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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	527
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further! Our server is filled with hung cocks just waiting to be saved and requested. Join now for a chance to tame these majestic creatures and ride them into battle against other players. Who needs horses when you have hung cocks at your disposal? Don’t miss out on the most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life!

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9207
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Falling into the Void:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are big and juicy just like your mom’s V6 engine! Our “gotta be quicker than that :^)” edition will have you sprinting through the virtual world faster than a cheetah on Red Bull.

Last week, we had an epic battle on “stay mad” where players fought tooth and nail for glory and bragging rights. If you want to join the fun, make sure to check out our New User Guide and Controlnet to get started.

But that’s not all – we have animations that will blow your mind, block merging that will make your head spin, and a ComfyUI that will make you feel like you’re cuddled up in a warm blanket.

Looking to spice things up? We’ve got models, embeddings, characters, celebs, prompts, and even some fetish content for the adventurous players out there. Trust us, you won’t be bored on this server.

And if you need a break from all the action, check out our LoRa Training scripts or dive into some OP Pasta for a good laugh. With so much to explore and discover, this Minecraft server is the place to be for all your gaming needs. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP LoneStar96

1996, BETRAYAL, Chris Cooper, Cool, Corruption, Drama, Family secrets, film, HARD, infertility, John Sayles, Lone Star, LoneStar96, Minecraft, murder, Mystery, powerful storytelling, relationships, small town, smp, texas, unexpected ending, unexpected twist

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3172
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Farms Harvested:	577	Players Killed by Monsters:	2162
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	295	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Falling into the Void:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the unexpected is always expected! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning everything, just like the ending of that film that made someone hard for some reason. But don’t worry, we have plenty of other reasons to join too, like our annual llama rodeo where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle! And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood creature looking for a friend to play chess with. So come on down and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and scratching your head all at the same time!

MommyCraft: Noobs Beware!

autism, BEWARE, child protection services, cluttered home, codependency, disability, Divorce, dog sitting, ethical dilemma, family dynamics, financial abuse, health and safety concerns, infestations, Mold, MommyCraft, moral duty, neglect, Noobs, Parental Responsibility, POVERTY, Reporting, sibling relationships, social anxiety

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9040
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Chimeras Created:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Towns Built:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Love Letters Sent:	19

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server! 🌟

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where your Minecraft character is tasked with dog-sitting in a house filled with black mold, clutter, and even a guinea pig in the kitchen! But wait, there’s more – your family members are all codependent, your mom is using your sister’s disability money for luxury vacations, and your dad is nowhere to be found!

But fear not, because in this server, you’ll have to navigate through the chaos and decide whether to report your family to the Minecraft equivalent of social services. Will you choose to save the day, or will you let the madness continue?

Join now for a crazy, unpredictable, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience! Who knew dog-sitting could be so entertaining? 😉🐶🏠 #MinecraftMadness

StruggleCraft – Love Edition

avoidance behavior, communication breakdown, couples therapy, Edition, emotional disconnect, Emotional distance, hidden struggles, lack of intimacy, love, mental health, overlooked signs, partnership challenges, Relationship Counseling, relationship issues, Relationship Red Flags, signs of distress., signs of struggle, silent suffering, StruggleCraft, struggling partner, unaddressed issues, unrecognized distress, unspoken problems

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8348
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Ores Mined:	6522	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	23	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while your partner just stands there watching? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about that because we have a strict “no freeloading” policy! Join us and watch as your partner finally starts pulling their weight in the virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Love Potion #9, which has been known to turn even the most stubborn players into hopeless romantics. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your virtual soulmate while exploring our pixelated world.

So come on down to our server and see for yourself why everyone is saying that playing Minecraft with your partner has never been more… interesting.

UsinskCraft: Fire & Fury

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6881
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Potions Brewed:	175
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

OMG u guys, have u heard about the EPIC server where u can set off CRAZY explosions like an oil refinery in Russia??! 😱🔥🚀 Join us for some FIRE action and watch the world BURN in a blaze of glory! Who needs boring old mining and crafting when u can blow stuff up instead?! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself started the fire just to lure players to our server. So come on over and let’s light up the night sky together! 💥🔥🌌 #ExplosiveFun #HerobrineApproved #JoinUsNow

MoralityCraft: Election Edition

Behavior, court cases, Decision making, Edition, election, elections, Ethics, Governance, health, Implications, law, Moral values, MoralityCraft, Politics, Psychology, public policy, research, seasonality, Social Sciences, society, Timing, UBC study, VALUES

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9530
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Ores Mined:	683
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Alien Abductions:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	168	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

So, like, this server be like a rollercoaster ride for your soul, man. We got seasons of moral values going on, like, whoa dude. It’s like one day you’re all about helping your neighbor and the next day you’re stealing their diamonds in the virtual world. It’s a wild ride, bro.

Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing if you’re gonna be a saint or a sinner on any given day. Plus, imagine the chaos in the virtual court cases and elections we’ll have. It’s gonna be a riot, man.

So, like, come join us on this crazy journey of moral ambiguity and see where the seasons take you. It’s gonna be a trip, dude.

MEDUSACRAFT SMP | UNIQUE ECONOMY & SURVIVAL | STAFF NEEDED!

Crate rewards, Discord, Earth, Economy, free to play, Grief Protection, MedusaCraft, Minecraft, Needed, pay to win, player-driven economy, PvE, PvP, server ip, smp, Staff, Store, Survival, Towny, Unique, vote ranks

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6155
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Towns Built:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

MedusaCraft | Information

MedusaCraft is a small friendly survival server that aims to provide your classic minecraft survival experience. The server offers a player-driven economy, which gives everyone a chance to buy/sell items independently.For extra comfort and safety of our players we offer grief protection so our players can protect their builds, homes and land.We are not a pay to win server. We offer a free to play experience for everyone with vote ranks, extra perks, amazing crate rewards that can all be obtained with votes and in-game currency.

Important Info

Server IP – play.medusacraft.orgDiscord Link – https://discord.gg/tCxEfrkD3RStore – http://store.medusacraft.org/

pmc.medusacraft.org

ExoriaSMP: Where even the creepers are asking for a raise 13+

BetterRTP, Clearlag, CMILib, Community, CREEPERS, Discord, Discordsrv, Essentials, ExoriaSMP, guard, Jobs, luckperms, Minecraft, Plugins, raise, rules, Shop, SimplePortals, smp, Survival, Tab, Tpa, VAULT, Worldedit

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7325
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	166
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

ExoriaSMP Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.21
Keep Inventory	On
Difficulty	Normal
IP	ExoriaSMP.serv.gs

Features:

Website
Community
Fully in-house operated server
Discord bridge

Rules:

Don’t be racist
No hacking
Change your nickname to be your Minecraft IGN
No NSFW content
No speedrunning
No spamming
No combat log
Be respectful
Be ethical
Use common sense
Be honest

Guiding Principle:

Moderation should be the last resort, and not the first.

Plugins Used:

Plugin Name
BetterRTP
Clearlag modified
CMILib
DiscordSRV
Essentials
Jobs
Shop
Luckperms
SimplePortals
Tpa
TAB
Vault
WorldEdit + Guard

Join the Server:

If you want to join, click Here

PurrfectCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	694
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	104	Love Letters Sent:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Buildings Constructed:	32	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Are you tired of living in a world where cats rule the land? Well, look no further because on our server, cats are banned! That’s right, no more pesky felines stealing your loot or knocking over your precious redstone creations. Join us and experience a world where dogs reign supreme and creepers are actually friendly! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen every Friday night. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today!

CuckCraft SMP – NothingMakesMeHappier

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1694
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Farms Harvested:	578	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Welcome to our chaotic Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being constantly pranked, trolled, and bamboozled by our devious players.

One time, we had a player who thought they were the ultimate Minecraft pro, but little did they know, our resident prankster filled their entire base with chickens. And not just any chickens, but explosive chickens that blew up as soon as they were touched. Talk about a clucking disaster!

But that’s not all – we also have epic PvP battles, treasure hunts with insane riddles, and secret underground societies that you can join if you can find them. And let’s not forget about our legendary server-wide events, like the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the server. It was a llama-zing time!

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be KWAB’d with the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced. Just remember, no one is safe from the pranks and shenanigans that await you on our server. See you there, you cuck!