in dis crazy minecraft world!

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ClumsyCraft SMP: Dumb Injuries

injury story, EMBARRASSING, IDIOTIC, dumb, Foolish

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious moments in the game!

Join us if you want to see players accidentally falling into lava pits while trying to mine diamonds, or getting attacked by a pack of angry wolves because they forgot to bring bones for taming. Our server is like a comedy show mixed with a survival game, where every move you make could end up being the dumbest way you hurt yourself!

So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might just end up becoming the next legend of our server for all the wrong reasons!

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StepDadFTW or AITA4PreferringStepDad

Resentment, hurt, relationship, step dad, Decisions

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise drama-free family dynamics! Join us for a chance to navigate through the treacherous waters of co-parenting with your ex-wife and her new husband, Matthew.

Experience the thrill of having your parenting decisions constantly overturned by a man who just stepped into your daughter’s life! Watch as your daughter slowly starts to see Matthew as her real father, leaving you feeling like a Minecraft block that’s been left out in the rain.

But don’t worry, we also offer opportunities for you to express your resentment and confusion in a safe and virtual environment. Build your own virtual world where you can assert your parental rights and maybe even win back your daughter’s affection from Matthew, the Minecraft dad of the year!

So come join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable family dynamics. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

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