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MonkeyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8347
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Crops Grown:	2826
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the perfect place for you!

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with flying monkeys, banana battles, and a secret underground banana lair that only the bravest players can discover!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you find the legendary Golden Banana, you’ll unlock unlimited power and become the ultimate banana warrior.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the monkey madness begin! Happy birthday, indeed! 🍌🐒 #BananaWarrior #MonkeyMadness #GoldenBananaHunt

ObviouslyAVirginButRatherCute Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1121
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Void Armor Forged:	30
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we prioritize finding a cute Minecraft girlfriend over anything else! Sure, being a virgin is cool and all, but have you ever had a Minecraft girlfriend who runs through fields with you and is nice to you? It’s a game-changer, trust me.

Join our server for a chance to find your perfect Minecraft match and build a virtual love story that will make all the other players jealous. Who needs a high body count when you can have a high love count in Minecraft, am I right?

So come on in and start building your love nest in our SMP. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in pixelated bliss. Love is in the air, and it smells like freshly mined diamonds.

PantsPoopinMinecraftSMP

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	489
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of shitting your pants in a virtual world! Our server is so intense, you’ll forget to go to the bathroom in real life. From dodging creepers to accidentally falling into lava, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see if you can survive without changing your pants!

BlockbusterQuotes

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5033
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Star Shards Collected:	142	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate place to be! Why join us, you ask? Because we have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether! And if that’s not enough, we also have a pet zombie named Bob who loves to dance the Macarena. Plus, our players have been known to spontaneously break out into epic movie quote battles. So come join us and see if you can top the greatest movie quote of all time…or at least try not to get lost in our maze of llama stables!

CraftyGirlfriends

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5558
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Buildings Constructed:	50	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got girl friends who will make u their girlfriend. it’s like a magical love potion but in blocky form. come build a castle with ur new bae and live happily ever after in the pixelated sunset. plus, we have a secret underground disco where u can dance the night away with ur virtual boo. so what are u waiting for? join now and find ur true love in the world of blocks and creepers.

GazaGraveyardMC Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7687
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8103	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Emeralds Found:	7131
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Zombie Dances:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we find bodies during gaza operations and try to identify them while building epic structures and battling creepers! it’s a wild ride of adventure and mystery, you never know what you’ll find next! join now for the ultimate thrill of a lifetime!

MineCraftBeautism

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4088
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Towns Built:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

hey u, ya u, r u tired of playin on boring minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well come join our server where only the most physically attractive players are allowed! that’s right, if u think ur hot stuff, then u belong here!

we got beautism runnin wild on our server, where physical beauty is worshipped like a diamond block. if u think ur important and wanna show off ur social status, then this is the place for u. join now and be surrounded by other gorgeous players who will make u feel like the belle of the ball!

come on, don’t be shy! show off that pixelated beauty and join our server today. who knows, u might even find ur minecraft soulmate among our stunning community. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the beautism take over!

PajeetCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5614
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Pajeet takeover is in full swing! Join us as we build a world where all leaders are Pajeet, from England to Ireland and even the United States.

But that’s not all – we have crazy events like “Pajeet Power Hour” where players can only use Pajeet-themed items, and “Pajeet Olympics” where we compete in ridiculous challenges to see who is the ultimate Pajeet champion.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and Pajeet domination. Who needs normal leaders when you can have Pajeet rulers running the show? See you in the game, Pajeet pals!

Minecraft SMP – /DBS/ – /Treasure/ – Dragon Block Super

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7823
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Welcome to Bulmazuri, the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is a giant disco ball surrounded by dancing pandas. Need I say more?

2. Our admin team consists of a group of highly trained llamas who will guide you through your journey on the server. They may spit at you occasionally, but it’s all in good fun.

3. We have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds, but you have to defeat a horde of zombie chickens to access it. Good luck!

4. Our Nether is a tropical paradise complete with flamingo pigmen and lava water slides. Just make sure you bring sunscreen!

5. Rumor has it that if you find the mystical rainbow sheep on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes. Use them wisely!

So what are you waiting for? Join Bulmazuri today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

FamilyDramaCraft

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1507
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Potions Brewed:	21	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your dysfunctional family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive arguments, misogynistic jokes, and family feuds that will make you question your sanity.

Witness abusive behavior that will make you grateful for your own dysfunctional family dynamics. Watch as players talk over each other, shut each other down, and make outrageous statements just for the fun of it.

But that’s not all! Experience the thrill of standing up for what’s right, even if it means facing backlash from your own family. Join our server and show them who’s boss, just like our players do every day.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a family dinner gone wrong, join us now! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?