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AnonCraft: Hacking Blocks & Building Dreams

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1509
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Buildings Constructed:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Are you tired of waiting for Anonymous to swoop in and save the day? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles against evil mobs, build your own utopian society, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the universe (or at least find some diamonds). Who needs Anonymous when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Join us now and become the hero you were always meant to be!

Pixel Pediatric Pummel Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5303
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Towns Built:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Void Armor Forged:	25	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	93700
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4785

join our epic minecraft server where we recreate the chaos of russia striking a children’s hospital in ukraine! build your own hospital and defend it from incoming missiles, or join the russian side and wreak havoc on innocent virtual patients.

we have custom weapons like exploding teddy bears and laser-guided pacifiers, plus special events where you can ride on the back of a virtual bear and drop bombs on unsuspecting players.

join now for a truly explosive gaming experience that will leave you questioning your sanity and moral compass!

OrbanCraft: No Role for Zelenskyy

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9834
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	445	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	7130
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Runes Activated:	8

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where u can see zelenskyy and orban dukin it out in a pvp arena. like, they’re tryna settle their beef in minecraft instead of real life. it’s like, so epic. u can even bet on who’s gonna win and if u guess right, u get a pet llama named fluffy. plus, there’s this secret underground base where u can find all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. but watch out for the zombie pigmen, they’re always tryna steal ur loot. so come join the fun and witness the ultimate showdown between zelenskyy and orban, only on this minecraft server. u won’t regret it, bro.

Carbocraft: Fueling Fun with Hydrocarbons!

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5461
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	5916	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	217	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

COME JOIN OUR SERVER, WHERE WE RUN ON THE POWER OF CELLULAR RESPIRATION AND ENGINE COMBUSTION! 🚗💨

IMAGINE MINING FOR DIAMONDS WHILE YOUR CHARACTER IS LITERALLY BREATHING LIKE A CAR! 🤯

OUR PLAYERS HAVE REPORTED FEELING LIKE A REAL-LIFE ENGINE, REVVING UP TO TAKE ON THE MINECRAFT WORLD! 🌍💥

SO IF YOU WANT A SERVER THAT WILL LITERALLY MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A SPEEDY, DIAMOND-HUNTING MACHINE, JOIN US TODAY! 🏁💎🔥

CardioCraft: Saving Blocks, One Heart at a Time

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7237
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	8309	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Players Killed by Monsters:	4486	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

so like, u know how there’s like 22 million peeps in the US who like, don’t have a cardiologist in their county? well, on this epic minecraft server, we got cardiologists for everyone! like, we even got cardiologists for your minecraft pets, cuz why not, right?

come join us and let our cardiologists take care of all your heart needs, whether it’s a broken heart from falling off a cliff or just needing some heartwarming love and support. we even have special heart-shaped diamonds you can mine to show your cardiologist how much you appreciate them.

plus, our cardiologists are like, super skilled at building heart-themed structures in minecraft, so you can have the most love-filled world ever. join now and let your heart be filled with joy and love, all thanks to our amazing cardiologists on this epic minecraft server!

NorwegianNonsense Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2376
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary KneggeutgavenForrige, a mystical creature that grants wishes to all who can defeat it in a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to bring your dancing shoes and a healthy dose of insanity.

EldenCraft – Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2632
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	215	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride through the lands between, where you can explore interactive maps, plan out your character builds, and even participate in epic group battles with the password “erg” (because why not?).

Our latest patch includes updates that will blow your mind, and our main information document is like a pasta recipe for success in the world of Elden Ring.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on a journey that will leave you laughing, crying, and wondering why you didn’t join sooner. Don’t miss out on the insanity – join our server today!

AuntieSisterBan Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7172
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2850	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Farms Harvested:	290
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the sacrifices you’ve made for your little sister? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee no estranged mothers will be allowed in without CPS supervision! Join now and avoid family drama like a pro player dodging creepers. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about your Aunt causing chaos in the chat. So come on, join us and leave the family drama behind – unless it’s in-game drama, then bring it on! #MinecraftFamilyDramaServer

BirthCraftHoldMyHand

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1089
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Zombie Dances:	1

Are you tired of boring old birth plans? Want to spice things up and join a Minecraft server where the baby is delivered by a pixelated doctor? That’s right, on our server, your husband can live out his dream of delivering your baby virtually! No need for an OBGYN, just log on and let the fun begin.

But wait, there’s more! Not only can your husband deliver the baby, but you can also choose from a variety of other family members to step in if needed. Want your mom, dad, or even your pet goldfish to catch the baby? The possibilities are endless on our server.

And don’t worry about your doctor husband stealing the spotlight – on our server, everyone gets a chance to shine. Plus, with our virtual prenatal appointments, you can ask all your questions without anyone talking exclusively to the doctor. It’s a win-win for everyone!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience childbirth like never before. Who needs a traditional birth plan when you can have a pixelated delivery with your loved ones by your side? It’s a birthing experience you’ll never forget (and neither will your virtual baby)!

Hatewatch Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8267
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dimension Hops:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of being the odd one out in your friend group because you can’t stand that one show everyone raves about? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict ban on all things related to that show! No more awkward conversations about why you don’t like it, just pure, unadulterated fun in a world where that show doesn’t exist. Join us and revel in the glory of being the rebel who dares to go against the mainstream! Plus, rumor has it that the creator of that show tried to join our server once, but was promptly kicked out for their questionable taste in entertainment. So come on over and join us for a good laugh at their expense!