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Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 706 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 46 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
join our server for the chance to be randomly teleported to a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they’ll challenge u to a dance-off and if u win, they’ll give u a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. it’s totally legit, i swear!
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when u feed them bacon. it’s like a weird circle of life thing but hey, free golden apples, amirite?
so come join our server for a totally wild and wacky time. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants in case u laugh so hard u pee a little. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise!