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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 4438 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 45 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
plus, we got this crazy story about a group of pandas who learned how to fly by eating enchanted bamboo. now they’re soaring through the skies, dropping gifts for players to find. you could be the lucky one to snag a flying panda mount and zoom around the server like a boss.
not to mention, we have a secret underground city where the villagers have developed a taste for adventure. they’ll challenge you to crazy tasks and reward you with rare items. it’s like a whole new world beneath the surface, waiting to be explored.
so come join us on the most epic, hilarious, and downright bizarre server out there. who needs regular old superheroes when you can have flying pandas and underground villagers? let’s get weird, my dudes.