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Waifu Thread Minecraft SMP

3d, Claiming, discussion, erp, Fun, Hell, Husbando, Images, insults, JOINING, Lurking, Minecraft, original, Oversexualized content, Reserved place, rp, rules, smp, stealing, Thread, Trash, Trips, waifu

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1824
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Villages Defended:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mines Excavated:	4214	Divine Spears Created:	26

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us and claim your Waifu/Husbando to protect and cherish in the pixelated world. But beware, if you try to steal someone else’s Waifu/Husbando without rolling trips, you’ll be banished to the Nether!

Only the most original insults are allowed here, so get your creative juices flowing. And remember, 3D is almost always trash, so stick to the 2D Waifus/Husbandos for maximum enjoyment.

Joining our server means you’ll have a reserved place in hell, but hey, at least you’ll have a great time doing it! So come on in, stop reading these rules, and let the chaos begin!

Project Beans

2024.., Minecraft, November 10th, PA2, Project Architect 2, Project Beans, Server, Small player base, Sunday, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8916
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	2379	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Project Architect 2 Server, started Sunday, November 10th, 2024. We’re a straight PA2 Server with a small player base, hope to see you there!

ProjectBeans.modded.fun

SizzleCraft Minecraft Server

Detoxification, Finnish sauna, Finnish tradition., health benefits, heat therapy, hot room, Minecraft, Musta Pekka, painos, Relaxation, relaxation ritual, relaxation therapy, sauna, sauna culture, sauna session, Server, SizzleCraft, spa experience, steam room, sweating, traditional sauna, wellness, wood-burning stove

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	589
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Zombie Dances:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Don’t worry, they won’t spit on you… unless you deserve it.

2. We have a secret underground city where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. Just watch out for the lava traps and exploding chickens!

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of Musta Pekka, a legendary warrior who roams the land seeking worthy opponents to challenge. Defeat him in battle and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot… or maybe just a pat on the back.

4. We have a player-run economy where you can buy and sell items, but beware of shady deals with the sneaky villagers. They’re always trying to scam unsuspecting players.

5. And last but not least, we have a giant floating taco in the sky that rains down diamonds every full moon. Don’t question it, just accept the taco’s generous gifts.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Musta Pekka- painos and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Beta People Minecraft SMP

Alpha, Beta, characteristics, Country, Cultural differences, demographics, Dominant, followership., Individuality, leadership, Minecraft, people, personality spectrum, personality traits, personality types, Population, Psychology, sigma, smp, social behavior, societal norms, submissive, Traits

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3433
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Emeralds Found:	3237

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with beta players who can’t even build a dirt house properly? Well, look no further because our server is filled with alpha players who can build a castle out of diamonds in their sleep!

Join us and become part of the most sigma-tastic community in the Minecraft universe. We have secret underground societies, epic battles with giant creepers, and even a pet dragon that roams the land.

So, if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and show off your alpha skills, join us now and become a legend in the world of blocks and pixels. Who needs real life when you can be a Minecraft superstar?

HotWay

Adventure, Anarchy, Community, Economy, emotions, Fun, Gaming, Hardcore, HotWay, Ip:, KitPvP, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Positive, Project, PvE, PvP, Reality, Sandbox, Server, Store, Survival, Wishes, world

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8807
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99	Emeralds Found:	7315
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Farms Harvested:	927

HotWay – Always hot Greetings, dear friend!

HotWay – A world where everything can become reality. Get a huge dose of positive emotions and make your wishes come true!

Main IP: mc.hotway.fun

Online store: https://hotway.fun

We wish you a comfortable time on the HotWay project!

mc.hotway.fun:25255

Sharky’s Ocean Minecraft Server

#youtube, amiami, AVIOT TE-V1R-HEN, earbuds, Figure, gawr gura, GGG, hololive, Holomyth Earbuds, member VODs, merch, Minecraft, Ocean, pop up parade, Previous thread, Server, Sharkys, songs, tiktok, TikTok embed, twitter, twitter widget, Vtuber

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3759
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the deep sea? Look no further than our server! Join us for a chance to swim with sharks, build underwater cities, and maybe even discover hidden treasures guarded by a sassy shark girl named Gawr Gura.

Our server is so epic, even the legendary AVIOT TE-V1R-HEN Holomyth Earbuds are rumored to have been inspired by the sounds of our underwater adventures. And don’t even get us started on the Gura Pop Up Parade rerun – it’s like a party on land and sea combined!

So why wait? Dive into the craziest Minecraft server out there and experience the ocean like never before. Just be careful not to get too close to Gura’s merch shop – rumor has it, once you start shopping, you can’t stop!

/ore/ – MineCraft SMP: Koseki Jewel Emporium

#youtube, debut stream, DIGGERS, doxxers, Emporium, Gem, Hide, holo vs holo baiters, INTRO, jewel, KOSEKI, koseki bijou, merch, Minecraft, Music, ore, Prism no Mahou, Report, rock on, shorts, smp, starter guide, STREAMS, Trolls, twitter, twitter widgets, unarchived streams

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6039
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Crops Grown:	1893
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Zombie Dances:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2

Hey there, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the grass is purple, the pigs wear hats, and the creepers dance the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary KosekiBijou, the Minecraft master who can build a castle out of dirt in under 3 minutes. Plus, we have exclusive merch that turns your character into a disco ball when you wear it.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds guarded by a chicken with a diamond sword. Will you be the one to conquer it and claim your riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your life! Just remember, don’t engage with the diggers, unless you want to be turned into a block of cheese by their evil powers. See you in the game, fellow adventurer!

froggiMC

Alcohol Brewery System, Cross-Play, diamond-based economy, Discord Account Link & Proximity Voice Chat, Easy To Setup Chest Shops, Economy, Griefprevention Land Claiming & Custom flags, Java & Bedrock Cross-Play 1.21.1, PvE, PvP, Qol, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3159
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1746	Gods Slained:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Zombie Dances:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1

195.35.37.212

Pay to Play Minecraft Server

Accountability, as long as we pay, avoid consequences, breaking the law, bribery, consequences, Corruption, criminal activity, dishonesty, Escape, evade, get away, illegal behavior, justice system, law enforcement, Minecraft, moral decay, Pay, Play, repercussions.., Server, societal issues, unethical practices

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	176
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Love Letters Sent:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be running for your life! That’s right, we’ve got a whole new level of excitement as players are constantly being chased by mobs, lava, and even other players trying to steal their precious loot.

But don’t worry, we’ve also got some crazy perks to keep you entertained. How about riding a pig into battle while wielding a diamond sword made of cheese? Or maybe you’d prefer to build a house out of exploding TNT blocks just for fun?

And if you think you’re tough enough, try taking on our boss mobs that are so powerful, they make the Ender Dragon look like a baby chicken. Trust us, you’ll need all the skills and luck you can get to survive on this server.

So why wait? Join now and see if you have what it takes to get away from it all on our insane Minecraft server!

Amazing Style Minecraft SMP

adaptation, amazing, amazing style, Game, long tail, Minecraft, smp, Style, tags, Themes, throw it away

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7240
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes and styles? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appear out of nowhere and start a conga line around you. Or how about the time when a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenged everyone to a dance-off? Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that takes you on a thrilling ride through the Nether, and a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!