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Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 5342 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 25 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Star Shards Collected: | 240 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Join our server and explore the world where you can build giant cakes and cookies without worrying about your character getting chubby. It’s all thanks to our special defective cellular scaffolding that holds together the brain’s hunger cells. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!
So come on over and join the fun! Who needs to worry about metabolic disease when you can just play on our server and eat all the virtual junk food you want? It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Let’s get weird in Minecraft!