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LesbianCraft SMP: Building Bridges, One Block at a Time

ACO, ai, AMD GPU, animation, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, BLOCK, Block Merging, Bridges, building, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, CPU, Easy Diffusion, Embeddings, fetish content, Forge, guides, hdg, LesbianCraft, lesbians, Link Hub, Local install, LoRa Training, Mac, models, nai, New User Guide, Nude, OP Pasta, PonyXL Information, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, SD.Next, SDG, smp, SoC, Tags for Prompting, Time, Trash, VT, vtai, Wiki

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3212
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	9100
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Welcome to Lesbians Edition, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! Last time on /degen/: we had a wild adventure with our fellow players, from building epic structures to trolling each other with pranks. And don’t even get me started on the crazy shenanigans that went down in the Controlnet – you have to see it to believe it!

But why should you join Lesbians Edition, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a New User Guide that will have you up and running in no time. Plus, our ComfyUI is so comfy, it’ll make you feel like you’re gaming on a cloud. And let’s not forget about the Block Merging feature – it’s like Tetris on steroids!

And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our extensive collection of links. From Civitai to Huggingface, we have it all. And don’t even get me started on our OP Pasta – it’s a pasta lover’s dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join Lesbians Edition today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of romance. See you in the game!

Momma’s Munchies – HungryCraft

AITAH, Birthday, Boundaries, Cake, Cheesecake, Communication, cupcakes, expired food, family, Food, Frustration, HungryCraft, Listening, mom, mommas, MONEY, Munchies, not eating, Preferences, retail job, Understanding, Waste

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2307
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of not getting the birthday treat you actually want! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being forced to eat cake again. Our virtual Cheesecake Factory offers free cheesecake slices for all players, because we believe in celebrating birthdays the right way.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can build your own virtual refrigerator filled with fresh, non-expired food. No more dealing with moldy leftovers or expired snacks, we only serve the best for our players. And if you ever find yourself in need of a meal, just ask your fellow gamers for some virtual food to cook up a feast.

So come on over to our server and leave the cake drama behind. We promise you won’t be the asshole in this situation, because here, we listen to our players’ preferences and make sure they have a great time. Join us now and let’s celebrate birthdays the cheesecake way!

PublicPeeveMinecraftSMP

anxiety, avoidance, awkward, Crowd, dislike, EMBARRASSING, Etiquette, fear, Insecurity, judgement, Manners, Nervous, normal thing, Performance, personal space, Phobia, Public, PublicPeeveMinecraftSMP, scrutiny, self-conscious, social anxiety, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	831
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Animals Bred:	162	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mines Excavated:	3900	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	257

Are you tired of having to pretend to enjoy small talk with strangers while waiting in line at the grocery store? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can build your own grocery store and never have to deal with annoying customers again! Join us for a chance to escape the mundanity of real life and live out your wildest shopping fantasies in the safety of your own virtual world. Who needs small talk when you can just trade emeralds for carrots with your fellow players? Join us today and say goodbye to awkward public encounters forever!

NoD8NoNoNoMinecraft

Boundaries, Communication, compatibility, DATING, dealbreakers, emotional intelligence, Expectations, Honesty, NoD8NoNoNoMinecraft, personal growth, red flags, relationships, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Self Respect, self-care, toxic behaviors, Trust, VALUES

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5750
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Are you tired of dating creepers and zombies in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place to find your player two! Our server is a dating paradise where you can build your love life block by block.

Join us if you’re tired of getting ghosted by Endermen or dealing with skeletons in the closet. Our community is full of players looking for love, adventure, and maybe even a diamond ring (or sword, we don’t judge).

We have a strict ‘no-no’ policy when it comes to dating on our server. No griefing hearts, no stealing kisses, and definitely no cheating with villagers. We believe in building relationships on a solid foundation of trust, respect, and plenty of redstone contraptions.

So come join us and find your Minecraft soulmate today! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with a pig and a sheep. Love is in the air, along with the smell of burning Nether portals.

ZelenskysF16Fun Minecraft Server

Air Force, aircraft, ARMS, Conflict, Defense, defense industry, Delivery, eastern europe, F-16 fighter jets, international relations, Military, Minecraft, nato, News, Politics, SECURITY, Server, shipment, Ukraine, Ukrainian president, Volodymyr Zelensky, War, ZelenskysF16Fun

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9202
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Void Gems Collected:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have f-16 fighter jets flying around like crazy! volodymyr zelensky himself confirmed it, so you know it’s legit.

imagine building your blocky house while dodging fighter jets zooming overhead. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in minecraft!

join now for the most intense and insane minecraft experience ever. who needs dragons when you have fighter jets, amirite?

MaduroCraft: Election Edition

collected, controversy, Democracy, Disputed, Edition, election, electoral fraud, Government, international community, Latin America, lost election, Maduro, MaduroCraft, opposition, Political, power struggle, Results, Show, socialist regime, south america, tallies, Venezuela, Voting

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9562
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Ores Mined:	7582	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

so, like, u know how Maduro was all like “i’m gonna win this election, no problem”? well turns out, the opposition was all like “nah bro, we got the receipts” and now they’re saying he actually lost. can u imagine the drama? come join our minecraft server and escape the craziness of real life politics. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds. shh, don’t tell anyone. just come join us and have a laugh at the chaos of it all.

RedeFireX

1.16.5, Adventure, Bases, Brasil, Brazil, Brazilian, Clan, Clans, Community, Fun, Gaming, Kits, Melhorservidor, Minecraft, Missions, multiplayer, ONLINE, Parkour, PvP, RedefireX, Server, Sobrevivenciapvp, Survival, Survivalpvp

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7211
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Ores Mined:	2393	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Alien Abductions:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Best survival server in Brazil!!Come and meet RedeFireX for 1.16.5count on parku system, clan, missions, bases, pvp and much more!!Enter and access the ip RedeFireX.mineserv.com

eua1.xmxcloud.net:26026

Divergent SMP: For 16+ aged players who can’t handle too much spice (Semi-Vanilla Server 1.20)

aged, application, Community, content creators, Creators, divergent, Events, Fun experience, Great, handle, java, Join, new, part, Play, Players, rules, season 6, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, smp, Spice, Time, Variety, Whitelist

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5057
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ores Mined:	8587	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Divergent SMP Overview

Server Type	Community-based Java server
Features	Regular events, variety of content creators, whitelisted
Season	Season 6 (new)
Application	Required
Join Now	Check out the rules and apply!

FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join Divergent SMP, you need to fill out an application and be approved by the community.

What rules should I be aware of?

Make sure to read and follow all the rules provided by the server admins to maintain a positive gaming experience for everyone.

When are the events hosted?

The community regularly hosts events, so make sure to stay updated on the schedule through the server’s official channels.

Can I play with content creators?

Divergent SMP has a variety of content creators who play on the server, giving you the opportunity to interact and collaborate with them.

Is the server regularly updated?

The server admins strive to keep the server updated with the latest features and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

NerveCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, AUTHORITY, bancho, challenge, Confrontation, delinquent, Disrespect, high school, Identity, intimidation, Japanese culture, Manga, Minecraft, nerve, NerveCraft, ORA ORA, Respect, Server, showing respect, tough guy, walking past, Yasukuni High, Yasukuni shrine

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	995
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34

Hey there, you puny Minecraft players! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by the ultimate bancho of Yasukuni High! That’s right, you better show some respect or else you’ll feel the wrath of our bancho!

Join our server for the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever experienced. Our bancho will personally guide you through epic quests and battles, making sure you never have a dull moment. And don’t even think about griefing or else you’ll have to answer to the bancho himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, when you see the bancho coming your way, you better bow down or face the consequences!

Timmy’s Trolling Trouble: Minecraft SMP Madness

Behavior, Calling, Communication, Community, culture, firsties, forum, insults, Int, Interaction, internet, madness, mean, Minecraft, misunderstanding, nicknames, ONLINE, smp, social dynamics, teasing, thirdies, Timmy, timmys, trolling, Trouble

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9136
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Are you tired of being called a timmy by those pesky thirdies on /int/? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, timmy is the ultimate compliment! Join us and embrace your inner timmy as you build, mine, and survive in a world where being a timmy is a badge of honor.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the firsties on our server have discovered a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. Will you be brave enough to join them on their quest for riches? Or will you be content to build the most epic timmy statue the world has ever seen?

Join our Minecraft SMP today and discover the true meaning of timmy. And remember, on our server, being a timmy is not just a title – it’s a way of life.