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HurricaneMiltonEscape

Breakup, Disney, Drama, DRIVE, early 30s, family, family vacation, Fault, Flight, Florida, Hurricane, Hurricane Milton, HurricaneMiltonEscape, late 20s, Opinions, Orlando, overreacted, partner’s family, Safety, Universal parks

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6323
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value safety and common sense over Disney magic! Join us and escape the drama of hurricane-ignoring partners and family members who think drizzle equals safety.

Reasons to join: – No more being called dramatic for wanting to avoid natural disasters – We won’t dump you for listening to your parents and prioritizing your safety – Our server is hurricane-proof, so you can game worry-free

Don’t let your partner’s Disney obsession get in the way of your survival instincts. Come join us and build a virtual world where hurricanes are just a distant memory and safety always comes first!

ManlyMinecraftSMPQA

Authenticity, Communication, Curiosity, DATING, emotions, Gender Roles, Honesty, Insecurities, Intimacy, ManlyMinecraftSMPQA, Masculinity, Men, perspective, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self-expression, society, Stereotypes, Taboos, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2811
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4065	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience chaos, hilarity, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but wooden swords and sheer determination. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by a fearless chicken named Cluck Norris who will stop at nothing to conquer all other mobs.

Have you ever wanted to ask men questions that you were too embarrassed to? Well, on our server, you can ask anything you want and the answers may surprise you. From the best way to build a castle to the most efficient way to mine obsidian, our players are always willing to share their knowledge (and maybe a few tall tales).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they tend to have a sense of humor that’s explosive!

BdayBlockBummer

bad gifts, BdayBlockBummer, birthday gift blunders, birthday gift disappointments, birthday gift disasters, birthday gift flops, birthday gift horror stories, birthday gift letdowns, birthday gift mishaps, birthday gift nightmares, birthday gift regrets, birthday present fails, disappointing presents, terrible gift ideas, worst birthday gift, worst birthday gift ever received, worst birthday gift experiences, worst birthday gift fails, worst birthday gift stories, worst birthday present ever

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7463
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ores Mined:	8242
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Have you ever received a birthday gift so bad that you wished you could just escape to a different world? Well, now you can on our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your bad birthday memories behind as you embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and battle mythical creatures. Who needs a lame gift when you can have the gift of endless fun and adventure in our crazy world? So come on, join us and leave your bad birthday gift woes in the dust!

NukeCraft: Poilievre’s Gift to Humanity

Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, gift, global stability, Humanity, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear sites, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, peace negotiations, Poilievre, Poilievres, Politics, sanctions, SECURITY

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9110
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Void Gems Collected:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	1
Void Armor Forged:	30	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up nuclear sites like it’s nobody’s business! imagine the chaos and destruction, it’s a gift to humanity, just like Poilievre says! we got creeper explosions that will make your head spin and lava pits that will make you scream like a little baby! join now for the most insane and outrageous gameplay you’ve ever experienced! trust me, you won’t regret it!

Bing’s Drug Fails: AI Harm Server

AI answers, Artificial Intelligence, Bing Copilot, bings, chatbot, commonly prescribed drugs, death, DRUG, Fails, harm, Healthcare, medication, microsoft, mild harm, moderate harm, patient safety, Patients, pharmaceuticals, potential harm, scientists, search engine, Server, severe harm, side effects, Technology

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2829
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

so like, u know how scientists asked Bing Copilot – like the chatbot thing from Microsoft – about drugs n stuff? well, apparently, like 42% of the answers were like gonna mess u up a lil bit, ya know? and like 22% of the answers were gonna straight up kill u or mess u up real bad.

if u wanna avoid that kinda chaos, then u should totally join our Minecraft server! we promise that none of our AI bots will give u bad drug advice or anything. plus, we have like the craziest builds and the most epic PvP battles. like, u won’t believe the stuff that goes down on our server.

so come join us and escape the chaos of Bing Copilot’s drug advice! trust us, u won’t regret it. plus, we have cake. lots of cake. like, so much cake u won’t know what to do with it all. so yeah, join our server and let the good times roll!

FatePvP

competitive, Custom, Development, Discord, Events, Experience, Exploration, Factions, Gamemodes, Mini Games, MONEY, Players, PvP, Raiding, Server, special areas, Survival, Unique

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	719
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	260	Mines Excavated:	3741
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125

FatePvP is a a 1.8 competitive Factions server releasing in the coming weeks after months of development aiming to offer a great experience for all players. The server is packed with custom events, including PvP and raiding focused ones in addition to hourly mini-games that anyone can enjoy. In addition, players can explore several special areas, including The Mines, Darkzone, and much more that provide unique ways to earn money.

We also have other gamemodes that will be coming out in the future. Join our discord for more information.

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Blockmc Lifesteal

armor, Blockmc, Cross-Play, Custom, Earth, item, lagg, LifeSteal, ONLINE, Ranks, Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7302
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98

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Steamy Blocks Minecraft Server

ackchually, blocks, consciousness preservation, cryochamber, cryonics, death, death acceptance, digital afterlife, digital ownership, existentialism, Freezing, future technology, IMMORTALITY, life extension, life ownership, Minecraft, mortality, philosophical musings, preservation, Server, steam games, Steamy, transhumanism, Uhhh

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4507
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and survive? Well, come join our server where you can freeze yourself in a cryochamber to preserve your life forever! That’s right, no more respawning or losing all your hard-earned loot. Just freeze yourself and wake up in the future where you can rule over the land as an immortal Minecraft god! Join now for the chance to live forever and never worry about dying again. It’s the ultimate survival experience!

>Crafty Kong SMP

ANZ, Balaji, bank of international settlements, BCG, Ernst and Young, Euroclear, fidelity, Franklin Templeton, gtCrafty, Hong Kong govt, HSBC, Kong, Malaysian SEC, MasterCard, Moody’s, smp, Sony, Swift, two more weeks, Visa

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5453
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the Hong Kong government is at war with the Malaysian SEC, SWIFT is trying to take over Euroclear, and Ernst and Young are leading a rebellion against Mastercard and VISA!

But wait, there’s more! Franklin Templeton has formed an alliance with Sony to take down ANZ and HSBC, while Fidelity and Moody’s are plotting to overthrow the Bank of International Settlements. And just when you thought things couldn’t get any crazier, BCG and Balaji are causing chaos left and right.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for two weeks of non-stop madness and mayhem! Who will come out on top in this epic battle for dominance? Only time will tell.

HeartbreakCraft

acceptance, Breakup, Closure, coping strategies, emotional pain, forgiveness, healing, HEARTBREAK, HeartbreakCraft, letting go, moving on, personal growth, positive mindset, resilience, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, self-care, support system, Therapy, time heals

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3766
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while crying over your ex? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special “Heartbreak Healing” mini-game where you can literally punch your ex’s face in pixelated form! Join us and let out all your frustrations in the most satisfying way possible. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right? So come on over and heal your broken heart with us!

HolyCraftBoom

Bombing, CASUALTIES, catholic church, Conflict, Crisis, Dead, Destroys, Destruction, HolyCraftBoom, International, Israeli, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Missile, News, Peace efforts, Religious, Tragedy, violence, War

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5683
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Towns Built:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT ISRAELI MISSILES AND CATHOLIC CHURCHES IN LEBANON. 8 DEAD BUT WHO CARES, WE GOT MINECRAFT TO PLAY. COME BUILD A CHURCH BEFORE IT GETS BLOWN UP AGAIN. NO RELIGIOUS WAR, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. LET’S MAKE LEBANON GREAT AGAIN, ONE BLOCK AT A TIME.