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Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 5695 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Towns Built: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 26 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Join our server and explore the world where you can build giant cakes and cookies without worrying about your character getting chubby. It’s all thanks to our special defective cellular scaffolding that holds together the brain’s hunger cells. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!
So come on over and join the fun! Who needs to worry about metabolic disease when you can just play on our server and eat all the virtual junk food you want? It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Let’s get weird in Minecraft!